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Wine talk is classic and funny

The classic wine words are summarized as follows

1, drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on practicing.

2, no drinking, no future.

3, drinking too little, talent is hard to find.

4. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your official position will be hard to protect.

5, running halfway, promotion is still early.

6, standing on your legs, drinking is not counted.

7, wine into sorrow, into acacia tears.

8. I drink a pot of wine from the flowers alone. No one is with me.

9. Alas, the moon cannot drink water, and my shadow follows me blankly; .

10, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

1 1, men don't drink and live in the world for nothing.

12, give me a drink first to drive away my troubles.

13, wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

14, drink wine with friends and sing poems to people.

15, can't drink, no future; Find a wine network to push.

16, people get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

17, sadness gradually stops and the distance is like spring water.

18, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

19, cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen my appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a long drink! .

20, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

2 1, grateful for separation and enthusiastic about hospitality.

22, a pot of wine, a shaft, how many people are happy.

23, three cups and two glasses of wine, how can you beat him, coming late?

24. A gust of wind blew catkins, which made the shop more fragrant. A girl Wu poured wine and advised me to drink it.

25. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

26, a jar of fragrant mash is newly inserted, and a pair of little prostitutes are thin.

27. Xu Mo Cup is dark amber and melts before drinking.

28. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

Bai Di Caiyun, who resigned, has nothing to do.

30. The guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

3 1, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

32. Dongting came to blowing sheng in the rain, and the drunken moon turned upside down.

33. Give them to the boy in exchange for wine and share the eternal sorrow with you.

34. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

After careful consideration, Xu Yin still exists, and the old tourism may not be forgotten.

36. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a rift in your feelings.

37, look at the music, you will know that you can adapt, and the toast should sigh different tendencies.

38, wine surface floating flowers should be happy, curved eyebrows are not embarrassed.

39. Chen bought a barrel of wine with 10 thousand gold coins at a banquet in the completion hall, and everyone laughed and said a one-liners

40, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

4 1, wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

42. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

43. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

44. Speak the truth after drinking. I don't know if it's true or not, but it's true that you talk a lot after drinking.

45. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

46. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

47. Because of the embarrassment, accidents, and even delay the future, people lose their lives.

48. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

49. After drinking, you should cause yourself unnecessary losses. Just the size of the loss is different.

50, will not drink, the future is not; Looking for a wine network to push, bid farewell to Bai Di Caiyun, nearly as bad as it is.

5 1, sorrow is broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar.

52, men don't drink, live like a dog, live in the world in vain; Live like a eunuch and can't make good friends.

53. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.

54. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

55. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.