Laugh at a hilarious joke

14. When the national flag is raised in junior high school, we have to wear school uniforms, but some people always don't wear school uniforms, pants or clothes. Before each flag raising, the headmaster said with a megaphone, "Some students don't wear clothes, some students don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes or pants!" "

18. A student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. The students gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and students, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves) ..."

19. There are also students, who are particularly envious when they see the teacher's arrangement to read the composition. They always want the teacher to let them read it. The opportunity has finally come. "So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!" The student suddenly stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother ...

1, the student wrote: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

2. The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

4. The teacher spoke to the students before class: The Education Committee will come to the school for inspection tomorrow, and you must wear school uniforms tomorrow. Remember, if something happens, you must write a note.

Xiaoming doesn't study hard at ordinary times. He always writes in big white. On this day, he really couldn't go to school because of something, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take to the teacher. The teacher was startled when he saw it, but the note read as follows: "Hello, teacher! I went to my father's unit to see him off in the morning and had to wear mourning clothes to school in the afternoon. " What are you going to study? When such a big accident happened in someone's family, the teacher quickly came to his family on behalf of several class cadres to show concern and pay tribute to grief. I didn't find anything when I went to his house, but later I learned that it was all caused by fake articles. Readers must know, send the finals, send the clock; Don't use it indiscriminately; Can filial piety and school uniform be equated? ! !

Once I borrowed money from others, and I wanted to say, "I'll pay you back when I get the money."

Say, "I'll take you when I have money."

anxious

Our Chinese teacher: Please turn to 120 yuan.

The whole class is dizzy, and the teacher is nicknamed "money addiction", hehe.

Once a friend watched a CD at home, and the quality of the CD was not good. The friend said, "Why are there so many Marx?" It took a long time to realize that he was referring to Massek!

6 a buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. Dude, say no politely.

I said, that won't do. Once a year, be sure to bring it.

7 junior high school role reading "white-haired girl"

A boy (Yang Bailao): I pulled two Jin of red rope and tied it for my daughter. ...

Teacher: It's not like wrapping a mummy …

When I was cooking, I pointed to cauliflower and said, potatoes.

Aunt asked: cauliflower?

I continued to point to cauliflower and said: potatoes

Aunt asked again: Is it potato or cauliflower?

I quickly said, isn't this a potato ... er, broccoli?

It's enough to make people vomit blood now.

When I went to buy cakes, I wanted to say "two yellow pears send an egg tower", but the result was "two orioles sing an egg tower"

What is even more depressing is that the owner actually understood. ......

1 1 There were rats at home for a while, and my mother bought rat poison to keep the family quiet, but none of them were cured. One morning, my mother got up and looked at the rat poison in the janitor's corner and said to herself, "Why doesn't anyone take this medicine?" ~ ~ ~ "The whole family fainted. . .

14 once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so we had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. "

In physics class 16, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away! !

18 received a phone call at the company, which was promoted by a clothing company and kept saying that it would make uniform clothes for a big company and so on. I grabbed the gap between each other's speeches and blurted out: "Our company is not in dressing the!"

The other party whispered for a few seconds, said "I'm sorry" and hung up.

The graduation works of 22 students are made of big red cloth and sewn on black robes.

The teacher who answered the question asked: Why does Phoenix use red instead of other colors?

When that classmate was excited, he blurted out: Because the phoenix is burning! ! Three seconds later, the students who came to see the defense laughed hysterically, and my stomach was twisted with laughter!

When I was in junior high school, my teacher called recite Mulan words (the teacher was BT), and I was nervous.

When my brother heard that my sister was coming, he slashed his knife at his parents (pigs and sheep) .......

The whole class laughed and laughed at themselves, and I forgot all about the rest. Fortunately, the teacher didn't punish me ~ ~

At the age of 25, my father watched me write my composition. There is a simple mistake in writing. The father smiled and said to his mother, "I find your son very stupid." I was in a hurry and said loudly to my father, "Your son is so stupid!" -_-b

My mother once went to the bank to pay the water bill. After paying the money, the bank said that you don't have enough money. This is the second page. This should also be handed in.

My mother: What's the second page?

Staff: Sewage

My mother: My family never drinks sewage.

The director of our senior three office once again angrily scolded us for not listening to the class and said, "Don't blame me for being inhuman if you do this again!" "

On the 30th day, I said that my girlfriend was as stupid as a pig. She twisted me, and it was painful, and she never let go. When I was in a hurry, I said, "I told your mother that you abused pigs!" "

3 1 One day, I went to worship Guanyin with my parents and younger brother.

I didn't wake up, just come forward to say:

Suffering Guanyin ...

Mom and Dad:->-|||

Brother:->-||||

Bodhisattva: T _ _ _ _ T ||||||

When I was in FoxPro class in my sophomore year, a teacher began to count how many people were in our class.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, tick ...

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In my freshman year of 35, I played a "thief" at a party in the yard, which made me famous and won the favor of girls. On weekdays, I am called a "thief". One day, when I was visiting the Asian Trade, I was seen by a Harbin girl who spoke very quickly in my class. She shouted at me excitedly, "Alas-thief-thief", and I was immediately caught by the people next to me. ...

I once went to buy mutton kebabs.

Hold out four fingers and say "three kebabs" to the boss.

The boss received "How much?"

I held out three more fingers and said "four" ...

Our general manager is surnamed Zhou. I was driving as soon as he called. When I get nervous, I say, "Premier Zhou ..."

My surname is Zhu, the computer room of the management unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty?" I was yelling at that guy.

One day, I ate slowly in the rice noodle shop and was hungry.

Finally, I couldn't bear to strike the table and roar. I wanted to say no to rice noodles, so I would lift the table!

The result said, "Boss! ! ! ! I'll eat the table without rice noodles! ! ! ! "

The whole store was silent for 3 seconds, and then burst into laughter under the table ... shame. ...

10 My parents quarreled, and my father said angrily, "I'll go out!"

1 1 High school plays basketball. After getting the ball, A selflessly passed it to B, and B scored easily. After a while, B got the ball, A shouted to pass it to him, but B threw it himself. As a result, A shouted angrily: I was really blind just now. ...

Full laughter

In the impression of 12, the monitor in primary school was extremely serious. A self-study class, the classroom was crowded with people. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up, patted the table and shouted, whoever makes any more noise will break his mouth! ! ! ..... class be quiet.

When we were in 13 university, we asked a buddy how Manchester United was. He said excitedly, "Manchester United lost and Beckham took two yellow plates!" "

15 When I was in college, a teacher gave a lecture and talked about a new material, saying, "The sexual function of this material can't be compared with that of the old material ... Oh, no, the performance and function ..."

16 just went to college for military training. The company commander didn't know where the accent came from and shouted the password-"Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!"

17 when I was in college, I heard a girl order: master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!

18 When I was a sophomore, our Chinese teacher was an old teacher who had just transferred from Nanchang to Beijing. He has a strong accent. His son is attached to the Department of Architecture of Tsinghua, which is also the purpose of his coming to Beijing. He is very proud of his son and always tells us about his son. Every time, he said, "My moth (son) is from the Department of Frog (Tsinghua) and Toad (Architecture).

If moths jump on frogs and toads, won't they become snacks? ...

A colleague asked me yesterday. How to write festivals? I replied: add a festival section under the grass prefix and remove the grass prefix! All the staff burst into laughter! I haven't reacted yet ~ ~ ~ ~!

When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate.

I wanted to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago. . . "

What's more, the examiner sighed and said, "Confucius' student. "

Just after school started 10 minutes, my deskmate raised her hand and said, teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

The English teacher said unhappily: How old are you to go to the toilet?

I have a classmate who has been reviewing the computer level 3 exam. One day, while playing football, another classmate took the ball to the bottom line and only heard him shout: Enter! Get back in the car! (in the middle)

I remember once buying a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, boss, how much is Shakespeare? The boss froze on the spot.

Listen to your classmates,

Once a girl in her dormitory went to buy sanitary napkins.

Say to the boss: a pack of sanitary napkins.

The boss actually asked: Do you want three delicacies or spicy food?

Then the classmate paused and said, Sam Hsien, I'm afraid I can't stand spicy food. . .

26. Senior college student, late for educational psychology ... walked into the classroom and glanced at the blackboard. The old professor was angry and asked her to answer the questions on the blackboard. Senior sister faltered for a long time and said, "This is too difficult to talk about." The whole class is nervous. (note. Professor's original title:

A very good male classmate of mine fell to the ground, and I asked a question to show my concern: "Does your ass hurt?" As a result, I accidentally said, "Your ass fell to death." Sweat ~ ~ The brother stood up and patted his ass, farted and said, "He is still breathing!" " I just fainted.

Drinking with leaders and others, he raised his glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!" " My brain was too hot. ......

On one occasion, the photographer of our newspaper interviewed the star of Anonymous and told him how he met the star at the meeting. The boss looked at a pile of photos on the table and made a joke: I see you have become his royal photographer. But the boss's southern Mandarin is not clear, so he pronounced "Yu" as "Japanese". From then on, this poor photographer was called "everyday photographer" by us. He worked overtime, and of course he became a "night photographer".

I'm from the logistics department. After the new year, customers call to ask when the goods will arrive before the festival. Because the holidays were so chaotic these days, I couldn't figure out the contents of the order, so I asked, What are you?

A friend of mine has just watched The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and he is very interested in "fighting the dog to win the battle" and often plays jokes on others.

One day, as usual, he. Kicked a man and shouted "kick the dog's leg!" " Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked again and shouted, "Dog kicks!" " "

I remember when KFC went out to spread its wings and spread its fragrance, because I didn't see the advertisement and heard what others said, I always thought it was Liu Xiang who endorsed KFC. When I get to Ken, tell the waiter directly that I want Liu Xiang to spread her wings. . .

I went to a small shop for dinner with some colleagues after work the other day. There were quite a lot of people in the shop at that time. A fat waiter is as busy as a bee. A colleague shouted "waiter ~ ~" and the girl ran over: "What are the accounts of several nodes?" At that time, we all fell down and went to this restaurant for dinner. When ordering food, we shout "waiter pays the bill" and then shout "order!" ! "

42 dormitory brothers watch Prison Break, which is a scene where a man takes out a blade from his mouth and kills people. The boss suddenly jumped out: "I'm K, I can still talk with my mouth hidden in the blade, and I'm convinced." . . "

One day at noon, my mother asked my brother to move the dining table to the side. My brother hasn't moved for a long time. When my mother was in a hurry, she said this:

"Did you hear that? ! I told you to move the table two kilometers to the side. "

=_=! ! !

Our teacher is very good. One day, he said, "Take out your homework, let's check the answers, cross the correct ones, and then write the correct answers on them ..."

Have dinner with a group of friends

One of them was probably betrayed by his brother. He was depressed, drank a lot of beer, and then stood up with a loud cry.

Brother! Not for sale! ! !

I think what I'm trying to say is that brothers are not for sale

At that time, more than a dozen people at our table were lying down.

How to tell the authenticity of RMB?

Prepare 100 yuan. Fold in half and then fold in half, put it on the ground and step on it n times. Pick it up and see if the people above have nosebleeds. If it is, it is true. If not, it's fake.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message as an experiment. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

When my cell phone rings, it means I miss you. Second, I miss you so much! Three times, I miss you very much! Four tones, I miss you very much; Five tones-demo, it's time to answer the phone!

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

The aquarium celebrated the birthday of the old dragon king. During the dinner, Prime Minister Turtle took something out of his arms, looked at it and put it back. The dragon king quickly asked, what happened to Prime Minister Gui? Shrimp, soldier and crab will quickly answer: the old bastard has received the text message again.

When I arrived in xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, I was besieged by a group of wild boar. Tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Boss, we found you!

Once, I had dinner with my friends in a restaurant. We sat there waiting for the waiter to serve us. After a while, a beggar brought one.

A bowl came up to my friend's back and touched him gently, imagining that he wanted money. My friend was chatting with me, thinking that the waiter had brought the meal, so I didn't.

I turned and took the rice bowl from the beggar and put it in front of me. We were all stunned at that time, and the beggar wanted to cry more (kill him)

I didn't expect this, and there were people grabbing jobs) ~ ~ ~

Once at 1, I bickered with my roommate in the dormitory. He said he couldn't beat me, but he beat me and cursed: "You are my grandfather's son!" " The whole dormitory 1 second is silent and then laughs wildly!

12 ate bad food once when I was a child, and wrote a sick note to the teacher the next day: "Teacher, I ate bad food yesterday and my stomach was upset.

Here, get up in the morning, vomit and diarrhea. . . "Cold, I don't know what the teacher thinks.

15 in high school, the classroom discipline was chaotic. In a rage, the teacher picked up XXX and said, XXX, stand on the wall for me! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ class violence

Cold ~ ~ ~

16 A foreign teacher once showed Mandarin in a big classroom. I wanted to give him a face and praise his standard of Mandarin, but it turned out to be you.

The standard words are really ordinary and cold, and everyone laughs at me.

17 and MM are in front of the stall selling soybean milk fritters. I shouted, "Boss, I want a bean paste." MM smiled.

19 When I was in the third grade, a classmate invited us to dinner on my birthday night. When I got home, I said to my mother, "Mom, my classmate invited me on our wedding night today.

Eat! "

There were many people in the restaurant, and I shouted: Boss, a pepper without seasoning. . . . The waiter also repeated loudly: 1 1 table, did you add one?

Pepper with seasoning! ! ! . . .

2 1 I: That's our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

On the 23rd, I went shopping! Suddenly I saw a crow croaking in the sky! So a sentence popped out of her mouth: "Oh, this green!" "

Frogs fly very low! I feel dizzy

In high school, I went out to play with my classmates. There is a China Everbright Bank near the school, which just opened, so there is still a red cloth on the sign ... but the cloth is hung.

I blocked Chinese characters ... I read "China Everbright Bank" ... My classmates laughed me crazy and I couldn't hold my head for years!

A person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then brought out a cold saying: if you drink too much urine, you will drink too much wine. ..

It was very hot for 30 days, but the school was out of power. From day to night 10, our girls' dormitory is quiet at night, and everyone enjoys the cool on the balcony, boys.

The dormitory is very lively, but after a commotion, the boys seem to have reached some kind of knowledge, only to hear organized cries from the opposite corridor: "Hoo, coming!" "

Electricity! We need electricity! "About 10 minutes later, the school actually called, and there was a cheer from the opposite side, and the dormitory area became calm.

It was not until the evening 1 1 lights out time that the boys began to shout neatly, "delay, delay, we will delay!" "

The school, which has always been harsh, unexpectedly agreed to the unreasonable demands of this group of people and extended the call time for the first time.

Just as we were about to have a rest, something happened that I will never forget. Maybe the boys are too excited because their two boys are usually away.

Possible requirements were actually realized by the school, so there was a more organized and magnificent voice from the opposite boys' dormitory, .............:

"Women ... women ... we want women! ! ! "

3 1 tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

38. In the past, others came to menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down."

Sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea! "

39. Our company has a car to go to work in the morning because the car is not big. On one occasion, a mm got on the bus without a seat.

Hello, a male colleague sitting next to me stood up and greeted her warmly and said, "So-and-so, sit on my ass!" " "I am a

Laugh till you get off ~!

40. In college, a classmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You are talking nonsense, I am not.

Not stupid!

43 once the leader of the Education Bureau inspected the exercises between classes. After that, the PE teacher should have announced "dissolution", but in desperation, they forgot the words and held back.

After a long time, I shouted: "Retreat!"

44. When I was in college, I went to Hengshan to play. I was halfway up the mountain. When I am tired, I want to have a rest. I saw an Obasan buying souvenirs by the roadside.

Go up and ask, "Wife ..."

45. During the self-study class, everyone was watching the review. GG said to MM, "I just finished reciting the words, help me write them down." MM doesn't want to be silent, GG just

Please, you (touch) me, (touch) me! ! As a result, MM couldn't stand it anymore, shouting, Teacher, you see I don't want to (touch) him, he

I have to (touch) silence ~ ~! ! !

46. One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call him uncle, but he said wrong, "Dad,

Come and sit down! "~ ~ cold! A bunch of classmates laughed to death.

47. My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "

48. When I was in primary school, a very annoying boy asked me to borrow an eraser. If I don't borrow it, he will pester me and hit me. Say that finish, I yelled with all my strength.

"I won't marry (lend) you." At that time, the students immediately quieted down.

5 1 I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When we arrived at the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout:

"Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! "

Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."

A customer ran into the tailor's shop angrily.

Pointing to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him, he said, "I stood on the street corner yawning and two people put letters in my mouth!" " "

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time. He was very nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn. Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: teachers and classmates, the topic I recited was: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves are red) ...

I am still a primary school student, and I am particularly envious of my classmates who are assigned by the teacher to read the composition. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. End of opportunity

I'm here.

So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!

Pupils stand up: "My teacher". Teacher, I look like your mother. ......

My family often plants green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender. My sister saw it when she came home for the New Year, and she was very happy with my mother.

Say: hey! Mom, this is so rude ... Mom and I both laughed.

One day, my classmate anonymous felt sorry for himself and suddenly turned to the person behind him and said, is my chest hair good-looking? He was taken aback and said, Oh, I am.

I want to ask if my eyebrows are fierce.

6 1 In high school, the teacher asked me to read the text at the same table. This girl has always been famous for her lively reading. She was also holding a textbook that day.

Read aloud:

..... He clung to the sentry in the snowstorm, clutching a steel gun in his hand ...

What we hear is that .....

..... He stood guard in the snowstorm, holding a pen tightly in his hand. ......

..... There was silence in the class, the teacher fell down with laughter, and then the classmates fell down. ....

I remember when I was in primary school, there was a text called Waterfall. In the middle, the author turned a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging on it, which was one of mine.

When a female classmate was reading aloud, she was also very loud and said excitedly: I was shocked when I climbed over this mountain, and there was a rag hanging on the mountain. . . The whole class.

I was shocked.

There is also a passage from a Russian writer's novel: all the houses here belong to the lords (referring to the rich).

As a result, one of my male classmates read aloud: All the houses here belong to old men. At the same time, our Chinese teacher asked him doubtfully:

So where do the old ladies live?

The most classic thing is that I once watched Tao tell an anecdote about his first time as a host. He never said that the opening ceremony was a curtain call ... What impressed me most was that.

He said that once when he was hosting a party, he calmly walked up and said affectionately, friends, have you seen the Yellow River? You know this is our mother.

Kiss the river ~ ~

After deeply introducing the Yellow River, he said, let's listen to the song of the Yangtze River.

Once I went to McDonald's to buy a sweet bucket, and finally it was my turn. I can't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" " ".I didn't expect the waiter to treat me badly.

Speak aloud; "Two rollers, four dollars!" .

The teacher asked me to do my homework. If I can't do it, I'll copy from others. Then I go to the office to hand in my homework. I saw the teacher say, "I copied it!" " " .

On the day of driving test, a gentleman was particularly nervous. The examiner embarrassed him and asked him to stop at a place with a fire hydrant on the side of the road. This Curtis is very nervous.

He said, "Call the fire hydrant. There are examiners on the roadside. No parking!" " .

9. I was eating cream cake when I was reading this post just now, and gg next to me suddenly said, Can you eat peas like this without growing cream? . . Sudden cold

In the internet cafe, I wanted to get off the plane and check out, so I shouted, "Boss, stop the plane!" " "

1. Original: The Mystery of Jelja Jelja Ye Li Jelja-Tong Ange

Copy: wild ass, wild ass of God, wild ass, wild ass.

Question: Why sing with God's wild donkey?

2. Original: Longlong, keep your eyes open forever and ever-Wang Leehom.

Copy: Longlong, you are two years short and two years far away forever.

Question: Who will always be two years behind Buron?

3. Original text: Passers-by between heaven and earth compete for the rise and fall-Sally Yeh.

Repeat: the heavens and the earth are long, and the pot shell is fried and fried.

Question: How can you cook smartly?

4. Original text: Five thousand years of wind and rain-Andy Lau.

Copy: Wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu

Question: Are they having an affair?

5. Original: Every night, I think of my mother's words, and tears flow like a spring-Lu.

Copywriter: Grandpa thinks of Mom's flowers, and the roadside flowers are tears for you.

Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of the flowers on his mother's roadside?

She is like a fairy. She is so beautiful.-Jordan chan.

Replica: She is like an antenna. She is so beautiful.

Question: What aesthetic vision is as beautiful as an antenna?

Today, a person is still single and begging for happiness-Hong Yiping.

Reprint: live alone for a single period or ask for a Fu surname.

Question: Is the owner surnamed Fu? Go in and feel her residual temperature?

I am not Huang Rong. I don't know martial arts.-Rollin Wang.

Text: I'm not a locust, I can't centipede.

Question: horror ... is it filming?

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept screaming.

Devil: You can scream loudly. No one will come to save you.

Princess: Broken throat, broken throat.

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.

Devil: Speak of the devil.

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Demon: Wow, I saw a ghost.

Ghost: *! Someone found out.

*: Ghost, you can see me.

Oh, my God.

God: Who called me?

Who: Nobody called you.

Nobody: I didn't? Play dumb.

Garlic: Who is pretending to be me?

Who: Me again? You're looking for trouble

Trouble: who wants to see me?

Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.

Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?

Which one: I'm not who.

Who: He's not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: What am I looking at?

God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.

Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? I am a demon.

How did Wang play?

Go on: Why don't you be a good devil and play with me?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.

Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go?

How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

Lively: What am I doing?

What: You want to fuck me? rascal

How dare you: I didn't.

Me: What's it to me?

Demon: *! I'm going crazy. ...

*: Why did you call me! ...

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me to: I know nothing!

I know nothing: I don't know!

I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn't call you!

I didn't: Who called him?

Who: Wrong ... I didn't. ...

I didn't: I didn't wronged you. ...

You: I dare you.

I dare you: who says I dare not! ?

Who: Please ... I didn't say anything.

I have nothing: what do you want me to say?

I'm nothing: you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?

My long-lost brother: Gao ... My name is very long ... I will be called.

ah ...

Who: ... I want to leave this troublesome place as soon as possible

True or false: So this is my territory. ...

I am nothing &; No: Stop arguing. We're talking. ...

Leave us alone: I won't talk. ...

I didn't: I didn't speak! ...

I am nothing:-_-\ \ "... Let's go out and talk. ...

Go: I'm sorry ... (wriggling)

I have nothing: it's none of your business ... leaving ... (two brothers go out angrily)

None of your business: whoops ... why did you kick me out? ...

Why: I don't want to kick you out ... Be obedient ... Don't cry.

I didn't: Oh ... What does it have to do with me?

None of my business: what? Did anyone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you? ...

Who: I really have to go ... T.T.

Go: I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v * (\ \ "who \ \" folds)

It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin?

It's none of my business: cousin ... long time no see. ...

Long time: I'm not here. ...

Devil: Are you finished?

Endless: he doesn't have me.

You: I don't have him.

Me: Who said that?

Who: What should I do?

Really? Do you want to fuck me?

You: I won't fuck him.

Me: Who said I wouldn't?

Who: Wrong! I didn't say ...

Say: What am I doing?

Really? You two are shameless!

You two: I want it! I want it!

Face: Who wants me?

Who: I don't want it.

Demon: Hurry up, or I'll kick people out.

Somebody else: Kick me out? Looking for k

Kathy: Who wants to see me?

Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again!

He: Don't blame me.

Me: Who wants me?

Who: I finally caught one. Kill it. ............

One: Don't arrest me.

Me: I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!

Who: Look at my eighteen hands!

Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws!

Eighteen palms of the dragon: what do I want to see?

Jiuyin Bai Gujing: What do I have to see?

What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you!

Interesting: Brother, let's talk outside.

Devil: Oh, my God! This is an engagement party. ...

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ...