Are there any conversation jokes?

Silent dialogue between men and women will definitely collapse after reading it! ! ! Men's words are unique, and women's answers are even more unique. No. 1

Man: "May I ask you the way?"

Woman: "Where?"

Man: "to your heart"

Woman: "Sorry, this road is blocked." The man's words are absolutely, and the woman's answer is absolutely No.2

Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day."

Woman: "I think it's ok, because your brain is really too small." The man's words are absolutely, and the woman's answer is absolutely No.3.

Man: (looking at the label of her shirt)

Woman: "What are you doing?"

Man: "I wonder if you are made in heaven."

Woman: "Are you from hell?" Men's words are unique, and women's answers are even more unique. fourth

Man: "I had a bad day." Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "

Woman: "Do you want me to have a bad day?" Men's words are unique, and women's answers are even more unique. Fifth place

Man: "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "

Woman: "Sorry, I'm a breeder, and I feel uncomfortable being watched by others." The man's words are absolutely, and the woman's answer is absolutely No.6.

Man: "Miss, can you lend me five dollars?"

Woman: "What are you going to do?"

Man: "I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today."

Woman: "Sorry, I can't lend it to you."

Man: "Why?"

Woman: "because I'm going to call the hospital and say I was scared by a frog." Men's words are unique, and women's answers are even more unique. Seventh place

Man: "It's raining heavily today."

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "That's because God is drooling over you."

Woman: "So that gust of wind just now was given to you by God?" Men's words are unique, and women's answers are even more unique. No.8

Man: "Trust me … I will make you the second happiest person in the world!" " "

Woman: "Why not be the first one ..." (pretending to be cute)

Man: "With you … I am the happiest person!" " "(shallow smile)

Woman: "I think I will soon be the happiest person in the world." (daydreaming)

Man: "Why?" (doubt)

Woman: "Because I'm going to dump you."