The funniest joke in history ranks first.

1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

Second, come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

Third, I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a handsome word runs through my life.

Fourth, those who thought they could not get through in the past, you will gradually find that you only blame yourself for having short legs.

I hope I can be an interesting and rich person, but I can't just be rich.

6. Young man, it's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future.

If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

Eight, in fact, when I was a child, I was very thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

9. Did you find that Tang Priest is actually quite sexy? If you meet an ugly person, you are called a benefactor; if you meet a beautiful person, you are called a bodhisattva.

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love. The fact is that you are either fat or ugly, or both.

Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

12. Just now, I picked up my ticket at the railway station. I heard an uncle wearing a gold necklace say, "What's the use of reading? College students don't have to work for me. " I smiled after listening, and changed the language of the ticket machine to English after picking up the ticket.

Thirteen, smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store IQ, and the thicker the adipose layer, the higher the IQ.