Telling stories is not like telling stories, and telling jokes is not like telling jokes.

Zhang San is a joker. f-x{。

At a friend's party, after a few drinks, Zhang San began to tell jokes. After the joke was finished, everyone burst into laughter. "Tell me another one," my friends demanded. R/hbN

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"Well, I'll tell you another one," said Zhang San. "The zoo house, iV%.

Elephant has three rooms and two halls, tiger has two rooms and one hall, wild boar has one room and one hall, bear has one room, k+{

The bear asked the leader angrily,' The elephant is big, the tiger is fierce, and we are not much better. The wild boar is similar to me. "Why does it have a hall and I don't?", & ltLN/Gp

The leader said,' I'll open a room for you. You look like a bear, and you want a room. "... L.R *

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A: One day, the director of a mental hospital found that there were more and more patients in the hospital, but fewer and fewer managers. So, he thought of a way: let smarter patients assist in management. He came to the first floor and saw a man watching TV. He asked, "What are you doing?" Answer: "watch the news." "You are smart enough to know that you care about state affairs. You are in charge of the first floor. " Then, he came to the second floor and saw a man listening to the radio. He asked, "What are you doing?" A: "Listen to music." "You are smart and know how to enjoy music. You are in charge of the second floor. " He came to the third floor, saw a man watching VCD and asked ... 5YSJ 5+

B: Say it?

Let me see. What's the name of the round flat in that VCD? Ambrosia breviscapus test

B: How about CDs? Static plasma

Yes, you are very clever. You are in charge of the third floor! six

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1, "Why" (from a New Year TV series) xO

A: Of all the animals you know, except people, what animal likes to ask "Why?" 1

B: it's x, it's x ... J.

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B: Why? (scold yourself) Ae@

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2. Four floors

I'll tell you four short stories. First, a man and a woman go for a ride. The man said he would take a woman to heaven, but he took her to the mud pit. The woman said, "Aren't you going to take me to Xanadu? Why are you here? " The man slapped the woman and scolded, "Bastard! Are you taking me for a ride or am I taking you for a ride! ? "This is the first short story. It's time to tell the second short story: the woman said to the man again, "I'll treat you to western food." But the woman cooked a big pot of porridge. The man asked, "Aren't you going to treat me to western food?" How to eat porridge? "After hearing this, the woman gave the man a slap in the face:" Bastard! Are you inviting me to dinner or am I inviting you to dinner! ? "This is the second short story. It's time to talk about the fourth ...: 6

B: it should be the third one. 7ZQ

A immediately slaps B, and then he can scold: "Bastard, are you telling me a story or am I telling you a story?" ! ? " J$0j(

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Once upon a time, there was a fool, a very stupid fool. When people ask him anything, he always says: no, no, never … In short, he always gives a negative answer … By the way, B, have you heard this story? 8d.x=q

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4. "Brain teaser": Q

A: Let me ask you a brain teaser: there is a pig. It runs and runs and runs. Hey, it hit the wall and killed it. Why? B: it's because of XXX 6ViK.

A: No. oh

B: then I don't know X.

A: Because pigs can't think quickly. Happy Ma

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5, "An Shi ..." (suitable for friends in Shandong) me

A: Once upon a time, there was an Anshi Mountain. There is an Anshi Road on Anshi Mountain, and there are many Anshi trees along the Anshi Road. There is a timely temple on Anshi Road. There is an old monk named Anshi in Jishi Temple. He has a donkey. What's his name? -(

B: I'm a donkey (Anshi donkey) 2.

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6。 A long time ago, there was a bird called Quail Spring, which had the habit of a dog and liked to eat poop. One day, in quail spring, a fox and an elephant crossed the bridge, walked to the bridge and found a pile of feces. The fox ignored it, and so did the elephant. Quail spring ... crossed the bridge and met a bear. The bear said, didn't you see my feces? How dare you break into my territory! ! The fox looked back and said, no. The bear is angry, isn't it? Why not? Say, did you eat? The fox said quickly, I didn't eat. The bear asked the elephant again, the elephant is very clever. Guess what the elephant said. R{h6 1c。

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