Do you have any really funny jokes?

No matter how watery the sea is, no matter how majestic the mountains are, no matter how many legs the spider has, no matter how spicy the chili pepper is, no matter how ghostly La D is, or how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful during the Spring Festival! Happy New Year!

·There are two main purposes for sending text messages this time: one is to practice fingering, and the other is to connect with each other. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year’s Eve and the new year is coming soon. I would like to send you a message. Technical words: Happy Chinese New Year!

· Four blessings: Booking a New Year’s Eve dinner on New Year’s Eve, hailing a taxi when you go out, visiting each other to get New Year’s money, and having a holiday from the first to the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year; I wish you good fortune, partial fortune, windfall, and endless financial resources; family love , friendship, personal love, love as you wish!

·Considering that in the next few days there will be overwhelming text messages of blessing clogging up the Internet, the super invincible genius in the universe who has ideals, vision and extraordinary wisdom would like to congratulate in advance: Gude Gude will die, Team team Apu, um, Niu Yeer!