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Drinking tea changes a person's tongue and humor.

Humor: The bride has flowers, so call her parents before entering the door. Her parents-in-law are hardworking and thrifty, and bring you little red flowers. It seems that when I was seventeen or eighteen, my parents were still satisfied, so I gave a tip and spent one.

As the most important tool for tea worship, tea sets generally use bowls and cups, and it is best to use simple and generous flowers, birds and characters. , or choose a festive monochrome. If your family has a large population, you might as well count the people and prepare more cups. The number of teacups is arranged according to the number of elders present on both sides. You can also stick the cup holder and the cup with double-sided tape in advance to avoid embarrassment caused by the cup holder falling when serving tea.

Hi-tea is by no means an ordinary tea. It is generally safer to choose Tieguanyin, Pu 'er and other teas. Coupled with red dates and lotus seeds, which are essential materials for kindness, the weight is "yes man"! Lotus seeds can't be cut, otherwise it means separation. Jujube must not have pits, pits represent seeds and offspring. Older people will care about this, so don't make mistakes or make jokes.

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1, it is reasonable for the bride and groom to meet their parents in pairs. When the new wife enters the door, the couple will definitely send it. Call parents to offer tea, and the newly married wife shows filial piety.

2. A father and a mother are always cheerful when they call their parents. Parents smile from ear to ear and reach for the red envelope. Look, take it. Tea is in the mouth, and sparrows are easy to get their hands on tonight. When the tea arrives, millions will be credited to the account.

3, the bride is very generous in holding tea, and the two surnames have a long history. How rich it is to have a baby early, and the descendants are young.

4, the voice of honey is high, and the two old people are happy. The room was filled with applause and laughter, and parents gave a big red envelope.

5, beautiful young mother, little husband just settled down, please always give some living expenses, amiable father, our family has just started, please always sponsor.