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What kind of experience is it for students with the same name in the class?

My real name is * Gang, and there are at least several million in China.

Damn, there are two in our village!

At school, the teacher called his name, and at least two or three people stood up!

Later, all the teachers were cheated. It was clearly this person who shouted, but it was another person who stood up. Later, the class gave it a new name to distinguish.

The tall one is called Dagang and the short one is called Xiaogang!

This year, the big one just grew taller, and next year, the small one just grew taller than the big one. Do you want to change it back at this time?

The most embarrassing thing is junior high school. I wanted to fall in love at that time, and the person I like was in the next class. I asked someone to introduce me. On hearing this name, the other party was happy and said to meet in the Woods. Answer it, the other party is black.

She always thought it was another gang, the handsome ones, the rough ones, but they really didn't live!

Looking back, I was desperate. Self-esteem is humiliated! I thought about changing my name before, but I didn't go in the end. Get used to it.

After all, my parents gave me the name, so I'm sorry to change it! Afraid of the old man getting angry.

Because it's just a popping sound, there are many ugly things!

When I was in high school, my teacher asked questions. That's called * Fang. As soon as I heard it was * Gang, I stood up at once.

The result can be imagined, burst into laughter!

Desperate

The teacher called the roll at the back and dared not move. Let's sweep the surrounding environment first. If all my classmates are watching me, it's probably me. Stand Up!

Later, I got used to it and prepared to write something. Give yourself a good name before you start writing. As soon as I got hot, I patted my thigh. Call it a knife!

Shit!

I regretted it when I started posting.

If you don't believe me, go to Douban and search, and immediately jump out of dozens of knives!

Marketers say that the first step is to have a unique name. I have a big name!

Knife electric car, can run without electricity!

There is a reason for writing this diary today.

We wrote Shuiqun in Douban, and then a buddy paid attention to me. I searched it, and then it was gone.

Search found dozens of duplicate names, how to close them?

What are you writing for? Frankly speaking, I write to think about fire.

This pen name delayed my fire! But the name is up, and I don't want to change my name in Douban, that's all!

But it doesn't matter, we can force chicken soup for ourselves with the same name!

Treat people with the same name as upgrades!

Step by step to improve their own strength, for example, two people named Ma Yun, your reputation is not as big as the other, because he is a coal boss and is famous in small counties.

Don't be afraid, you also go to do business, first in the county, then in the city and then in the province. When Alibaba opens, others will only know you, but they will be strong if they don't know each other!

The routine of upgrading monsters is too exciting.

Unexpectedly, it is a kind of positive energy!

When I first wrote this article, misfortune happened. The boss called and went in. The boss likes to call people in to scold him. I thought it was Pang who came in just now. His business is almost worse than mine, and he is sure to be scolded. Now that he's out, I thought he'd be depressed.

No, he whistled and jumped!

There is a hint of evil in his mouth. He said, "The boss called you ..."

Stupid.