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Song Xiaobao kebab production line
Ye Cheng: I'm not afraid of your jokes. Since we lost three bowls of noodles last year, it has been fully proved that our IQ is two pounds less, which leads to the guests here changing noodle soup into fried noodles, or changing fried noodles into noodle soup, and some even get some horseradish noodles, which will turn my noodle restaurant yellow. But I was not discouraged and opened this barbecue shop. Can you be energetic? I'm telling you, I will meet a guest who is angry with him like the black monkey who is not so tall last year, so leave me alone. If migrant workers come to our house for dinner, keep an eye on them, understand?
I see.
Swallow: No problem.
Ye Cheng: Did you go to the hospital? Have you confirmed it? It's your fault. Can the noodle restaurant be yellow without asking you for bad debts? Can I break up with your sister without settling accounts with you? But for the sake of affection, I'll leave you here to thread me. Accounting is not for you.
Swallow: no problem, brother-in-law
Ye Cheng: What does your brother-in-law do? Your sister and I are separated. This is the company. Don't make friends with me. Call me Manager Cheng or Brother Ye.
Swallow: OK, Manager Ye.
Tian Wa: Haha, General Nobuka.
Ye Cheng: My name is Ye Cheng. I can be called Cheng Ge or Ye Ge. How can I return the manager of Quanye? Will you call me brother?
Swallow: Yes, Mr. Wilder.
Ye Cheng: Your IQ is useless. Well, today is China New Year. We are open for business. Today, we have activities and big prizes. What about beer? You can get a bottle for free if you drink it, which is equivalent to buying a bottle for free. How about increasing your income? Keep the bottle cap and come to my place to exchange money at night. Are you happy?
He: Happy.
Ye Cheng: Are you happy?
He: Happy.
Ye Cheng: Are you happy?
He: Happy.
Ye Cheng: Double-click 666.
Together: make trouble, make trouble.
Ye Cheng: All right, stop it. Don't be silly. You two go to the back kitchen and wash your hands with a rope. You don't need it. Hey, where's my puppy?
Peach: The puppy was carried away by my sister-in-law.
Ye Cheng: I don't want to keep it for myself at all. Did you bring dog food?
Peach: Everything is ready.
Ye Cheng: Clean them up and I'll supervise them.
Peach: OK.
Ye Cheng: Work.
Song Xiaobao: Haha ... Oh, I ate three bowls of horseradish noodles last year, and the whole country was on fire. My fans have created tens of thousands for me. Today, I revisit my old place and come back to see if this style has changed. According to the east longitude and north latitude, this is the shop. Ouch.
Peach: Ah, horseradish.
Song Xiaobao: Kelp sister.
Peach: Hey, hey.
Song Xiaobao: Sister Kelp is getting fatter and fatter.
Peach: Brother Horseradish smoked it.
Song Xiaobao: Sister Kelp is right, hahahaha.
Peach: It's very cold in winter. Come in and have some hot water.
Song Xiaobao: Ah, come in and have some hot water.
Peach: A pot of Maojian tea?
Song Xiaobao: You don't need Maojian tea. I brought my own edamame
Peach: Did you bring it yourself?
Song Xiaobao: Well, I especially like to eat edamame this year. What, has your noodle restaurant changed its style?
Peach: My shop has been upgraded and changed to barbecue this year.
Song Xiaobao: Well, I changed to barbecue. Do you have any special features?
Peach: Look at the menu.
Song Xiaobao: Huh? Sea cucumber, roasted sea cucumber, I didn't eat sea cucumber last Spring Festival, and I felt very wronged. I must eat a roasted sea cucumber this year.
Peach: A string of sea cucumbers is baked.
Song Xiaobao: Give me a bunch first, and I'll see how it tastes. If possible, I'll eat two more strings.
Peach: OK.
Song Xiaobao: By the way, let's see if there is anything wrong with the price of vegetables in your house. Don't be like last year when the decimal point was wrong. Horseradish didn't suffocate me. Well, the price of vegetables is very reasonable. There are two yuan six yuan and four yuan eight yuan.
Peach: Here comes the rope.
Song Xiaobao: Here it comes. Play? What about sea cucumber? Is sea cucumber smoked? Huh? Don't tell me that sea cucumber is made of silkworm chrysalis. Where is the sea cucumber? Spinning? Where is Gaha? Is the whole silkworm chrysalis lying to me? Give me a perfect explanation.
Peach: It says, sea cucumber roasted silkworm chrysalis.
Song Xiaobao: Ah, playing last year's word game again.
Peaches: Dashes.
Song Xiaobao: Did your brother bake it again?
Peach: That's right.
Song Xiaobao: Oh, I'll go. Why should I do it year after year? What is this? Sea cucumber, come out.
Peach: Brother.
Tian Wa: Huh? Who is it?
Song Xiaobao: Me.
Tian Wa: Horseradish.
Song Xiaobao: Brother Sea Cucumber.
Tian Wa: I'll get the goods for you.
Song Xiaobao: Haha, what goods are you going to prepare?
Tian Wa: Horseradish is garlic.
Song Xiaobao: Come on, you can kill me, tiger. You are stupid.
Tian Wa: How?
Song Xiaobao: What? Don't play this word game in the future.
Tian Wa: Brother, is that what you do for the New Year?
Song Xiaobao: What can I do if I don't do it? Can I soak it in water?
Tian Wa: Order beer or something.
Song Xiaobao: I can't drink. I can't drink very well.
Tian Wa: Men don't drink, so they walk around the world less. You should have some during the Chinese New Year. Go on, go on, get me a beer.
Peach: OK.
Song Xiaobao: No, wait a minute, wait a minute. You came back from the China network. When you came back, I didn't drink enough. How much did you take?
Tian Wa: Yes, I did.
Song Xiaobao: You're welcome. We'll talk about it later. How much is an extra bottle?
Peaches: Five yuan a bottle, buy one and get one free, which suits you.
Song Xiaobao: What if I can't drink it?
Peach: If you can't drink it, you can return it.
Song Xiaobao: Well, that's good. Let's make a dozen.
Tian Wa: Oh, my God.
Peaches: A dozen.
Tian Wa: Oh, nice to meet you. Tell me and I'll tell you.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Tian Wa: I learned that trick from you last year. I went to the noodle restaurant in our city for a stroll.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Tian Wa: Change the noodle soup into fried noodles.
Song Xiaobao: Ah.
Tian Wa: There was no money after that.
Song Xiaobao: Is it useful?
Tian Wa: Almost no one was killed.
Song Xiaobao: That's because your routine is wrong.
Tian Wa: The key is not as high as your IQ.
Peach: Here comes the wine. This is a purchase, and this is a gift.
Song Xiaobao: Oh, yes, I can't drink enough.
Tian Wa: Dude, you are really.
Song Xiaobao: Ah.
Tian Wa: There's nothing to say about the Chinese New Year. You are my idol. Your IQ is too high. I wish you a happy new year and good health. The longer and whiter the coming year, the higher it will be. I'll set an example first and do it.
Peach: OK.
Song Xiaobao: No, no, hey, man, what are you doing? Oh, mom, it's all in my nose. Oh, my God, what are you doing with the bottle cap?
Tian Wa: No, no, no, the whole bottle.
Song Xiaobao: Me.
Tian Wa: Come on, man, what are you doing? Come on, brother.
Song Xiaobao: No, brother, we have cups. Take your time.
Tian Wa: Give me some face. You did it, gentlemen.
Song Xiaobao: No.
Peach: It's dry.
Song Xiaobao: Look at what I can't drink.
Tian Wa: Fuck.
Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God.
Tian Wa: Yes, alas, good. Oh, honey.
Peach: Brother, you are great.
Tian Wa: Oh, my God, stop choking.
Peach: Ah.
Tian Wa: Thank you, brother. Thank you. What a beautiful face.
Song Xiaobao: Brother.
Tian Wa: Well, let me propose another toast to you.
Song Xiaobao: Huh?
Tian Wa: Brother, it's human.
Song Xiaobao: Huh? Brother like you, I can't drink. I only drink one bottle.
Tian Wa: Not happy.
Song Xiaobao: I am very happy.
Tian Wa: Unhappy?
Song Xiaobao: I am very happy.
Tian Wa: You're glad to have a drink here. If you are so unhappy, shall we play a game?
Song Xiaobao: What game?
Tian Wa: It makes you happy, and you can drink fast.
Song Xiaobao: So, why do you have to play games?
Tian Wa: Swallow, don't wear the string yet. Who do you think is here?
Swallow: Ah, horseradish.
Song Xiaobao: Brother Abacus. Where is the abacus?
Swallow: My brother-in-law kicked my abacus. How many stops did this bus take last year? I haven't figured it out yet.
Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God.
Tian Wa: That's not bad. What are you? You can do the math. What are you doing?
Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes, yes.
Tian Wa: Are you happy that I'm here?
Swallow: I am happy.
Tian Wa: Are you happy?
Swallow: Happy.
Tian Wa: Can we play games with my brother?
Swallow: No problem.
Tian Wa: Come on, let's sit down. Let's go
Song Xiaobao: No.
Tian Wa: Playing with my brother.
Song Xiaobao: What game are you playing? No, no, no, no.
Tian Wa: I tell you, brother, we always play this game at home. It's always fun
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Tian Wa: It's simple.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Tian Wa: Cover your eyes. It's over.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Tian Wa: Do you drink or not?
Song Xiaobao: No, I have played this game, but I am not good at it.
Swallow: You can't play well.
Tian Wa: Let's liven up the atmosphere, just for fun.
Song Xiaobao: OK, Happy New Year, right?
Swallow: Yes.
Tian Wa: How about that?
Song Xiaobao: OK, count me in for four.
Tian Wa: Yes.
Song Xiaobao: OK, OK, let's play.
Tian Wa: I see.
Song Xiaobao: Who reported it first?
Tian Wa: You cover it first.
Swallow: You are a guest. I respect you.
Tian Wa: Yes, you cover it first.
Song Xiaobao: Ah, I'll report it first.
Swallow: Yes.
Song Xiaobao: Ah-ah.
Tian Wa: Don't look with it covered.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Tian Wa: Come on, I mean, tell me, who will drink this wine? Can you drink?
Song Xiaobao: No.
Tian Wa: Drink or not?
Song Xiaobao: No.
Tian Wa: Drink or not?
Song Xiaobao: Drink it.
Tian Wa: Look. Drink it.
Song Xiaobao: I just want one.
Tian Wa: Come on.
Song Xiaobao: OK, OK. You do this, you do this. Let's not worry. Take your time. As for me, I'll just take a sip, okay? Brother, have a drink.
Tian Wa: Dude, you did it. Why don't you quit your job without someone to accompany you?
Swallow: No, I can't.
Tian Wa: Come on, I'll accompany you.
Swallow: You must. What are you with? What are you with? This is my class. You're wearing a bottle cap. Brother.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
Swallow: I propose a toast to you.
Song Xiaobao: Hmm.
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