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Your deskmate's composition
Your deskmate composition 1 I have had many deskmates since I was a child. You and I were deskmates in the fourth grade, with a round face, smooth mouth, short hair and a pistol.
You are my deskmate's little friend. That day, I accidentally stepped on your newly bought shoes, and I thought to myself: disaster is coming, you must have a pair of strong palms. Sure enough, your original lady appearance has been ruined and you have become a "big devil". Anyone who looks at it will be shocked. I quickly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." "Just say you're sorry. I don't mean it. " I saw her arms crossed and her legs trembled. "What's the matter? I will accidentally step on your shoes, and I will lose my temper, which is really irritating. " I muttered in my mouth
You are also my deskmate close friend. Every evening, we go home from school to solve the "obstacles" together, but we often quarrel because of different answers to a question, but soon we will make up again, because we are secret friends! We are in the same neighborhood, the same building, the same house and the same neighbor.
You are not a lady but a "devil", sometimes my "little enemy" and sometimes my "close friend". What about me? Also like such an irreplaceable you!
Your deskmate's composition 2 My deskmate is the monitor with excellent grades. Both her classmates and teachers like her very much. She not only gets good grades, but also looks very beautiful.
She has a pair of delicate eyebrows and looks very serious. She blinked her big watery eyes, so cute. Her long hair is easy to care for. Every time she goes to school, she has a different hairstyle. Her hair is long. There is not a hair on her head. Once after school, a classmate accidentally loosened his hair. At that time, everyone in the class was attracted by her. Oh, my God, that black hair hangs down like a fairy. It's beautiful.
She is the best in our class and of course the best in grade four. Once Dafeng randomly took Chinese, math, English and comprehensive tests in our fourth grade. She won the first place in the whole school and the third place in Dafeng City. What a cow! Hearing the news, she was ecstatic. Therefore, almost all the teachers in the school know her.
She is also a helpful little monitor. She will explain some topics carefully, but she won't blame others. If someone falls, she will help them up. Tell him to be careful next time.
This is my helpful deskmate-Liu Zhifeng.
Your deskmate's composition 3 My deskmate's name is Mao Xiaodou. He is shorter than me. He is neither fat nor thin. He is bald. He is a boy with one eyelid and two big ears. He looks like Tu Tu with big ears in cartoons. He's cute. Everyone likes to play with him. He's funny. Whenever I am unhappy, he will move his big ears and do some ridiculous actions to make me happy.
His greatest hobby is practicing calligraphy and painting. Whenever class is over, he takes out his exercise book and practices calligraphy. Classmates ask him out to play, and he always says, go and play! I want to practice my handwriting. If he looks serious, we will be embarrassed to call him again. I thought to myself that I would learn from him in the future.
Once he painted a landscape painting, in which there were mountains and water, green grass grew by the water, and there were two white flowers in the grass, which looked like eating grass. After I saw it, wow! What a beautiful painting, he said with a smile, you can have it if you like! I'm glad to hear the news. I am happy to say, is what you said true? No going back on our word! He said: Don't worry! I said I would give it to you, and I will definitely give it to you. There are many paintings at home. Wow! I'm so happy to hear the news! The pictures he painted are so beautiful. This is my deskmate Mao Xiaodou. I am proud to have such a classmate as a good deskmate.
Speaking of my deskmate, I have an inexhaustible energy in my heart, because he is so characteristic and loves to teach people!
My deskmate has a beautiful Japanese cat face and a pair of big eyes that can discharge. Blink your eyes and you'll pass out immediately. You can't guess that the six officials in the beauty model are all men.
This morning, I wore a beautiful new skirt to school, and I felt very happy. I met my deskmate on the road and thought, it's over. Today must be bad luck. I deliberately pretended not to see him and walked on, but he stopped me. I ignored him and flew to school at once. After coming to school, my deskmate asked me, didn't you hear me call you? I said in a panic: no, and then my deskmate said: "No, why are you so nervous?" . I didn't know you were such a person. I shouldn't call you. What's your attitude? Don't you know it's rude? Although you study well, your character is not good at all, hum! I wanted to talk at that time, but he kept saying that I was full of bitterness-I couldn't say it.
Yesterday, our test paper was handed out, and I got 98 points for the first place in my class. I deliberately satirized my deskmate: How many points did Ling Tiancai, who is usually so powerful, get in the exam? It's none of your business. I am Ling Tiancai, a natural genius. How can a talented person lose to such a weak woman? I said, "This born fool, I am the first in my class. You'd better show me honestly. " . At this time, I saw Ling Tiancai's face suddenly change and shouted: What, I am a fool, your words are too hurtful, you little thing, how did you learn to show off at such a young age? Confucian women can't be taught
You said my deskmate loves to teach people. How can I not be taught by him? If you read my article, please leave a message and tell me.
My deskmate's name is Li. She is a good student. She likes painting, singing and dancing. She is also the math leader of our group.
Her chin is pointed like a triangle, her hair looks like a big rope, her eyes are as big as two pearls, her body is like a long stick, and her skin is white. She likes to wear skirts to school and play games with everyone.
She is very active in everything. Every time the teacher asks her to raise her hand to answer a question, she is the first to raise her hand. She couldn't help but tell the answer and was very active at work. She also likes to help her classmates. She helps the teacher do her homework and clean the blackboard every day.
She loves working very much. Once our group was on duty, all the other students were playing there, and only she and I were cleaning. But as a girl, she didn't complain until she cleaned all the hygiene, which was still clean.
She likes watching Naughty Ma Xiaotiao. During the big break, we were all playing, but she took out her book and read it there. When she looks at it, she will walk into the plot of the book, only to see her laugh, frown and sometimes want to strike the table. She read the book carefully.
I am really happy to sit at the same table with such a lively and cheerful girl who loves her work and study.
Your deskmate's composition 6 When I was in primary school, I remembered the smiling faces and shy faces with the same house numbers, which I will never forget, and that was you at my deskmate.
In the first grade, you were shy, just like a little girl. At that time, you wore pigtails like bean sprouts. I like practical jokes. Every time you get up from your seat, you scream-because I secretly tied your braid to the chair. Every time I play a trick on you, you always look at me with innocent eyes for a while, and I will give you a rogue smile, and you blush again.
Another year passed, and we went to Grade Two together. The teacher saw that we got along well and sat down together again. We sat in the second row, and your braid was cut off. I don't want to bully you anymore. Maybe it's because your braid has been cut off, so every time I want to play a prank, I can only be angry and helpless when I see your tiny short hair tail. Once I begged you, "Can you keep your hair and braid it next time?" "You are confused and at a loss. I told you to cut your hair when I was playing you. If you really have it, I told you to keep it. This is an obvious trick! Although you are only in the second grade, you are much bigger than the students in the third grade, so you are often accused by the students behind you of sitting in the second column. I defended you and said, "Hum! "I'm short, still sitting in the back. How can I complain about others? " Although I am often looked down upon by the students behind me, they will eat "pepper shells" as long as they have the courage. When I successfully protected you, I received your grateful eyes.
I am like a man, you are like a woman, and we are a pair of stooges. That's why I remember you-my deskmate. It was an ignorant childhood. We are innocent and pure. I like you very much!
Your deskmate's composition 7 She has a thick head of long hair waist-high, tied with an elastic band, and the broken hair on her forehead is pulled back by a delicate wide hair band, and the black hair on both sides is wrapped around her ears. A pair of big eyes watched everything carefully behind blue and white eyes. Because of wearing glasses for a long time, her eyes are slightly dull, dull and slightly confused. When she laughed, her eyes were like a crescent moon, crystal clear and dazzling, and her mouth rose slightly, making no secret of her joy. When she was frightened, her big eyes became bigger, as round as deer's eyes, and her mouth was consistent with her eyes.
Her voice is very light and soft. She often tells me unhappy or happy things in a gentle voice. I will be a quiet listener, listen to her patiently and see the expression on her face that changes because of different things.
Gong Hana once said to me: "Her mood is particularly changeable, and suddenly she becomes inexplicably silent." I was full of curiosity about him at that time. What makes her mood change without warning?
After repeated contact, she began to confide in me. When she spoke, her expression was so cold for the first time: "I think I am dispensable. They are holding hands together, just me, just like elementary school and junior high school. " When he said this, there was a lonely look on his face. I just looked at her quietly and didn't say anything.
I prefer her smile to silence. She is carefree and optimistic, and can infect everyone who hears her laughter and make people feel happy. She is my classmate-Wang.
Your composition deskmate 8 My deskmate is a powerful role. She is also famous in our class. Who is she?
She is a girl in every way, sometimes as cute as a kitten and sometimes as furious as a lion; She not only writes well, but also looks the same. Her grades are not the first, but sometimes she is far ahead, which is an example for me to learn.
When I buy something, as long as she looks good, she will pretend to be "poor". "Show me, Tang Chen." "Give me a little, just a little." My heart will soften and I have to give her something as a last resort. Who let her be my deskmate? Once, I bought one post after another and she wanted it, too. Alas, I can't help it!
She is very brave. She has good friends from all directions. Sometimes, we will have fun together.
She is very disciplined. Although she is always strict with me, we are still good friends because she sets an example.
Once, I made a little gesture in class and had a good time. She told the teacher. I thought to myself: you little villain, let my things be confiscated by the teacher. It's for my own good to think about it now. So I don't blame her.
How about my ever-changing deskmate? She is fierce, strict and sometimes makes us laugh. Isn't it cute? Do you want to know her?
My deskmate is our monitor-May Boya.
Your deskmate composition 9 Look, he is a handsome boy! I didn't know him very well in grade one, but in grade three, I became inseparable friends.
Look, he looks energetic! He has a pair of natural "sparkling eyes" and extraordinary eyes! Sitting in the last row, I can clearly see the contents on the blackboard. Compared with my nearsighted child, I envy him too much! But you just don't look at the ground when you walk, and you often throw a dog at the mud. He has bright eyes, a curved smile, a small nose and a small cherry mouth. His head is so big that everyone thinks it is full of rich knowledge. In fact, his mind is full of bad ideas! For example, climbing walls and digging trees, all the students in Doby. He always has surprises. Just like last time, he looked at me piteously in the mud pit, and I quickly pulled him up. Who knows, he dragged me into the mud pit, and then gave a hearty laugh like a pig ... He is very tall, always runs fast, and doesn't look at the road! He is the most story-telling person on campus! I knocked over my fifth-grade brother today, and knocked out the little girl's teeth loosely the day before yesterday ... because of his invincible scud, he became a frequent visitor to the teacher's office! I always talk about him, slow down! But he still ran away! Hey!
There is only one thing that can calm him down, and that is reading! He has many books, all of which are his treasures! All kinds of comics, novels and masterpieces. Because he loves reading, he is an encyclopedia. Because he loves reading, his composition is always great! I want to learn from him!
Hi, handsome boy, my deskmate-Li Mingzhe!
Your deskmate composition 10 Ten years ago, you didn't know me. I didn't belong to you. We were all the same. We had a father and a mother.
Beautiful voice
Zhang Fei, a 29-year-old tiger, has a soft voice, falsetto and poor foundation in bel canto. Therefore, not singing with her voice is a waste!
Second, the teacher's nickname
Zhang Fei, the name sounds oppressive, but if you see her with your own eyes, your impression will be deducted by 99 points (full score 100)! How can a cadre be skinny? The body is as soft as noodles and as straight as a board. So what? Her surname is Zhang, her first name is Fei, her word is long, her first name is Pistachio, and her pen name is Pistachio. Since she learned spelling, her name has been changed to 22 (open), which is two anyway.
Three Dutch experiences
After having a daughter at the age of 25, pistachio came to Xiaohe School. At that time, he was pregnant with two daughters, and soon gave birth to two more. This year, he had another daughter (actually enough). After working in Xiaohe for only two years, he had a magical experience. It can be seen that the river is a special treasure!
Speaking of which, I have a lot of experience in Xiaohe, which is my alma mater. I want to thank Blackie for this!
What a big lump! Did I call you a cow? Give me high marks! You at the same table.
Your deskmate composition 1 1 On the first day of the third grade, the teacher asked us to find a deskmate, and we can find whoever we want. I was filled with joy, and then we sat together with empathy. This is Li Jiayi, my best friend.
Li Jiayi's curved eyes, like a crescent moon, have a small nose and a full mouth. When she smiles, the corners of her mouth rise, and the sun shines brightly, which is very cute. Curly hair, tied casually, looks like a princess living in the country in the movie.
That day was my happiest day. I thought about her all the time during the holiday. Unexpectedly, I not only met her, but also sat at the same table with her. Thought of here, I can't help laughing. But we were a little lost that day because Mr. Shao didn't take our class.
In class, I couldn't help but want to whisper to her, but Jiayi not only ignored me, but also stared at me with her crescent-shaped eyes, which made me very uncomfortable. After class, she said to me seriously: calligraphy and painting, you should listen carefully and study hard in class, and you can't whisper. If you do this again, I will ignore you and stop being good friends with you. I know it's my fault, so she always studies better than me. I will never do it again. I will study hard and try to catch up with her.
After class, let's play together. We like to hold hands in circles, just like that, never stop, never part.
Do you remember you once said that when you have a princess room, you want me to live with you, so that we can really be inseparable. I'm so touched.
Jiayi, I'm glad that I met such a lovely girl as you as soon as I went to school and became good friends.
May our friendship last forever!
Your deskmate composition 12 from primary school to junior high school, I changed many deskmates. You are not the best player, but you are the most special.
At first, you were a miracle. At that time, we were not deskmates, and acquaintance was regarded as Mars hitting the earth. When we met, we quarreled and swore. As long as we show up at the same time, the pot will burst However, you are always slightly inferior to me. I cann't believe you moved your mother out and complained to the teacher. For this reason, I went to the office many times, and the teacher specially wrote "Be kind to others" in my semester review. I've been depressed about this for a long time.
After that, the teacher put you and me together, saying that you are introverted and have good academic performance, while my poor students let us learn from each other and live in harmony. I remember at the beginning, I didn't want to plead in front of the teacher, write a letter of guarantee, lose my temper, and all I did was to change my deskmate. As a result, the teacher suddenly said, "since you are so unwilling, I insist that you do it with her and let you get used to it." My last hope was dashed.
I moved the table obediently and carried a small bag to meet my new deskmate. I thought for a long time before I went, and made many plans, such as how I treat you or how you treat me, whether I am silent or fighting with each other, and my heart is full of sadness and worry. But we got along unexpectedly.
Not only did we not quarrel, but we got along well. I have a ruler and you have a compass. In math class, these two things are indispensable. You lent me a compass politely, and in return, I lent you a ruler. Your math and English scores are better than mine. Every time I feel sleepy and in a daze in class, you tell me a truth, let me keep studying, teach me how to solve problems enthusiastically, and teach me how to remember words. Occasionally they will speak ill of each other, but the atmosphere is very warm.
Unforgettable deskmate you!
Tomorrow your deskmate's composition 13, you will remember that you wrote a diary, and now you will remember that you bullied me. It's really warm. I wonder if you are all right now?
Li Enhui, I will never forget you. You stole the instant noodles I bought and the drinks I bought. This is my breakfast! At that time, you looked down on me, but I was your deskmate. You laughed at how humiliated I was, and I was really embarrassed. Did you humiliate my brother because he was not handsome? But I have a kind heart, okay? It really hurts my heart. I really want to find a place to get in and not let you see me, but I can't help it. I am not your boyfriend. What are you worried about? I really hate you, but I didn't say I was afraid of being beaten. You always tell me it's unfair to bully more and bully less. Who told you that you are a girl and there are always boys to help you out? I still have to do your homework every day. I really dare not stop writing, or life will be hard. I hate going to school. I am scolded by my teacher and bullied by you every day. I'm really going crazy. You may have forgotten me, but you won't. Now I really want to find a girl with the same personality as you to be my girlfriend and bring me happiness. Now you are a little sister in society, and you are proficient in smoking and drinking, but to be honest, you were quite cute at that time, and I was surprised that you scolded people so savagely. Now you say you hate you, but I still can't bear to part with you, as long as you are happy.
Your deskmate, in fact, I am very willing to be your doormat. When you are an outlet, you are really bullied at school. Now you are actually very happy. Now that you are probably getting married, I can only wish you happiness.
Your deskmate, 14, we went through six spring and autumn periods together. Now, we have to wave goodbye. -Quote
Summer, I love summer, but I hate summer. In summer, sweet ice cream melts on the tip of the tongue, but there are also astringent tears hanging on the cheeks. When the first gardenia blooms on the branches, it means that the time for parting is near.
I like to stand on the balcony in autumn and watch flocks of geese fly to the south. I'm not sad or attached. Because I know they will come back next year, not all parting is sad. Turn around in an instant. If I wave goodbye to you, is it possible to get together again? So "Class 5, Grade 20xx" will be the best part in my memory. Now, in the future, there will be countless people waiting for us to meet and go hand in hand with you. That's it. Bye.
In the past six years, we have worked hard here, laughed here and played here. We have Mr. Li, who is most distressed by us, and Mr. Qian, who is most strict with us. They all love us in their own way. Whether it is gentle or heavy, it is the teacher's silent irrigation for the students. We met a bosom friend here. Who will listen to you? Whether it is good now or not, he has left a deep impression in his heart. He is the beauty you will find when you look back. That year, that day, that thing, and then. The wind will prove, the clouds will remember, and we will not forget.
Some people say that a person's life is like a trip. As time went on, he saw one landscape after another. It took us six years to cross the promising forest. Looking up at the starry sky, the stars smile so cute; Looking back, we did very well. Wave goodbye, classmate, and go home with my blessing and hope. Thank you for accompanying me through the best years.
Your deskmate composition 15 "Will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday tomorrow?" Tomorrow, do you still miss you, the person who cried the most ... When I heard the song "You at the same table", I couldn't help thinking of my deskmate-Wang Aijiao.
Wang Aijiao is only nine years old, but he is excellent. Every time the exam results are among the best, and the homework is the best in the class. Everyone in the class likes her because she is beautiful. However, she has one shortcoming-she loves to cry.
She's smart. Once, a classmate in the class bumped into a boy in the next class. The boy tried to hit him. When Wang Aijiao saw it, he pretended to say hello to the teacher. The boy was scared out of his wits and ran back to the classroom.
She is kind. I didn't bring my ruler in an exam, and I thought it was over. Just when I was desperate, I heard a click. Wang Aijiao broke half a ruler and put it on my desk. I was silent, and my heart could not be calm for a long time.
She's smart. Once, I couldn't answer a question, so I asked her, "What is 25.6 1+28.74?" "54 35!" She said firmly and decisively. I asked her, "How did you work it out?" "Just make a draft." She said. I just found out that she prepared a small notebook by herself. As long as there are problems that can't be solved, she will draft it step by step.
When Wang Aijiao transferred to another school, I didn't believe it was true. Later, I found that Wang Aijiao really left our school. However, no matter which school she is in, she is a smart, beautiful and kind student.
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