Kneeling: Is there a joke about 1 10 calling the police, the kind of dialogue?

. 1 One day, after receiving the instruction of 1 10, there was a dispute in a barber shop. After the police arrived at the scene, the alarm said that the barber blew his hair wrong and occasionally fainted on the spot.

2. At 9 o'clock in the evening, someone reported a dispute at home through 1 10. When the police arrived at the scene, it turned out that the wife was unwilling to live a husband-and-wife life with her husband that night, and her husband called the police for help. And ask the police for help. The policeman pulled him aside and said, "Do you want us to hold your wife down for you and let you live a husband-and-wife life?" "

3. On another occasion, some people reported to the police that his family had lost a lot of cabbages recently, and it was suspected that there was something wrong. According to police records, after investigation and verification, it was caused by excessive application of chemical fertilizers.

4. An operator of our bureau's alarm service desk 1 10, after receiving N false alarm calls, received another alarm call, saying: TM is false again?

What do you mean? State police. . . The result was notified to the whole state.

5. One day when I was on duty until after 2 o'clock at night, 1 10 indicated that there was a battery car alarm going off and on. Let's go and have a look. When we went to see it, the car kept screaming and didn't mean to stop to catch my breath. After staying for a few minutes, the alarm line was directly cut off, and then we reported to 1 10 that we

6. One night, I received an instruction from 1 10: There were two dogs fighting on a certain road to disturb the people. Go to the scene, call the informant crazily, and ask him to identify the fighting dog at the scene. Waste an hour of informant's time (winter night). After the informant comes home, call him again every half hour and ask him to come down and identify him. The informant then turned off the phone. Look, it's four o'clock in the morning. Cool.

7. At two o'clock one winter night, I received the notice of 1 10. A man and his friend were drunk in the county town, and there was no taxi nearby. Let's find him a taxi nearby.

8. We also received an alarm that the dead in the community were crying and disturbing the people. There are also people who call the police before waiting for the bus. It's over 250 now. Our leader said that the police would withhold money if they didn't come out. Yesterday at noon, someone called my mobile phone and asked me to open a certificate of no criminal record. He doesn't care whether you have a rest on Sunday.

9. At 2 o'clock in the morning, someone called 1 10 and said that he suspected that someone was throwing bricks at his house and someone was going to hurt him. He asked: 1 10 to report the investigation site to the director immediately, and at the same time, he called all police officers to set up posts and set up cards at the intersection of their village, asking them to go door-to-door and search to see if anyone was sleeping in clothes (original words).

We turned him down ...

10, one day on duty, a woman reported to the police that her husband insisted on sharing a room with her, but she didn't want to, so she had to let the police take care of it at her house.

1 1, one: One day, I received an instruction from the command center that a resident called the police and said that someone was making trouble at home. When the police asked the father that he could not manage the son of Grade One, they dialed 1 10.

Second: I met a boy of 12 years old who claimed to have been trafficked from Kunming to Shijiazhuang for many years and escaped from his home in Shijiazhuang. We enthusiastically drove him to the local police station in Shijiazhuang, more than 200 kilometers away, to assist in the investigation. As a result, he was not trafficked. He was tired of studying and ran away from home, and tricked us into driving him home in a police car.

12, one day, someone in my jurisdiction fought and immediately called the police. One of them was slightly injured, and the other party was temporarily unwilling to pay for treatment. We asked him to pay for medical expenses first. It's ridiculous for such a big administrative organ as yours to pay the money without paying it.

13, three years ago. A woman dragged a young man to the police station. The original words were: "He fucked me and said that he would fuck me for 50 yuan. As a result, he didn't pay. "

At that time, our firm handled a prostitution case. Dizziness. .

14, a man in my jurisdiction actually called the police station and said he was lost and couldn't find his way home, so he asked the police car to pick him up.

15, we received a report this morning that "a horse was lost in our house", and people in our office called the police. When I came back, I asked if I found it. Our instructor said I found it. It is my son riding a horse.

16, my personal experience: at noon one day, under the scorching sun, I received the instruction of 1 10, and an old woman got lost in front of a hospital in the city center and couldn't go home. Occasionally, the police immediately dispatched police to pick up the old lady. After patient inquiry and inspiration, the old lady finally remembered the place where she began to live and sent her back to her home 15 kilometers away. In the face of my aunt's gratitude, I feel that the pride of the people's police in serving the people arises spontaneously and the spirit is greatly boosted. On Friday, the regular meeting focuses on learning. Occasionally, the police quoted this case to talk about the police experience. The other three groups asked: Is it at the gate of the hospital? We replied: Yes. One more question: does the old lady live in the suburbs-the third floor of the community? We asked: How do you know? A: You think you are allowed to do good deeds, and we have all made a fortune.

17, there was an alarm and a person was ill. Instead of calling 120, she called our number 1 10.

When we arrived, we asked her why she didn't call 120. We called you, but she refused to live or die. She told the truth, 1 10 is free, 120 has to pay the fare quickly. .....

18, 1, I once gave them a business trip to chase birds because their birds were stolen-because it was also a theft;

The above personal experience is nothing. Colleagues took the instruction of 1 10 to mediate because their bitch was raped by a male dog.

19, once called the police, the other party said that a thief had entered the house. After receiving the police, we immediately went to the police. When the police opened the door, we rushed into the room and found a man and a woman lying naked on the bed in the bedroom. When the police rushed to hit the woman, we immediately stopped her and reported to the command center: "A woman was arrested on the spot and a man's stolen goods were seized." Please give us instructions. Command center instructed to return.

20. Once we reported to the police that a woman was drunk. After we arrived, the woman became very excited. She lay on the ground, lifted her clothes and shouted "Come, come, fuck me", so we had to "run away".

2 1, received an alarm: said that there was a dog in front of his house, blocking the road. Police records say: Go to the scene to drive the dog away.

22. One night around 12: 30, I received an instruction from 1 10, saying that the doorbell of a family's yard kept ringing, which was suspected of being a thief. When the police arrived at the scene, they found no one in front of the security door, but the doorbell kept ringing. Later, the police pressed it again and the doorbell stopped ringing. Retreat. Dizzy!

23. Late at night, a zoo reported to the police that an old monkey in Monkey Mountain in its park seemed to jump into the lake and commit suicide. ...........................

24. I'll tell you something funny. Last year, when I was on duty, I met two men who reported the case early in the morning. One of them was with the other. The man who reported the case was embarrassed to say that he realized that he had drunk too much with his friends in the bar last night. I remember a friend took him home by taxi, but he woke up in the street in the early morning. The strangest thing is that he was stripped naked, even his underwear was gone, and he was awakened by the sound of sanitation workers sweeping the floor. Fortunately, it's already cold and cheerless, otherwise it would be embarrassing. He said, poor thief. My mobile phone, money and watch have all been taken away. Forget it, I haven't even let go of my clothes and underwear. Does everyone say it's funny? Hehe, this is true.