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Yan Zi walked to the front of the box and lit the other side. Aigu shouted, "What are you doing?" Changsheng quickly explained to Yanzi: "My young master will burn incense every time he changes his face." Zhaolang seems to have just realized the existence of immortality, looked back contemptuously, didn't see it clearly and turned away.
Yan Zi walked to the front of the box and lit the other side. Aigu shouted, "What are you doing?" Changsheng quickly explained to Yanzi: "My young master will burn incense every time he changes his face." Zhaolang seems to have just realized the existence of immortality, looked back contemptuously, didn't see it clearly and turned away. He doesn't care about others. Purple is the only attraction.
In front of this enchanting man, Zhao Lang felt weak, and the domineering of the past was diluted. As soon as Ai Gu was aroused, he shouted, "Master, he is poisoned!" " On the other side, slow-burning, elegant cigarettes circled the hall and wandered around. Wherever there are people, it goes, knowing that it is where it lives. When I see flesh and blood, I don't go, I look around and silently linger.
5. Ziyan is wearing a blue flying heron, with a straight body, wide sleeves and lotus flowers wrapped around the cuffs. Holding a tooth fan in his hand, he slowly shook it and leaned back on a rosewood couch with bamboo to watch Changsheng draw. Next to him stood a boy in Tsing Yi who poured coconut milk into his jade crab cup from time to time.
6. Yan Zi's tone was unusually harsh, and Chang Sheng felt that he really didn't live up to expectations, regretting that he couldn't bite his teeth and take back his previous words. He timidly picked up the pen and looked at Yan Zi, suddenly relieved. Could he possibly draw these thousands of words? I can't help feeling sad and want to cry. "In a new guise, I am who I am. How can you not recognize me? The so-called voice and smile, if you can grasp the taste in people's bones, even if the appearance has changed a thousand times, you should know that it is still me standing in front of you. "
7. Changsheng stares into Yan Zi's eyes. Indeed, deep chestnut eyes have his familiar enchanting and his attachment. Covered with a purple face, you can also distinguish the elegance of gestures, which only belongs to this person. Ziyan raised her hand to meet the light. "How many cocoons have been ground on my ten fingers? It's a pity that I love beauty and you can't see it. "
8. Under the great miracle of longevity, isn't Yan Zi a talent, but a skill gradually acquired? "I, I am not as smart as the young master." Ziyan smiled and reached out and slapped Changsheng's forehead. Whose ability is not cultivated slowly? Impatient. Hone this kind of mind bit by bit, just like learning to paint in those days, until you can remember a person at a glance, and you will live into a painting in one stroke.
9. "If you can't draw me, please invite fireflies to sit in this carriage. He can sit still anyway. Just practice. " Yan Zi rubbed her waist, picked up a bronze mirror and took a picture. There are small beads of sweat on her forehead. "I'm going to change face. I can't sweat on it. I am very depressed. "
10. Changsheng has always had doubts. It is said that these dough skins have been changed. How did Yan Zi let blush and sweat permeate them? Unlike other people who sell masks in the workshop, they wear masks without any expression of like or dislike. Before he could ask, Yan Zi suddenly stopped, looked at the yard and hesitated. Immortality followed his line of sight, and Sha Fei, the gatekeeper, hurried in with a heavy burden in his hand.
1 1. spread out on the case, it turned out to be 120 dazzling gold. Sha Fei couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and said, "The person who sent the gold asked the young master to go to the Fangfei Building alone and said that he had reserved a seat."
12. Ziyan skimmed the pie mouth and pushed the gold. "I don't know how to send some clothes to fireflies to practice wearing gold fingers." The voice is very small, and in the end, both Changsheng and Shafei can't help laughing, secretly laughing internally.
13. Changsheng smiled and walked onto the sidewalk: "I think the skills of the young master are all hearsay, but I don't understand what the young master loves most. But will it be okay to go alone? " Ziyan frowned and said, "Yes, in case I can't come back, where will you find me?"
14. Sha Fei thinks that if someone dares to embarrass Yan Zi, they don't want to live. Sha Fei shivered at the knife and stone needle and thread he put when he changed his face. Imagine if he smothered the enemy with incense and then sewed his hands together. Gee, fortunately, he is one of our own. Fairy sorrow thought, young master has never been out alone, if only Sha Fei were not asked to protect him.
15. He winked at Sha Fei. He didn't want Yan Zi to see him. Crystal poked his forehead and said with a smile, "You, I'm worried about going out alone. I am a old bones, what are you afraid of? " So he went away, leaving Changsheng and Sha Fei to ponder over his words and snicker.
16. The fragrant teas are set, the curtain is lowered, and the house of Fangfei is put in the room. Ziyan quietly looked at the opposite woman. Through the bead curtain, I can still see her face covered with red gauze and her hair swaying silently to hide her embarrassment.
17. Yan Zi had a good time drinking tea. The other party specially invited him out of the house with 120 gold. He was tired and waited for half an hour after four people carried him here in a sedan chair. The belated beauty remained silent after entering the inner room. This is the first time Yan Zi has met such a mysterious and generous guest. He was unhurried, leaning against the carved fence on the street, drinking tea like drinking, and glancing at the bead curtain from time to time.
18. Yan Zi chuckled, and the big python and dragon lay on the carved pole, staring at her like a dormant beast. "Imperial concubine empress, please forgive my clumsiness. It is really rude to recognize the empress at this time. " He didn't get up, put down his glass, sat up straight, and owed a little. "Yin empress is a daughter, phase change is born. If you can really put aside your distractions and give your life to Zi Mou, then you must do your best to realize the wish of the Empress. "
19. I didn't expect Yan Zi to tell her last name in one sentence. Yin Guifei startled for a long time, in the eyes of light gradually settled. Stay close, see his charming appearance, she forgot to say anything, quietly sitting in the armchair opposite him, only ten feet away from him.
He knows that her position is respected, but she is always lazy and calm. A pair of high-heeled felt boots stretched out from under Ge Yi and headed for the railing. This whole style is arrogant to the extreme, but the more she looks at it, the more natural she feels, and she doesn't blame him for being supercilious.
2 1. After a long silence, Yin Guifei remembered her purpose and stared intently at Yan Zi's boots. "How did you know it was me?" "Empress forgot that Ruilinxiang was a tribute in the market. In order to protect herself, the palace was burning everywhere. Empress had smelled it before, so she didn't care, but it was easy to know that she was coming. When you see a queen with a face like a dragon and a neck like Cai Feng, you can conclude that she is a concubine.
18. Yan Zi chuckled, and the big python and dragon lay on the carved pole, staring at her like a dormant beast. "Imperial concubine empress, please forgive my clumsiness. It is really rude to recognize the empress at this time. " He didn't get up, put down his glass, sat up straight, and owed a little. "Yin empress is a daughter, phase change is born. If you can really put aside your distractions and give your life to Zi Mou, then you must do your best to realize the wish of the Empress. "
22. Hearing this, he stood up and took two steps, reaching out to touch her face. Yin Guifei looked surprised. He is a calm god, his fingertips are as cold as stone, as if he had caught her heart. "Shougong bright jade-like stone net, five stars in Fude Palace, blessed is the empress, congratulations. If the next estimate is correct, Niangniang will have eight out of twenty this year, but she will see Tang Yin. " He took out a yarn from his sleeve, dipped it in the tea on the table and wiped the rouge from her forehead. Yin Guifei motionless, eyes shining with two clusters of flames. The coolness on her forehead was so deep that she put out the burning heart.
23. He wiped off Tang Yin's powder, lifted her beautiful chin, and unconsciously remembered her long life, and smiled. I was only two inches away from her, but my heart was pounding. Ziyan walked out of the wheatgrass building, fell in love with the previous bearers, and rushed to carry him back to Xiao Feng Lane.
24. There is a saying that he has never said to Yin Guifei. There is a mole in the corner of her eye, and the princess's uterus is full of red apricots, which is the root of her misfortune. Ziyan returned to the mansion and whispered a few words to a young boy in Tsing Yi. The boy flew to the fairy hall of fireflies.
25. Changsheng and Sha Fei moved their lunch to Juyuan and waited for Yan Zi to come back at Liu Yunting. Dancing, a gust of wind dispelled the sultry heat in their hearts. While watching, the green haze accompanied Ziyan floated like two clouds.
26. Set four lotus leaf cups, and Changsheng put four Qingtian stones in the cups and poured water into them. A little while, the smell of wine is fragrant, and you are drunk when you smell it. Ziyan wiped the sweat from her forehead, picked up a glass of wine and put it to her lips. When the other three people saw him holding a cup, Fang picked it up and drank the strange wine. Yan Zi didn't drink, and casually said to Sha Fei, "Have you been here for a month?"
27. Sha Fei and Qingyi changed from a pair of thieves to two housekeepers in Zifu. The situation is too good to be believed. The two men looked at each other, and Sha Fei said quickly, "I can't live better, but that's all on earth."
28. Hearing this, Changsheng became sulky. He has been here longer than these two men, but it is not his turn to manage the young master's treasure. Thinking of this, I can't help but want to draw fireflies together to deal with these two people. I don't believe that young master would be so fond of the new and loathe the old, preferring thieves and couples.
29. Yan Zi suddenly stopped the cup, quietly wiped the fine sweat on his forehead and said, "Since there are no other requirements, why don't you sweat?" Sha Fei and green haze suddenly stiff. Changsheng was surprised to find that there was not a drop of sweat on their faces and necks. Layers of cold sweat climbed up their backs. On a hot day, my heart was like a cannibal, and I couldn't stop for a moment. Changsheng swallowed the wine in his mouth and felt sweat seeping from his face. Somehow, he thinks it's cool.
30. Sha Fei smiled sadly, took out a dagger from his arms and put it across his neck. "Master treats me very well, I know I am bad for you, but I will use my life to offset it. Please spare her! " Green fog trembled, and at the foot of a change, two steps across the stone table near Ziyan, a knife instantly flew out from the sleeve. Sha Fei hurriedly raised his hand, hit the knife, and nailed it to the pavilion column with a whoosh, which missed two inches. Seeing that he didn't want to deal with Yan Zi, Qing Yi gave a wry smile, held his hand tightly and looked at Yan Zi sadly.
3 1. Yanzi turned the jade finger in his hand and said calmly, "Fireflies, you see clearly, where did their martial arts come from?" When the immortal looked up, fireflies appeared from the bamboo forest like ghosts, and floated away like tight arrows in an instant. "Your Majesty, their martial arts come from Zhaolang City." He tried his best to calm his words. "Men let their hands dive, and women let their hands fly."
32. Yan Zi breathed a sigh of relief, drank wine with confidence, and smiled: "It turned out to be an old acquaintance. Immortality, firefly, this is Ai Bing, the elder brother of Aigu, and Hongdou, the concubine of Zhao Lang. " Sha Fei dagger fell to the ground, dull to sit on a stool, blue haze can't believe he can drink two people, froze in place. Immortal and firefly looked at each other suspiciously. It seems that the bodies brought back by the last wave are really not real. According to the people in Cheng Lang, the ability to change looks is not brilliant, and it can't be as cool as reality.
33. "It's too risky to judge a book by its cover." Zi Yan's rare face is full of smiles, and immortals and fireflies see his consistent cunning from strange new faces. A pair of bright eyes, like water, bile and agate dripping water waves, sparkling. Even if they changed thousands of faces, they knew it was purple.
34. You never call her a lady, just because she is still someone else's concubine. "Sha Fei grit his teeth." We can be together after this. ""oh? " Ziyan laughed. Is it true that I won't kill you by waves? "
35. Cicada kept chirping, and suddenly there was no sound, and the afternoon sun splashed on the ground. Ziyan frowned, touched the wine with her hand and spilled it all over the floor. The wine soon turned into a pool of water, and only the lingering fragrance lingered.
36. Qingyi couldn't help asking, "Did you really just find out? Or have you seen the flaw long ago? " Ziyan smiled mysteriously. "You don't know that the ice fox and the snow beaver dare not steal from me." "Why?" "Because I remember their faces." ZiYan paused. "Their real faces."
37. At this moment, Sha Fei knew that she could only be Ai Bing, and red beans could never be blue orchids. They are not immortal couples, but desperate friends who cheat each other. Ai Bing glanced at the red beans and sighed, "I thought it would be all right to kill them, but now I understand what their smiles mean when they die." Red beans gave a wry smile. "They know that someone in this world can see through us."
38. Changsheng can't help feeling sorry for these two people. He stole a look at Yan Zi without showing any concern. He summoned up his courage and insinuated, "Ice Fox and Snow Beaver are young master's customers?" Zi Yan cocked his head and said, "No, it belongs to my master Aquilaria sinensis." "Oh." The fairy thought that the young master also had many pasts. "Are those two good people?"
39. ZiYan shook his head, "is not a good man. Yi Rong was so angry that he didn't sleep well for three days after stealing Master's beloved sword. " Hearing this, the fairy master and the young master have different hobbies. If you are a young master, you will probably only steal his beloved clothes to make him sleepless.
40. "It seems that they killed those two people, but they were not vicious." Immortality was relieved. He doesn't want to help the bad guys. He just saw that they were so attached that he couldn't bear to break up the lovers. Ziyan saw his intention and said with a smile, "Do you want to plead for others again? Immortality, you are getting bolder and bolder. " When the immortal saw Ziyan, he didn't mean to blame him. He gave a wry smile and wiped his sweat.
4 1. "Remember the bodies that were carried away by the waves?" Zi yan said slowly. Fairy thought of Ying Ge's face after changing face, which is what Ai Bing should look like, and the petite and moving face of red beans. I heard Yan Zi continue to say, "I peeled off their faces and found the stitches left by Master. Although it is difficult to restore their original appearance, their identity can be inferred from their skin age, bone size and tooth shape. "
As early as that day, he knew everything. The other four men looked at each other, giving birth to a sense of powerlessness in front of men. Fireflies listen quietly and seldom listen to Yan Zi's gossip. He also wants to hear it. But his eyes are always fixed on Ai Bing and red beans. These two spies are from Zhaolang City, and they are also the most dangerous. "If I sent you by the waves and told you to go back and steal Yu Pei, he must know."
43. Bing Yi pendency head, "no, we haven't said. He asked us to find a way to stay in Zifu and get to know your situation. We have been involved in that matter for a long time, and we don't know your intention, so we didn't say anything. " Ziyan chuckled: "I specially set up a bureau for you to tell me that your trip is not sloppy. Ok, ok. "
44. He gulped down the rest of the wine. "Do you two want to stay in Zifu and work for me, or go back to be his dogs?" Changsheng was surprised. He wants these two people alive, but he doesn't want them to be with the young master. .
45. The cicadas suddenly sang in unison and screamed with all their strength, trying to penetrate the blue sky. There was silence in the resplendent palace, and the ladies-in-waiting were sent out. The bronze lion incense burner silently spits out the fragrance of Rui Lin, and a broken string lies feebly on the wild goose harp by the cold river.
46. In the gauze skirt with golden makeup, Yin Guifei looked straight at the bedside. Where to go. Her appearance is not old, but her heart is full of holes. Autumn's boredom eats her heart like a cicada, and with a long sigh, she turns over and crouches in one place, in a square world. The sound of footsteps made Yin Guifei motionless, and he didn't laugh until the man approached. "Spring is sleepy and autumn is lacking, and beauty is tired?"
47. Yin Guifei was named a beauty when she first entered the palace. From then on, the emperor always called her that in private. She narrowed her eyes and didn't get up, making her brow furrowed. As soon as the emperor saw her expression, he said, "Haven't you found that jade yet?" She sat down beside her and put out her hand to caress her.
48. He is handsome and handsome with a smile on his young face. Yin Guifei looked at this energetic face and looked at it for a while. The emperor touched her forehead and said, "It will be the birthday of the Queen Mother in a few days. She wants to see you wear a Yu Pei for your birthday. I thought it was a simple matter and agreed. Who knows that you just can't find it, and you really lost it? "
49. Yin Guifei got up in a hurry and smiled shallowly: "How dare male and female servants leave Yu Pei given by Long live the Lord at will? Obviously, it would be good to put it in a warm cabinet. I sent someone to see it the other day and said I didn't see it. The male and female servants thought that they might have put it somewhere else, but they didn't remember it after looking for it several times. Hey, this is really a sin. " After that, he got up and knelt down to the emperor with a sullen face.
50. "Hey-Beauty, get up." The emperor a hold her, love tunnel, "you are in poor health, sit down first. Are there thieves in this palace? Well, that's all right. I'll have the guards check it out. Come, "the palace immediately into the two guards. "I'm looking for a dragon to play with Suzaku. No matter which palace I see, bring it to me at once! " The guard took a look and went away.
60. The emperor picked up Yin Guifei's hand and put it in the palm of his hand. "Oh, how can your hands be cold on such a hot day?" ? I'm going to preach cure too much! ""Long live the Lord-"Yin Guifei gave the emperor a deep look and bowed her head." Long live the Lord, be considerate to male and female servants, and never pay back. "How to hide the pain of this contradiction, hidden in a deep understanding, pretending to be calm.
6 1. Must have an ending. Yin Guifei stared at the sleeping man nestled on the pillow, her long black hair bent on the gold quilt, so loving. However, her heart is uncertain, like a boat at a loss, not knowing where the island should be. The king has long arms. Is leading the land king? If this moment can last forever, she won't have a long career.
62. But the young emperor, the scenery in front of him has just begun. She is the peony in full bloom under his feet. She is wanton, charming and amorous, but this is only the beginning of the journey. Three thousand beauties have soft and delicate skin, and she can often see the inner chill from behind that smooth face. She is eight years older than him, and her beauty is easy to get old, but her youth is hard to get back. If she craves more love, she will steal more luck, which often wakes her up at midnight.
63. Yin Guifei's heart suddenly jumped with a faint sadness. A pair of broad and powerful hands came from behind her, and a slightly hoarse voice in the bright voice said intimately, "There you are." Her sigh is very weak. "He is inquiring about the whereabouts of Yu Pei again."
64. The man leaned over and looked like an uncle today. He is radiant in his twenties. Although there is a wisp of white hair on his temples, it can't stop the infinite energy burst out in his strange body. He hit the floor and said, "So far, no thief has been caught. According to Bo, he has eyes all over the world. Let me know as soon as you hear anything. By his means, you and I have nothing to worry about. "
65. This is not good news. Yin Guifei fidgety shook her head, will make a fool of yourself in front of the emperor and the queen mother? She engaged him with her most precious thing, but he lost it. Thought of here, she looked at Lord Xi's face with mixed feelings. Does he value her thoughts?
66. "softhearted." He held her soft ti in his hand, and only in front of her did he have tenderness that the world could not see. "I will definitely get it back and never let him have any doubts." If I really can't find it, Zhao Lang will help me make a new one. You can rest assured that the queen mother won't see through it. "
66. "But ..." She said half a sentence and finally swallowed it. Empress Dowager Cixi, as a mother-in-law, has an amazing sensitivity, and she has never liked her as a noble lady who can't give birth to a prince. Many concerns cannot be explained clearly to Lord Xi. Even if he cherishes her again, he will abandon her mercilessly once he is entangled in trivial matters and trivial matters.
67. zi yan, zi yan, but I hope your wonderful hand can return to the spring in my heart. Yin Guifei insincerely responded to the tenderness of Lord Xi, and her heart flew to a tomorrow full of expectations. The next day was not a good day. It was dark, the wind was steep and cold, and suddenly it turned cloudy and cloudy, and it began to rain. The wind blew, and all of them poured into the glume pot room, and the previous summer heat suddenly disappeared.
68. A beautiful maid brought a cup of chrysanthemum tea. The water is full of flowers and leaves, and the soothing fragrance flutters in the room. Yin Guifei took a sip, glanced at the servant girl casually, and smiled at Yan Zi: "Everyone in the master's family is like fairies. If the doorman who opened the door and the maid who served this tea were put in the palace, they would have been people. "
69. While speaking, Changsheng came in with a picture scroll. Yin Guifei felt that her eyes were shining, and she was surprised and looked closely, thinking that it was extremely ingenious and eye-catching. Ziyan waved to the maid, and she walked out in small steps. Passing through the long corridor, the doorman standing there eagerly asked, "What's the matter? Did she recognize you? "
70. It rained heavily outside the corridor, and the maid's white face gradually became bloody and slowly shook her head. Just when fireflies appeared out of nowhere, she suddenly said, "Do you think she can recognize you when your husband changes his face? Even if you come as the host of Cheng Lang, you won't know that you are a red bean. "
7 1. The boy is Ai Bing. He touched his face with a wry smile and said, "This is the fourth face between me and Red Bean. I don't know if it is the last one. " When he said this, even fireflies felt that the two men were ill-fated. They played the roles of ice fox and snow raccoon, Mo Yongrong, the confidant of the Lord, and Mrs. Fang, respectively, and this trip became a gatekeeper and maid. If Yan Zi can protect them and prevent them from drifting from place to place, that is their greatest happiness. Red bean reached out and held Ai Bing, and told him with a calm smile that everything was worth it.
72. Before Yin Guifei came, Changsheng knew that Hongdu had seen this noble man with Zhaolang. Seeing that Red Bean walked out of the door without accident, he heaved a sigh of relief, put the picture scroll on several cases and slowly opened it in front of Yin Guifei. In the picture, the girl is swinging under the shade of flowers, and the bright sunshine in spring and her silly smile make the viewer feel bright at the moment. Changsheng looked up at Yin Guifei. What a spectacular sight!
73. Yin Guifei stared at Yan Zi's eyes, flashing incredible charm, as if to lure her to say something hidden in her heart. Struggling to leave his gaze, she said in a weak voice, "I don't think this is inevitable." "It's really' destiny takes a hand'." Zi yan clapped his hands and smiled. "I heard that Lord Xi painted well, so it's better to invite him to enjoy it another day." Yin Guifei was so charming that she shook her hand, touched the cup and took a sip of tea with the lid on.
74. "You haven't told me where this painting came from." "Fu Chuanhong and I are at the turning point of the general angle." Zi yan smiled slyly. "I heard that he had seen this painting in the palace, and he drew a picture out of thin air right next to it. I don't know if it looks like it? " Exactly the same. Yin Guifei was surprised and tried to be calm. "But what's the use of copying this painting?" "Empress used to be lucky." "Once upon a time?" Yin Guifei sighed, "Do you want to say that my face has changed? Today is not as good as before?"
75. Yan Zi said with a smile, "The Empress must have read Xunzi ChristianRandPhillips,' It is better to talk about the heart than to talk about it, and it is better to choose the technique. The appearance is overwhelming, and the heart is overwhelming. If the technique is right and the heart is smooth, it is disgusting and good, which is harmless to the gentleman; Although the shape is good and the heart is evil, it is harmless to be a villain. "As the saying goes, unintentional, heart; One phase is unintentional, and the other is destroyed at will. If the empress is generous, why should she be afraid of this change in appearance? "
76. fate. Yin Guifei has this word in her heart. She swings into the happy sky. High palace is not a cage for her. She wants to be a woman who controls her own destiny. Look at the hero who walked through the imperial garden. There are beautiful flowers here, but love them like water. Oh, you noticed my beauty and stopped running. Who are you, and why can you send the eunuch in the palace to get paper and ink? I can't help glancing at your handsome appearance. If the emperor grows up to be half as romantic as you, I will be satisfied.
77. She played comfortably in the garden alone, flapping butterflies and teasing the cat until she was sweating all over. She knew that the little emperor Fang was ten years old, and being with him was just a luxury. In the huge harem, there are only her and the old concubines, and the emotional queen mother are walking on thin ice. The queen mother went to the Buddhist temple, and she got a moment's respite.
78. Soon, she gasped in his arms. The man I met turned out to be the Regent, the promising brother-in-law of the emperor. She saw the picture he painted, which was beautiful and elegant, and saw her unparalleled beauty in his heart. He finally turned into a pool of water carrying her thirsty fish.
79. The Queen Mother doesn't like her. At the palace banquet, the queen mother is the supreme queen, and no one is allowed to overshadow her own glory. As soon as she appeared, there was no queen mother in Lord Xi's eyes, and the emperor affectionately called her "Sister Fairy". From some of her eyebrows and corners of her eyes, she found the feelings of maids who should not know.
80. Four years later, when the emperor ascended the throne, she lay beside the boy, speechless. She became his concubine who didn't like to laugh, and in his sad eyes there was a secret that the emperor wanted to solve. The emperor tried every means to spoil her and wanted to see her smile. She knew that she had left her smile in another person's arms and couldn't take it away.
8 1. Until the man angrily instructed her to hold the emperor's heart. When he said this, two clusters of deeply beating flames in his eyes burned into her heart. She understands his ambition, but she knows that if she wants to stay with him all the time, she must do what he says.
82. On the sixteenth birthday of the emperor, she smiled. If the spring breeze ripples, the emperor cries happily. She felt a little guilty when the boy sobbed in her arms. At that time, she stared at the innocent eyes of the emperor and suddenly hugged him tightly, reluctant to let him go. If only she had never seen that man. However, eight years, she is no match for the years that have passed in a hurry, nor is it a murder in the eyes of the Queen Mother.
83. Gee, this nerdy boy has the same eyebrows as a teenager. These past events are branded in my heart, which is a hurdle for me. Yin Guifei brushed her hair and found that she was in a trance for a long time. She was looking for the trace of Yan Zi.
84. After a burst of red fragrance, Yan Zi showed a deep smile. "The appearance of the empress today has not changed much compared with ten years ago. I don't know if the empress wants to stay young forever or to turn over a new leaf? " Yin Guifei, who turned over a new leaf, was shocked. Does she still have the ambition to start over? Turning to look out of the window, I don't know when the shower stopped, and the cool water drops hung on the banana leaves. Before a state of mind is clear, and she is like autumn scenery after the rain, I don't know where the leaves fall.
85. She glanced at Yan Zi. Her carefree expression relaxed her, and she had a playful attitude. She chuckled, "What if I wear makeup and come to see Mr. Zi in the palace?" Yan Zi casually pointed to immortality. "Can I dress him up as you?"
86. I blushed with embarrassment and gasped, "Master! I am a man, how can I compare with the empress? " Ziyan narrowed her eyes and smiled: "Ah, you will be beautiful as a woman. Don't you believe my hand?"? Empress, wouldn't you say so? " As soon as this joke came out, Yin Guifei covered her mouth and seriously studied immortality, which surprised her. Changsheng was more and more embarrassed by her. She cleared the tea set on the table and left. "That child is as strange as his childhood grandfather." Yin Guifei mused.
87. "Can the Holy Son of Heaven, Long Zhangfengzi, be compared with an orphan who was picked up?" Yan Zi casually opened the rouge box at hand and took off a touch of grease and put it in his hand. "At this auspicious moment, the most suitable for empress to change clothes. If the empress feels bad, how about coming down? "
88. Yin Guifei's heart shook. He is a man who knows how to read bones and faces. Whether he can have a bright future, whether he lives or dies, is up to him. Are her love and desire between his eyes? As early as in a smooth photo, I saw her thoroughly. Wash your hands and burn incense She saw Yan Zi cut off the previous red fragrance and lit another strong fragrance. She picked up the half-burned incense, which had faded to light pink. Out of curiosity, she couldn't help asking, "The scarlet fragrance is scarce, but it is getting thinner and thinner with blood loss, which looks strange."
89. Yan Yan looked up. "For example, when a flower is in full bloom, it is such a color. When the flowers wither, the color will fade. This fragrance is called' Hua Xi', and it turns white when it is burned to the last inch. " Yin Guifei was heartbroken when she was burning incense. "The glistening dusk ... Sir, can you give me this incense?"
90. "Take it." Yan Zi looked at her deeply. "It is natural that flowers will wither, but the moon will be round. Why should the empress worry? " Yin Guifei took a deep breath and said with a wry smile, "Will your husband not be moved by anything? There will be no pain, no ... "She suddenly felt that talking too much would hurt, and she was reserved again. "Well, please ask Mr. Wang to help me change my face. The future is too difficult, I don't want to! "
9 1. There were cigarettes in the room. Yan Zi picked up Yin Guifei's face from the sofa and said to herself, "I'm too worried, so there are stripes between my eyebrows. Try the triple prescription. " He untied Yin Guifei's bun, sprinkled a bundle of moss on the couch, and told Changsheng to bring a pot of herbs collected for many years into the house. Take out a square Ropa to wipe her face. First, wash off the rouge and gouache on her face with solid powder, then choose a peach kernel cream with a little honey, melt it with warm water and apply it. After waiting for a period of time, wash it all off and coat it with calomel, fixed powder and jade paste made by Buddhist monks.
92. When Yin Guifei closed her eyes and enjoyed it, Yan Zi gently put her hand on it. She suddenly felt numb and felt his fingertips stroke from the inner corner of her eyes to the top of her head and then behind her ears. Obviously, I just wandered through my hair, but I felt that my fingers touched the apex of my heart and rubbed the bones of my limbs, and I had no strength at all.
93. As if aware of her mind, Yan Zi's calm voice came: "The bladder meridian is full of qi and blood, so the eyebrows are delicate and there are no wrinkles. This meridian should be massaged from time to time to avoid repetition. " He said "bladder meridian" heavily to tease. Yin Guifei didn't want to see him prevail. She opened her eyes and said, "Mr. Wang's skills should be more than that."
94. Yan Zi smiled like an urchin and said, "Besides, don't be afraid of the empress." Hand to hand, straight to her eyebrows. Yin Guifei closed her eyes in horror, and Yan Zi conveniently stuck needles of different lengths in the holes of silk and bamboo, sun, incense, bamboo, cheek cart and jaws. Seeing the beauty's face covered with long needles in an instant, Changsheng couldn't help touching her face and whispered, "Young Master, don't give me needles."
95. Yin Guifei was particularly scared when she heard the word "pin". She groaned subtly. "What does my face look like, sir?" ZiYan leisurely tunnel: "this is just a preface, haven't seen the real chapter. Don't be too hasty, queen. There is a mirror in front of you. You can open your eyes and have a look. " Send a sanle mirror to her pillow. She dared not open her eyes rashly, groping for the mirror with both hands, and suddenly her heart moved, saying, "Is this the mirror for Rong Qiqi to answer Confucius?" Ziyan said, "Yes." Changsheng leaned down and saw two people behind the mirror. One of them is holding a bent stick, which he thinks is Confucius. He asked, "What did the master ask him?"
96. Yan Zi said, "Master travels on Mount Tai, and Yung Qiqi sings while playing drums. He asked him what cola he had. Rong replied that everything is born, only people are the most expensive, and people are born, so they are happy. Men are superior to women, and they are born to be human and happy. If you can't see the sun and the moon in your life, you can't help being a baby. I'm 90 years old. Have fun. This is the origin of the three musical mirrors. "
97. Yin Xinrou's eyes were straight and she was stunned by this sentence. Yes, this is the truth that has been deliberately ignored. She used to have all kinds of desires, not only wanting to keep the emperor's pet, but also fearing that no one would take care of her in the future, so she followed Lord Xi and thought he was her destination. I don't want him to push her out anyway. In fact, she and he are the same person, just want to hold everything in their hands and refuse to let go. She hesitated and refuted thousands of times, just to keep her high position. Now, can she really let it go?
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