A short joke with the same sound but different words? urgent?

Female: Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Male: Ten years of life and death are so uncertain that you will never forget them without thinking about them.

Female: Dead? How did you die?

Male: Mountain Tianling, the river is exhausted, there are thunders in winter and rain and snow in summer.

Female: Oh, it’s a natural disaster. How did you get here all these years?

Male: His face is dusty and smoky, and his hands are gray and black.

Female; Alas, it’s not easy. Then what was your first feeling when you saw me?

Male: Suddenly, the spring breeze comes at night, and thousands of pear trees bloom.

Female: (blushing) Is it so good?

Male: What is conveyed by dross is not pure beauty, but what is difficult to describe is the spirit.

Female: Flatterer - do you have ideals?

Male: He is young and has great ambitions, but he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not having a husband.

Female: What are your... views on love?

Male: Only in this mountain, where is the depth of the clouds?

Female: Do you like reading?

Male: There are twelve volumes of military books, and each volume has my father’s name!

Female: This is too much to brag about. Right? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Male: My sister-in-law is unmarried, and she knows how miserable she is.

Female: (laughing) If, I mean if, I agree to marry you, how do you plan to treat me?

Male: A heart of ice. In the jade pot!

Female: Do you promise that you will not be tempted by other women?

Male: I can never make waves, I have a heart as old as a well.

Female: I’ll believe you for now, but I’m planning to go to the United States to study.

Can you wait for me?

Male: It’s been a long time. , should be a false display of beautiful scenery at a good time.

Female: But...

Male: Standing on the railing alone, the world is unlimited, it is easy to say goodbye but difficult to see!

Female: But...

Male: Looking at my husband, Jiang Youyou, turned into stone, never look back!

Female: Okay, okay, I’m afraid of you...

After marriage

Female: After being married for so long, do you still miss your former girlfriend?

Male: Once upon a time, everything was difficult, except for Wushan.

Female: Then why did you marry me back then?

Male: I didn’t realize that I was a guest in my dream, and I was just having fun for a while.

Female: That’s too much. We are a couple after all.

Male: Husband and wife are originally birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes.

Female: What do you think of our marriage?

Male: When I woke up and looked at Chu Jin, I felt chilled in my dream!

Female: Is it that miserable? Are you talking about your first impression of me...

Male: Beautiful women fill the Spring Palace like flowers, with only partridges flying around.

Female: That’s not what you said. Could it be that you actually...

Male: I couldn’t boast that I was dirty in the past, but now I have endless debauchery.

Female: I have always believed it when my friends wrote to me, but I didn’t expect

it was true!

Male: I finally realized it on paper. Qian, I definitely know that I have to do this.

Female: Where have your original ideals gone?

Male: Let’s change the name to a low-pitched song.

Female: (Tearful eyes) You, didn’t you promise a heart of ice?

Male: I can’t bear to see this thing, burn it to ashes.

Female: Aren’t you afraid of being laughed at by your relatives and friends, and scolded by future generations?

Male: I would rather die holding the fragrant branches than blow them down in the north wind.

Female: Do I agree to break up?

Male: Even if we break up, we are still brothers, so why not have to be flesh and blood relatives.

Female: Okay, that’s great!