Summary of some humorous sentences about boys' self-mockery (43 sentences)

Some humorous sentences about boys' self-mockery (Part I)

One billion children died in paper, but after eating, they were busy moving bricks. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to be sad. When the goddess saw that I should not know, she bled and stabbed her heart. In the early morning, Auricularia suddenly returned home, his clothes were messy, and he was mending his makeup. Silk is speechless, only tears are thousands of lines. It is expected that the soul will be sold every night, Durex and Jasper.

2. I am willing to spend the rest of my life holding the hand of this person around me. If there really is a god overhead, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

3. Why are you nearsighted? In order to look down on the world, I blurred my eyes.

4. Time will give you the harshest slap and the best medicine. Go through it bravely, nothing can make you back down.

5. I will delete things that I tried my best to stay.

6. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life, so don't be too arrogant.

7. if you are happy, you are not happy. if you get cheap, you will lose it.

8. I blame myself for not hugging you from behind and saying "I still love you, stay"

9. People like me are not handsome and tall, but also have bad habits and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like to see myself. How dare I expect you to like me? Haha.

1. There is a woman who is so cute, cute and stupid that I really want to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!

11. Later, whenever someone is half similar to you, I will try my best to be good to him.

12. Now I don't even want to set the password for the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting the two-digit deposit with six digits.

13. The clothes, incense, temples, and shadows are endless luxuries and luxuries of the upper class, and it is hard to tell whether the world is warm or cold.

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16. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder is "man show".

17. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off all my legs and didn't even find a piece of copper.

18. If a man doesn't help you put on your wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

19. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, the man is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping and waiting, and never leaving.

2. When I think of the pranks in Grade 12, I feel regret. I always want to have a chance to make amends to her and apologize to alleviate my inner guilt.

21. I don't want to study for 3 days a month.

22. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person. Some humorous sentences about boys' self-mockery (Part II)

23. We are often deceived by what we cling to; Who we cling to will often be hurt by whom. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right and wrong don't matter. No matter what you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make your mind clean, white and quiet. Letting go is not equal to giving up, and persistence is not equal to persistence.

24. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I took off my makeup and asked you to vomit blood.

25. This appearance affects the network speed most, and it consumes a lot of memory.

26. Like is the last unwillingness, and deep love is the last sadness.

27. We have regular facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is to open our mouth and face (wrinkles) and shut up and face (acne).

28. We use emotion to draw closer, but we use comparison to create distance. Just like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other after chasing each other. What's the point of winning or losing?

29. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

3. How time flies! You are going to grow up by one year, but your naive thoughts have never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there is no later.

31. Meeting the right person in the most absurd years will have no ending after all.

32. I also want to loaf all my life and fall in love with someone carelessly.

33. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready.

34. Although I look abnormal, I'm actually talented!

35. At the age of no three no four, there are concerned parents and girls who can't be loved.

36. It's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the earliest recorded person suffering from procrastination.

37. The reason why I am single is that I like someone. I like someone now.

38. If you are tired of me in the end, you must come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I'm too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I'm afraid I've done something wrong, and then I'll fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you still think about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I'll let you go, without delay or nostalgia.

39. When you were thin, you lived in my heart, but when you gained weight, you got stuck in it.

4. You say I'm ugly, but I'm telling you, I'm always talented. Why do you think that is?

41. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

42. I am drinking a glass of lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

43. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How brilliant this sentence is. Some sad sentences about lovelorn

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

I feel sad and wronged, but it doesn't matter. I look down. I was just a joke, that's all.

in love, I'm not an operator in the square, so I can't talk so much.

There are three things you can't hide in this world, sneezing, poverty and love.

the deepest and heaviest love must grow with time.

loving the person you love is a kind of happiness in itself, and you can remember the beauty of the past.

the essence of ambiguity is passion! And the essence of love is insipid!

leave the most beautiful smile to the person who hurts you the most.

Don't say love easily. A promise is a debt.

Time flies, and when the song ends, people are scattered. Who is nostalgic for the fleeting time like water?

Only when tears flow down do we know that separation is another kind of understanding.

For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing.

Your love for me was perfunctory from the beginning.

The memories of love should be well collected, but the happiness in the future should be found separately.

I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. There is nothing I can do to walk like this, and I dare not be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

Lonely people always remember everyone who appears in their lives, just as I always miss you! .

people who understand know how to give up, and people who are sincere know how to sacrifice.

Your joke made me believe in my life.

He lost someone who loved him, but you lost someone who didn't love you. About some particularly sad sentences

1. No matter what happened in the past, whether you are ready or not, the next moment is a brand-new beginning.

2. The only thing you can't cheat in the world is your heart, which always exposes your joy and sorrow when you least mention it

3. You should try your best to protect your dreams. Those who laugh at your dreams, because they are bound to fail, they want to make you like them.

4. Life is tiring, one half comes from survival, and the other half comes from comparison.

5. I firmly believe that as long as I have dreams in my heart, I will be different. You too. Good morning

6. Love doesn't need to be perfect; Love only needs to be true.

7. Friendship often ends in love; But love never ends in friendship.

8. A seemingly wrong choice may be the most beautiful adventure of your life.

9. From today on, smile every day. Except for life and death, everything in the world is small.

1. A life-long soul mate is the one who can be your truest self in front of him.

11. No matter how contemptuous people around you are, it should not prevent you from living proudly in Leng Yan. You are expensive, so live a precious life!

12. How many people always go through their old chat records with him after breaking up and laugh and cry.

13. Destiny is not an opportunity, but a choice. Fate lies not in waiting, but in striving.

14. Regret what happened, ignore what happened now, worry about what didn't happen, and the source of mental fatigue

15. Forgiveness is just burying regrets quietly; Forgetting is the most profound and thorough tolerance.

16. Life ends with no more dreams, and hope ends with no more faith. Love stops at no longer caring, and friendship stops at no longer sharing.

17. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you. You don't know that people are awesome until your so-called friends hurt you.

18. I turned my world upside down and found you.

19. Every road is an understanding. Good night

2. Tiredness is sometimes a kind of enjoyment, because it enriches life.

21. Dear, please remember-when the pain of persistence is greater than the pain of giving up, it is time to let go.

22. It may not be good every day, but there will be some beauty waiting for you every day.

23. Some things happen and it is impossible to forget them, even if they are forgotten, they are only temporarily forgotten.

24. Youth will eventually pass away. It is better to grasp youth than to cherish it. Youth will go, and I hope my heart will not grow old.

25. There are no two people who are exactly the same. No matter how ordinary it is, it is also a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

26. Looking through the fleeting time in your eyes, I believe that you really loved me, just as I really lived and died for you.

27. One day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

28. Bowing your head is not to admit defeat, but to see your way clearly. Looking up is not pride, but seeing your own sky.

29. Life never owes anyone deliberately. It gives you a shadow, and it will surely shed sunshine not far away.

3. If I don't see you again after two people break up and say loudly that I hate you, that means I don't want to leave you.

31. I only gave up and didn't forget you.

32. Accompany you through this section of the road, and you will become my passing road.

33. If you can, please don't forget it. When the wound is healed, you must be willing to leave.

34. I always thought that I could smile calmly in the face of anything, but finally at the moment when you turned around and decided to leave, I burst into tears. This is, the happiness of the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

35. I won everyone, but I lost you.

36. The most romantic love story is when the lover who has broken up with you calls and asks, "How are you?" Your usual answer: "I'm fine." In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all.

37. Let me stand where my heart is broken, and gently tie a knot, a kind of sewing, to prevent the pain from flowing out again.

38. There is nothing wrong with you. It's my moth.

39. I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

4. I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Can't say, can't think, but can't forget.

41. Fate is like your own palm print. Although it twists and turns, it is always in your own hands.

42. People don't come to the world for distress, so they can't keep a straight face and be sad, distressed and frustrated all day. Such a life is not fun. There are no absolutely happy people in the world, only a heart that refuses to be happy. The world is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it will smile back at you. Some heart-pricking sentences about the coolness of people's hearts are summed up in 1

Some heart-pricking sentences about the coolness of people's hearts (Part 1)

1. If I can choose, I'd rather choose not to be in this world.

2. When two people have no dispute, no tears, no words, no contact, then their love and marriage road should come to an end.

3. No one likes loneliness, but they are fed up with disappointment.

4. People are always mutual. If you are sincere to me, I will be intimate with you. If you cheat me, I will be perfunctory to you. People will be warm and don't be chilling!

5. I forgot whether I told you that you are my only obsession, whether now or later.

6. I don't need too many complicated plots. I just hope you will be in my story.

7. Give up, be disappointed, and stop indulging in ……. Why do you feel sad and want to forget, but why do you always torture people like that, get cold and dry?

8. Forget the relationship that makes you feel too tired.

9. I wanted to surprise you, but it seems that it backfired.

1. Disappointment after disappointment gradually gave up. Even if someone mentioned your name later, my face would not blush.

11. I wish I were just a child. I laugh when I give a candy and cry when I fall. Don't pretend to be unrecognizable, don't suppress your feelings. Eyes are raining for her, Heart is holding an umbrella for her, This is love. I am not the best, but you will never meet me again.

12. There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person, or having unexpected expectations.

13. The world is cold. If you can afford to play, you can't afford to go out. People's hearts are unpredictable, it is difficult to know people's faces, and it is difficult to grasp feelings. Some disguises that are involuntary may be to cope with the impermanence of the world; The insincere corners of the mouth are rising, perhaps it is the stumbling strength.

14. The sky is dark, the rain is long, the thunder is ringing, and there is nowhere to talk.

15. I think as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. But it turned out that it just touched me.

16. Girl, I'm so cool. I'm not red-eyed when I mention the past.

17. It's never easy to get together. Finally, love turned into unwillingness, deep love turned into sadness, missing turned into upset, and taking the initiative turned into being a bitch.

18. Too much love turns into harm in the end, and too much affection comes.