How to prove in one sentence that you have seen Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth?

Shangshu (vertically) is a dog, and an imperial envoy eats shit (in case of shit).

I still remember this line from the 25th episode of Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth. All the officials get together for dinner. As an assistant minister, Ji Xiaolan was late. After Ji Xiaolan arrived at the scene and exchanged greetings with everyone, a mediocre man took a dog outside, and the dog chewed a piece of meat outside in front of everyone. Senior official Xiao Shenyang asked, "What is this, a wolf or a dog?" Xiao Shenyang asked, and an official sitting on the side echoed: "Is the assistant minister (wolf) a dog?"

Obviously, Xiao Shenyang and that official created trouble for Ji Xiaolan. In the face of everyone's ridicule, Ji Xiaolan unhurriedly took off his official hat and laughed with everyone. After laughing, Ji Xiaolan said to Xiao Shenyang and Shangshu, "Dear Sir, Shangshu, you can't tell whether college students are wolves or dogs?" Little Shenyang pretended to be confused and said, "I really can't tell, I can't tell." Ji Xiaolan conveniently said, "then I will teach you. Look at the tail The wolf dragged it down and the dog stood up. Remember that Shangshu (standing up) is a dog. "

After a round, little Shenyang not only failed to gain the upper hand, but was suppressed by Ji Xiaolan. Then an official who just met Xiao Shenyang said, "The wolf eats meat, the dog eats shit, it eats meat, and the assistant minister (wolf) is a dog, no doubt." The official's remarks once again aroused everyone's laughter. Because the official didn't wear official clothes, Ji Xiaolan asked the official's position first.

After confirming that the official's official title was a suggestion, Ji Xiaolan said unhurriedly, "Sir, what you just said is inappropriate." After listening to Ji Xiaolan's words, the suggestion asked, "What's the matter?" Seeing that this suggestion was adopted, Ji Xiaolan said a little seriously, "Wolves eat meat, but dogs don't. It eats meat when it encounters meat, and it is recommended to eat it when it encounters cockroaches. "

You swept all the fame in the world, and I swept all the notoriety in the world.

This line is from the eighth episode of Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth. At that time, Xiao Shenyang and Ji Xiaolan were sitting opposite each other in the cell. Small Shenyang started the dialogue with Cao Cao's sentence, "Heroes in the world only listen to the king". Ji Xiaolan said after listening to Xiao Shenyang, "My Lord, can a big traitor and a big good man stand side by side? Are you praising me or hurting me? "

After listening to Ji Xiaolan, Xiao Shenyang disagreed. Small Shenyang replied: "well, you are loyal to me, you are honest and I am greedy, you are kind and I am evil, okay?" The name of the world is yours, and the notoriety of the world is mine. " This passage of Xiao Shenyang used to be the cognition of many viewers in TV series, but when we watched this TV series many years later, we had a different understanding of this passage.

Having said that, Xiao Shenyang and Ji Xiaolan talked about the fact that the relief grain in Yancheng was replaced by bran. Shenyang responded to Ji Xiaolan with "feeling gratified". Xiao Shenyang thinks that one bag of rations can save one person, while one bag of rations can be replaced by three bags of bran, which can save three people. Therefore, Xiao Shenyang did not stop the relief grain after knowing that it was replaced by bran.

Reading Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth in different periods has different feelings.

When we watched this TV series as children, we would think that Ji Xiaolan was a perfect good man, while Xiao Shenyang was a downright bad man. When we grow up to watch this TV series, Ji Xiaolan may really be a bookworm who only reads sage books as Xiao Shenyang said, but Xiao Shenyang doesn't seem as bad as we once thought, does it?

The above are purely personal opinions and are for reference only.

He Shen: Ah, assistant minister Ji, master Ji, please come here if you have any questions ... then, then, then! Wolf or dog? Everyone: Yes, it's a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog! Assistant minister is a dog! Ji Xiaolan: Oh, is it a wolf or a dog? Uncle Shang, an excellent college student, can't even tell the difference between a German shepherd and a dog? Let me teach you a good boy! Look at the tail: drag it down, it's a wolf; It is a dog. Remember, Shangshu is a dog! He Shen: Shang Sheng, is it a dog? Okay, you're Ji Xiaolan! Can Shangshu be a dog? Ji Xiaolan: Since the assistant minister is a dog, you don't need to be modest. Liu Yushi: Eloquence! Wolves eat meat, dogs eat dung, and it eats meat. There is no doubt that it is a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog! Ji Xiaolan: This adult looks strange. May I have your name and official position? Liu Yushi: I dare not! My last name is Liu, my name structure is structural structure, and I am a new Jiangnan road suggestion. Ji Xiaolan: I've heard so much about you! My Lord Yushi just said something inappropriate. Liu Yushi: What's the matter? Ji Xiaolan: Although wolves eat meat, dogs won't stop eating meat. They eat meat when they meet meat, shit when they meet shit, and shit when they meet shit! Liu Yushi: Ah! Eating shit is bad enough, why eat shit! It stinks! It stinks! Ji Xiaolan: It stinks? If you can't eat shit, you must chase the fart and sneak into the ditch! Liu Yushi: Sven sweeps the floor, Sven sweeps the floor!

Ji Xiaolan: He Kun, where did you hide my cigarette rod?

He Kun: I'm not hiding anything.

Ji Xiaolan: Really? !

He Kun: I'm really not hiding it.

Ji Xiaolan: Then, go to your treasure room.

He Kun: Ji Xiaolan, you ...

My grandfather also has a tobacco can in Ji Xiaolan.