With regard to homophones, jokes, couplets, catchphrases, etc., the one with the most will be given a big prize! Come quickly!

1. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what good things did you eat for your birthday yesterday?

Xiao Ming took out a toothpick and picked out a piece of shredded meat from the gap between his teeth. He put it in front of the teacher and said: Yesterday’s has been digested. This is today’s lunch. It’s very fresh. If you don’t believe me, try it... .

Teacher: Get out.

2. The teacher found that Xiao Ming was always talking in class and said angrily: "Xiao Ming, if you continue to be dishonest, I will tell your father."

Xiao Ming said calmly: "Teacher, actually I am not satisfied with you either, but I have never told your father."