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A collection of sad classics: The biggest advantage of being sensitive is that you won’t let yourself do anything to bring trouble to yourself.

1. If one day I get married, it will not be because of my age or the right conditions. There is only one reason: we love each other very, very deeply.

2. No one I will accompany you unconditionally, even my shadow will be absent on cloudy days

3. One day, I will let go of my current persistence and reluctance, and live a life without you with a little regret. new life.

4. Let me tell you a joke: I entered his space and forgot to delete the record, and I couldn’t enter the next day

5. The biggest advantage of being sensitive is that you don’t Make yourself do things that bring trouble to yourself.

6. How many people are shouting about working hard... but in fact they are just lying in bed and thinking about it...

7. Love is not about finding sin for yourself. If you What you get in exchange for your tenderness is not the tenderness of the other person, so forget it

8. The way I have always been good at protecting myself is: once I notice the other person’s cold attitude, I will retreat and will not take the initiative to cover up the other person’s cold attitude. relationship.

9. If you don’t like each other, you will hate each other. This can be considered an ideal interpersonal relationship, at least no one has to pretend.

10. The tenth time for a cat is death, the eighth time for a fish is forgetfulness, and the first time I am disappointed is when I don’t love you.

11. How can disappointment and anger be the same? Anger is just wanting to be coaxed, but disappointment is that I can’t listen to what you say and start thinking rationally about the meaning of this relationship.

12. Don’t ask him hard if he cares about you. If he really cares, he will be more afraid of missing out than you.

13. Sometimes, I already know the answer. If I persist, I just hope you will give me a surprise.

14. What is helplessness: being bitten by a dog , the feeling of being unable to bite back the motto about asking for trouble

She really asked for trouble and became a resentful woman for no reason. Looking back all the way to the past, what can we do? If you have loved, you should cherish the blessing.

Every approach will turn into asking for trouble. ----Liu Yanping

Pinned to chat, paying special attention, but did not speak or comment. You won't do anything to bring trouble to yourself, and you can only act shamelessly if the other person doesn't hate you. Quiet and warm, deep and not entangled, this is my attitude.

If you don’t say anything, I won’t dare to ask anything. Why bother asking for trouble?

After all, no one wants to be a guy asking for trouble

Being a love rival is inherently troublesome. When you fall in love with a man, he has a woman. That woman is weak, and you want to interfere with the bad guy's happiness; that woman is strong, and you are asking for trouble sooner or later; that man is loyal, and you want to be disgraced; and that man is promiscuous, and you have bad taste. Non-human; if you are lucky, your reputation will be damaged and you will run away sadly; if you are not lucky, who will suffer if you are dragged out to block arrows and shot at, and all the coolies will suffer? ----Tianxiaguiyuan "Feng Qingtianlan"

I don't want to worry about many things anymore, and I don't want to be serious anymore. Thinking about it, worrying about it, feeling tired, sleepy, annoyed, asking for trouble.

I am so interesting in my own life, so why bother asking for trouble in your world.

There are also good words in the truth, why do you choose the bad truth to tell? You are not a teacher, and she did not ask you for advice. Isn’t this asking for trouble? But the world is like this There are quite a few people.

He is such a person. I will love those who love me to the core of my being. If you are hostile to me, I will torture you to death. So people who love me love me, and people who hate me hate me. Very extreme~. The spring breeze has blown away the winter rain, and the severe cold has blown away the hearts of the people. No one likes to ask for trouble.

Sometimes, explanation becomes asking for trouble. Sometimes, waiting becomes displacement. Sometimes, efforts just push the other person further and further away. ----Liu Tong, "Your Loneliness, Even in Defeat, You're Still Glorious"

Some people will never respond to you if you contact them, nor will they give you an apologetic reply. You only need three times. Take the initiative. If he doesn't respond to your text messages, I think you should stop asking for trouble! Others don't regard you as a human being. I advise you, don't treat them as some great person.

The most annoying thing in the world is that your enthusiasm is replaced by coldness. People’s self-esteem cannot be hurt!

Don’t always attribute the failure of a relationship to time, environment, family, etc. That's just an excuse you made up. You can ask yourself whether the person you love loves you, the person who loves you. Do you love? Do you know the difference between love and like? Do you know how to find out what kind of person he is? If you can't answer it yourself. What about love? Who are you qualified to attribute the failure to other factors? You have failed. And leave a shadow on this world. Do you still want face? Are you still human? Learn how to be a good person before falling in love. Don't ask for trouble. Don't be selective about food.

If you have too many concerns, you will have fewer friends; if you have fewer concerns, you will be more happy. This is the reality. Don’t test people’s hearts. You don’t have to ask and talk too much to get yourself into trouble.

It rained for a day. Call it autumn rain. It is clearly the beginning of winter. Call it not autumn rain, but it still has the sadness of autumn rain. This rain is really untimely. People have already accepted it in their hearts and come to join in the fun when it is winter. Isn’t it just asking for trouble? If it can turn into the first snow since the beginning of winter in time, it will definitely bring people a lot of fun and joy, instead of people complaining about "this damn weather" like now. Classic sentences about asking for trouble

1. Looking at the bowl of soup carefully prepared in front of me, my heart is as sweet as honey. I stretched out and lay on the sofa imagining my mother's surprise when she came home, and couldn't help laughing loudly.

2. We usually don’t care much about how we make others feel, but we all care very much about how others evaluate us. At the end of the day, what we care about most is about ourselves.

3. When you are in a bad mood, you have bad luck, you are not good-looking, your affinity becomes worse, and your stomach is not good... Although there are so many disadvantages, you still can't control it, just in a bad mood.

4. When you are in a bad mood, everything is gray and depressing. No matter how blue the sky is, how bright the sun is, how cool the wind is, how cute the people are... everything is cast a bad shadow and you have no time to care about it. I don’t want to be grateful either.

5. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and the Sahara is born! There was no sea in this world, just because every time I miss you, God sheds a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

6. The heart of the past has been looking forward to the future, but ignored the warmth around us... Sometimes, reality will make us depressed. I believe that all this is temporary and fleeting... and those who have passed away , will eventually become beautiful and sweet...

7. The migration of life is aimed at you. I keep wandering. Every day I am adapting to being surrounded by indifference and being confused by the world, but you are the only one. , is my eternal refuge. Even if you can't cross to the other side of the afterlife, you should still be happy and appreciable in this life.

8. When you are in a bad mood, there is a devil living in your heart. In exchange for short-term happiness, happiness is pleasure and pain.

9. Goodbye, I love you so much. Although I am clumsy, I have worked hard, so I have no regrets. Now, I give my love back to you, can you give me back the little bit of pride I have?

10. Loneliness is a feeling, but long-term loneliness always makes individuals become more depressed and sensitive, and it is not easy to be happy. I really hope you can become happy, because we have all had it. I’ve experienced heartbreak and failure.

11. This city has no legend about grass growing and orioles flying. It always lives in reality, with fast drum beats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and false smiles, and I am being assimilated.

12. When they are in a bad mood, they are too lazy to smile at the people around them. Whatever they do will touch their own irritable defense line, explode and then remain silent, brewing in a restless and anxious mood, and calm down over and over again. The remaining conscience.

13. I will give you a forgetwort and catch a happy bird for you. When the happy bird flies towards you with the forgetwort in its mouth, please sort out your heart. That is My best wishes to you, I just hope that you will be happy until you grow old!

14. Lovesickness is like a tree. The longer the time goes by, the bigger the tree becomes and the longer the lovesickness becomes.

Love is like a jar of wine. The longer the time goes by, the stronger the wine and the mellower the love. Spring is full of sorrow and lovesickness is sweet. I have planted a tree of lovesickness and am willing to drink the wine of love with you.

15. I cried on the way home, and the tears broke down again. I was powerless to walk like this, and I no longer dared to be proud and ask for extravagant things. What else could I say? What else can I do? I really hope you will hear me, because I love you, I let you go.

16. I thought that the bird could not fly across the sea, because I thought that the bird did not have the courage to fly across the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not that the bird could not fly across the sea, but that the other side of the sea had long been No more waiting...

17. Many people fall in love with the wrong person because of loneliness, but more people fall in love with the wrong person because of their loneliness, and remain lonely all their lives. We can love each other, but we are destined to be unable to stay together. It's not that I don't love you enough, it's just that I'm not sure whether this love is the most correct.

18. When the meteor falls and the beauty of love is lost, life begins to cry. The injured people like to hide in dark corners and let their bodies lie in the wasteland. It is like everyone in the world is talking about love. At this moment I prefer solitude.

19. I also ask you to study and study hard, not because I want you to compare your achievements with others, but because I hope you will have the right to choose in the future and choose a job that is meaningful and has time. Not forced to make a living.

20. In fact, every flower has its own life. When the flower withers, it is the end of its life, and its seeds are the continuation of its life and continue to withstand the wind. , endure the rain, and face another reincarnation.

21. When you are in a bad mood, you will think of the bad in everything that is good. A small flaw or negative can be magnified infinitely. This is the mood, coming like a tide, destroying the house and demolishing it. If it vents enough, it will leave in disgrace.

22. When you are in a bad mood, you simply stop talking and start looking for your own reasons. You are not beautiful enough, not smart enough, not rich enough, not slim enough, not happy enough, not perfect enough... nothing is enough. None of them are good, pouting, sulking at myself.

23. Autumn is in the fallen leaves, fallen leaves are in the autumn, the autumn wind is rustling, who has forgotten the direction of happiness? Why do things that have been forgotten for so long wake up inadvertently from the dust of time, and then return to the past without any reason.

24. When you are in a bad mood, digest it, settle it, let it go, calm down and enjoy the mood. The more irritated it is, the more it will cling to it and refuse to go away. When your mind calms down, it will disappear.

25. Looking back, it gradually goes away. When we always forget some traces of youth in looking back again and again, only the drawer in the study still treasures the long-yellowed memories. photos, that may be the most beautiful testimony of youth.

Two classic sentences about asking for trouble

1. When you are in a bad mood, you will have a lot of random thoughts, some not, and a lot of depression. Your heart will feel like it is imprisoned, and you will feel depressed. My hair is dark, and the sad wrinkles darken my brows without even noticing.

2. I shut down the computer and stared blankly at the desk, and then I cried. I told Carbonan that I had a fight with my mother. When he came to persuade me, I said nothing. After a while, he sighed and said: Look, you are still a child after all, and you still get into trouble with your mother. I said it lightly: It’s okay. Does being a little angry with your parents prove that you are a child? Does being a child mean that he is immature? In the past two days, my friends who are younger than me on Chuangwang have been calling me sister. I wonder if I have grown up...

3. Living like this, I don’t know who I am perfunctory. Is it you? Or myself? I was kidding myself, that much was clear, and I could never get that feeling back again, just like someone else. Maybe, if I muster up the courage and be a little harder on myself, will things get better? Instead of struggling like this every day, it is better to push yourself hard, maybe the outcome will be different. You no longer care about other people’s opinions, so just feel free to move forward boldly.

4. When you are in a bad mood, you don’t want to do anything, or you work hard. When the window is clear, your mood may suddenly become brighter.

5. When you are in a bad mood, it seems as if the whole world is against you, as if everything is against you, and you are so irritated that you want to tear the sky apart, or do something crazy and rebellious to find love. exit.

6. A daily compulsory course is to stare blankly at the computer screen, or stare at the illuminated avatars. No one can be as boring as me. I don’t want to admit that this is boring, I prefer to believe that I am thinking, thinking about everything that should be thought about, thinking about what has happened and what will happen in the future. I don’t mind if it’s about thinking about life. However, the sad thing is that I still haven't come up with any results. Instead, my already big head seems to have become even bigger. Tell me, why should I have trouble with my head?

7. Every time you are unhappy, there is a trigger, and then you ignite the things piled up in your heart. If the space does not allow it, it will simply explode... That's it, it's an example. Run the program. Take today as an example, I couldn't open something again, so in a hurry I gave it some power and smashed it to the ground. Now it was fine, and it scattered all over the floor. My mother beside me was anxious. Said: I'm waiting to help you. What did you throw? She asked me to wipe it, but I didn't. After a few quarrels, they all slammed the door and went about their own business. Then I continued chatting online, and TANG said that I was always willful and had a bad temper, and asked me to admit my mistake. I said I didn't. Hey, look at the tone. I thought it was a bit bad. It’s rare for my mother to go buy medicine when she says she has a stomachache. It was raining heavily outside, but I didn't say anything.

8. There is no point in being able to tolerate it anymore. Maybe this is human destiny. It doesn’t matter if it’s a habit or a personality. It has already been doomed, and sometimes I want to work hard to change something, but in the end, not only has it not changed, but it has become stronger... Today is just the beginning, I look forward to the future life. Just let it be!

9. When I am in a bad mood, I hate writing. I feel like there are countless little ants crawling in my heart. I always want to smash the things in front of me. This can be understood as a violent tendency, or it can be To quote TANG: This is a way of venting anger.

10. When you are in a bad mood, everything is gray and depressing. No matter how blue the sky is, how bright the sun is, how cool the wind is, how cute the people are... they all cast a bad shadow and have no time to care. I don’t want to be grateful either.

11. Is he or she doing well in a foreign country after so many years? This is a sigh and a wish from the heart, because it is fate that some friends become friends, not all We all know everyone, but not all of them have become close friends.

12. Today I am angry. I have never been angry like this before. I haven’t been like this for a long time. I have been angry for so many years. Never hated a person, or some people, no matter what they did good or bad, no matter what they did to you, never cared. Because they are also a whole, they also have their own thoughts and ideas. As for me, I have no reason to hate them.

13. When you are in a bad mood, digest it, settle it, let it go, calm down and enjoy the emotion. The more irritated it is, the more it will cling to it and refuse to go away. When your mind calms down, it will disappear.

14. I can’t write anything when I’m in a bad mood, but today seems to be an exception. In the past, I always wrote when I wanted to, and when I wasn’t in the mood, I just stopped writing. I just discovered today that this movie is just about doing things based on temperament? So I am changing it intentionally or unintentionally. But I have a hard time being patient at home or when it comes to personal matters, so I'm not sure whether this will turn out to be a complete article. As TANG said, I take myself too seriously, I hope I can decide my world... Maybe he is right, but that is not my original intention.

15. In fact, if you think about it carefully, no one really cares about what you are thinking. It is because we overestimate our status in the minds of others. It doesn't matter if you are discussed or even misunderstood by others. If you don't be criticized by others and don't talk behind someone's back, if you live in the eyes of others, you will be lost in your own mind. Gu Xiaobai said: Sometimes, betraying yourself is the most painful thing. No matter what others think or say, staying true to yourself is the most important thing.

16. Yesterday in our memory is the journey we have traveled. No matter whether it is twists and turns or smoothness, we will leave yesterday in the past.

Nostalgic, everyone has an unforgettable and beautiful past. Whether to leave a complete memory in the memory, sometimes, happy moments will remind you; he or she used to know each other so well.

17. When you are in a bad mood, there is a devil living in your heart. In exchange for short-term happiness, happiness is happiness and pain.

18. When you are in a bad mood, do you want someone to comfort you? People far away have no telepathy, and people close to you will only be "killed". Even if you desperately want to be comforted, But I tend to be unreasonable and scold the other person bloody. If I am in a bad mood, I am the uncle.

19. When I am in a bad mood, I always look at the dark corners and lose my temper easily. After I lose my temper, I fall deeper into self-blame.

20. When you are in a bad mood, don’t think about getting rid of it. Don’t think that you will fall into deeper and deeper abyss. Calm down and don’t think about it. Don't panic, don't be anxious, give yourself a sedative, and stay the same to cope with the changes. Only then will you realize that the sky has changed color at some point.

21. We cannot control what others think; we cannot force what others do. The only thing you can do is to do your own thing with all your heart, follow your own path, live a good life according to your own principles. Even if someone treats you badly, time will not treat you badly, and life will never treat you badly! (Haha, I am a person who is good at reasoning, so I will just tell you.) Maybe the authorities are blind to the fact that bystanders can see things clearly. They talk about truths one after another, but still do things that are unreliable. This is me. There is nothing I can do about myself, so I stay true to my heart and let nature take its course.

22. Maybe this is my life, living without purpose. A day of idleness is a day, and a day of living is less than a day. What I originally cared about seems to have become less important. What can I do? Life can be frustrating sometimes. We always care about what others say, don't dare to do the things we like, pursue the people we want to love, and are afraid of being drowned in gossip. As a result, we become more and more timid and lose more and more.

23. When you are in a bad mood, you have bad luck, you are not good-looking, your affinity becomes worse, and your stomach is not good... Although there are so many disadvantages, you still can't control it, just in a bad mood.

24. It’s not that I’m not generous enough, it’s that I really am not generous enough, because there is no need for grandeur in this society. It's not that I'm not righteous enough. For you, there is no righteousness between us. Today may be a turning point for me. However, no matter how long I have endured this temper, it still explodes today and it is still angry. I remember the last time was when I was having dinner with my best buddy in my sophomore year of high school. It has been more than six years now, that is, I have endured it for six years, and I have not changed this habit in these six years.

25. When you are in a bad mood, you simply stop talking and start looking for your own reasons. You are not beautiful enough, not smart enough, not rich enough, not slim enough, not happy enough, not perfect enough... nothing is enough, what? None of them are good. He pouted and was sulking at himself. The meaning and synonyms and antonyms of asking for trouble

Chinese: Asking for trouble

Pronunciation: z tǎo mi q

Pronunciation: no; cannot be pronounced as sh.

Shape identification: None; cannot be written as hypothesis.

Asking for trouble means: begging for trouble; boring: losing face, embarrassing. If you do things improperly, you will embarrass yourself and embarrass yourself.

Source: Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged" IV: You don't want to fight? If she is angry with you, don't ask for it.

Synonyms: self-inflicted consequences

Antonyms: knowledgeable and knowledgeable

Usage: subject-predicate form; used as predicate and object; derogatory meaning

Self-inflicted consequences Boring sentences

1. Fortunately, I still have self-awareness and know not to ask for trouble.

2. Always remember to be informed; otherwise you will not end up asking for trouble.

3. No one knows yourself better than yourself, so why should you talk too much and bring trouble to yourself?

4. He doesn’t want you anymore, so why are you asking for trouble?

5. I am so interesting in my own life, so why bother asking for trouble in your world.

6. Always answering other people’s words is also a kind of self-indulgence and asking for trouble.

7. If you want to monopolize the truth, you will be asking for trouble. Many celebrities have hit a wall because of this...

8. Some people are always asking for trouble, and you It’s hard to say anything, I can only endure it.

9. Sometimes, explanation becomes asking for trouble. Sometimes, waiting becomes displacement. Sometimes, efforts just push the other person further and further away. Liu Tong's "Your Loneliness, Even in Defeat, You Are Still Glory"

10. He is just a stranger whom he has just met and chatted with for a few days. He doesn't take it seriously, so how can he bring trouble to himself?

11. See the shortcomings of others and try to avoid them yourself. This is the wise man and the meaning. Pointing it out to others is mostly asking for trouble or trouble.

12. Remember! Talk to some real people about real things. Talking to empty people is asking for trouble. Uncle's book "Sorrows of Life and Death"

13. Some people, even if they don't say something, if they say it, they are just asking for trouble. Just because they see it clearly, they will take it lightly.

14. If you care about her and want to live happily with her, don't question those things, otherwise you will only be asking for trouble.

15. Don’t expect anyone in this world to understand you, and don’t expect anyone to pity you. The former is asking for trouble, and the latter is a loss of dignity.