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Class composition 600 words
Besides cheetahs, there is also a bookworm in our class! Her name is Wan Xin, and she loves books like life. Whenever she has time, she reads books. Sometimes she is so fascinated by reading that no matter what you call her, she can't hear you. What's more, at the end of last semester, she was so absorbed in reading that she forgot to hand in the materials. When the students all took the evaluation materials to participate in the selection, she was empty-handed and had to cry. But before long, she was immersed in the ocean of books again. Perhaps reading is more important to her than anything else.
Look, that's Oda, our classmate, who is tidying up the bookshelf over there. People often say that an ox should be like him. Wherever there is a need, there is him, taking milk, picking up garbage, mopping the floor and taking out garbage ... you can always see him busy in the classroom. He is active and studious, and it is precisely because of him that our class has been clean and tidy. No, he saw the books on the shelf at sixes and sevens and was rearranging them. It is no exaggeration to call him an "old ox"! Oh, the word "old" doesn't suit him, just call him "little ox"!
It said, I found that our class is almost a zoo! Do you like this zoo? I like it!
There is always a storm in class 2. ...
No. 1
"Hello everyone." The monitor stood on the platform and knocked on the desk with the eraser and said, "It's an honor to be the monitor of this class. I will ... ""Bah, it's just a monitor. What's the big deal? " I don't know who interrupted the monitor. No, just now, the arrogance of the monitor but the gentleman's behavior completely disappeared, which immediately exposed his "vicious" nature. He hit the nail on the head and shouted, "Who wants to change seats with me? I can tell the class teacher, so it's okay! " This monitor has been the star of the class teacher since he was promoted to the fifth grade. If he reports to the head teacher, we will be in trouble. So the clever students quickly apologized to the monitor. In order to please the monitor, several other close classmates and I gave the troublemakers a good beating. Since then, we have given our class a not too vulgar name "Storm Class".
second
"Ding Lingling ..." The lunch bell broke the quiet storm class. As before, the monitor stretched out his arm, rubbed his eyes and shouted, "Get up, get up, it's time." "Monitor, it's noisy, you are really annoying!" I complained. Before the monitor got angry, my deskmate shouted, "No, no, I can't find my ten dollars." The monitor asked enthusiastically, "What's the matter, Xiao Doudou, are you looking for an excuse to avoid cleaning again?" "No, I really can't find my ten yuan. How can I buy a pen? " The monitor reached into his trouser pocket and took out five dollars: "Here, take it." Seeing that the monitor is so enthusiastic, we also feel generous. I saw Xiao Doudou laughing: "You have developed limbs and a simple mind." Say, like magic, conveniently took out his ten yuan. In an instant, he was surrounded by a circle of people, all gnashing their teeth to teach him a lesson. With a burst of begging for mercy, we started a new research.
This is Class 52, full of troubles, but without losing fun.
In everyone's mind, everyone wants his class to be an excellent class, but an excellent class depends not on one person or several people, but on everyone's joint efforts and efforts.
In my opinion, an excellent class should be United. As the saying goes, a drop of water can't make a sea, and a tree can't make a forest. One chopstick is easy to break, and ten chopsticks are as strong as iron. Isn't this a fact? Only by uniting can this class be indestructible. Not only that, the class cadres in the class should also set an example and make a good start. For example, finish homework on time, observe classroom discipline and don't fight. Every student will consciously preview before the teacher takes a new lesson. He won't talk in private, listen carefully in class and take notes, and don't neglect after class. He will spend time reviewing. At the same time, learning is necessary, but everyone should have a good mood, because good mood or bad mood will affect how much knowledge they have gained. At the same time, everyone pays great attention to hygiene, and hygiene is also very important. Poor hygiene treatment will affect mood, bad mood will affect performance, and poor performance will affect class honor. Poor hygiene can also cause students to get sick. If they are ill, they will be absent from class, and they will not be able to learn that part of knowledge.
In my mind, an excellent class should not only unite. Lei Feng once said: A flower can't dress up a beautiful spring. Only when everyone is advanced can we move mountains and fill the sea. An excellent class should also observe discipline, and the quality of discipline can reflect the quality of a class. But hygiene is also better than other classes. A philosopher once said: There is no best, only better.
In my mind, an excellent class should be better than other classes, but excellent classes do not appear out of thin air. There is no such thing as a free lunch and nothing for nothing. The real road to success and Excellence depends on our step by step.
This is the excellent class in my heart. Let's try to be such an excellent class. Come on!
Class composition 600 words 4 "Get up, little slacker!" My mother's thunder woke me up from my dream. When I looked at my watch, I was going to be late. I rolled out of bed and ran to school with a piece of bread in my mouth. Just entering the class, I heard "PHS" Nan Yuguang plausibly shout: "Extra, extra! Naughty bag Li Xiaoming actually got the first place! " The classroom immediately exploded, and everyone was dubious.
As soon as the bell rang, the teacher came into the classroom and said with a smile: Li Xiaoming won the first place in this exam. "Li Xiaoming after listen to is full of doubts, the students also talk to each other. Some said that he definitely copied the book, while others said that the teacher might have made a mistake at the moment. Li Xiaoming was red-eyed by the comments of her classmates. He complained to the teacher: "teacher, I really didn't copy that book." "The teacher replied," Xiao Ming, the teacher believes you, but it's the same. "
The students don't believe me, so I tell you that there will be a quiz next week, and I believe you will prove yourself. "Xiao Ming clenched his fist and nodded his head.
The test we expected has arrived. The students have answers, and the teacher specially arranged a "private seat" for Li Xiaoming. At the beginning of the exam, there was only a rustle of writing in the classroom. Some students put their chin in their hands before writing, some looked at the ceiling with their heads measured, and some put down their pens and frowned and thought seriously. The examination room is like a battlefield, and everyone is afraid of being "defeated" by Li Xiaoming again. "Time is running out." The teacher reminded us that some students were still staring at the test paper and wanted to break the pen. Some still race against time to add a few strokes, Li Xiaoming was full head big sweat. "Assemble", the teacher gave the order, and all the students handed in their papers in frustration.
A few days later, the papers were handed out, and the classroom was silent, waiting for the teacher's announcement. "The first place is still Li Xiaoming!" The teacher's words made the class look at each other. The teacher clapped his hands and the whole class cheered for "Li Dawang".
This novelty is actually the result of Li Xiaoming's efforts. He surprised everyone with his own efforts. I hope there will be more such freshness in the class!
Entering junior high school is my primary school dream. I have been looking forward to my junior high school life. The happiness of junior high school. Wait again, waiting for the excitement and passion of entering junior high school.
Three months ago, I entered the ideal junior high school, and my heart was full of joy and joy, but for junior high school, I am now confused because of a sentence from my predecessors. Makes me want to tremble again. . . . . At that time, the junior high school, in my eyes, may be a zone where angels and demons are equally divided. . It's a little confusing
Because of my grades, I entered the eugenics and multi-education class. When I entered the class, a pair of strange eyes killed my delicate heart. I froze, and my mind suddenly flashed the idea of disgust for junior high school. ...
Sitting at the first table, no friends around. Alas, I didn't know the taste of "abandoned loneliness" until now, and I couldn't help sighing. Suddenly a new classmate sat next to me. Enduring loneliness, I finally found an exciting outlet in a dark cave. I ignored the eyes around me and let go of my courage, so we became friends ... In this way, in the blink of an eye, three months passed, and we survived quizzes, exams and even mid-term exams. Now, in class. Harmony is probably the best adjective, without the indifference in the class three months ago. But the strangeness three months ago is not the silence three months ago. Now there is only unity and friendship. Harmony is a passionate term. ...
I love my class because I find it a magical place.
I love my class, because I find it is the driving force to lead the passion forward;
I love my class, because it is an angel's paradise and a happy paradise;
I love my class because it is the indirect object of our harmony and because it is a passionate term.
Day after day, year after year, sooner or later, I will soon end my primary school life and say goodbye to my teachers and classmates who have lived together for two years. How sad I am!
In the past two years, what impressed me the most was Teacher Xiaoling. In study, Miss Xiaoling always tries her best to encourage us to study in different ways and rewards, which makes our class have a strong learning atmosphere. Teacher Xiaoling rewarded me with eight books, medals, trophies and scholarships. Especially what we wrote, the teacher will send the good ones to her circle of friends, and everyone will praise them, award the Excellence Award, and send us the manuscript fee out of their own pockets to encourage us to make progress every time.
In life, Miss Xiaoling takes good care of us and teaches us the truth of being a man and how to get along with others. In my spare time, Teacher Xiaoling took us to participate in various social practice activities, including going to military camps, welfare homes, nursing homes, charity markets, libraries, museums, science and technology museums, radio stations, etc ... I deeply realized the hard work and good intentions of Teacher Xiaoling, and this pure teacher-student relationship will remain in my heart forever.
In the past two years, what I cherish is the feelings of my classmates. Do you remember when we were expecting the bell to ring? Do you still remember that we played together in the wide playground? Do you remember that the students shed passion and sweat on the playground with the encouragement of the sound? Remember when we studied, studied and lived under the same roof? I used to remember, every day after school, "goodbye teacher!" " ""goodbye, classmates! "has become a permanent memory. ...
In the past two years, the scene of students helping each other has been spinning in their eyes. If students encounter difficulties, someone will lend a helping hand in time; If a classmate is injured, someone will help him deal with the wound; If a classmate is ill, someone will remind him to take medicine and comfort him; If a classmate conflicts, someone will stop fighting and comfort him; If a classmate has problems in his study, someone will explain them to him. ...
Our 10 class is a united and friendly group. I feel extremely lucky and happy to meet such teachers and classmates. I will say goodbye to my classmates soon. I can only cry in my heart. I will always remember this teacher-student relationship and engrave it in my heart. I am willing to stay with my classmates forever. If there is an opportunity, I will be a student in class 10. I am very happy, because I am a student of 10 class!
Our class is the coolest. Everyone's eyes will be there when we go there. Guess, why? Because we are a gold medal swimming class and an all-round United Nations, we are always among the best in big and small competitions. Now, let me introduce you to this super correspondent who observes everything carefully!
The first appearance is "Princess Pinxue" xxx. She has a pair of bright eyes, as beautiful as pearls and as shining stars in the starry sky, which makes people like it. Red and tender cheeks are as big and sweet as apples. Every time I see her, I drool and want to take a bite. She has a good temper. Once a classmate knocked over the water and the floor was wet. Ordinary people will run away when they see it Xxx didn't scold him, but did it for him. It is really admirable!
Then there is the "Statue of Liberty" xxx in our class. She has a small mouth as lovely as a cherry. Those watery eyes are as deep as black pearls and like grapes with QQ flavor. I really want to have a try! Her swimming skill is superb. Every time she practices freestyle in class, she is always far ahead. When her opponent looks at it, she will tremble with fear, and then she will lose her spirit. Finally, she will fail because of excessive tension, so she is known as the "Statue of Liberty", a brave female athlete.
"whew! Whew! Whew! The "Scud swordsman" in the distance is running towards me. Don't think that he is only tall and thin with an oval face, which is more charming than the idol star-Wang Leehom. His footwork is very fast. Once, the teacher asked him to return something to the guard room. He's like Sonic Boy. In the blink of an eye, he came back panting, as if it only took five seconds. Who is he? He is the "Scud -XXX" in our class.
I feel honored that there are so many talented students in my class, because everyone has their own characteristics. I hope everyone will cherish and respect each other's learning. Let's seize the present, create the future and make great achievements for the United Nations!
Class composition 600 words 8 Childhood life is beautiful, and infancy is our most innocent and lovely period and our most naive period. Today, let's walk into Class 4 (6) and listen to the stories of our classmates when they were young!
Let me talk about it. Zhang Yiqi immediately grabbed her head, and she immediately told a short story vividly: it turned out that her mother posted a note at home encouraging her and her father to do housework:' Everyone is responsible for housework'. The clever Zhang Yiqi had a brainwave and added a note on it, which became' housework is the responsibility of adults'. In the evening, my father came home and saw this passage. Ha ha ha' everyone burst into laughter at once, as if a humorous and interesting picture of the family appeared in front of them. Speaking of this interesting Chinese character, there are many jokes. Ye immediately stood up and told a story that happened when he was a child: when he was 4 years old, he knew the words "drama" and "Ben", so when he saw "refresh", he always read it as a script. Although his mother taught him again, he couldn't change. God, this is so funny!
Funny stories of childhood will make us laugh. What about the photos of childhood? Let's take a look at Xu Xinyuan's childhood photos. The students swarmed and leafed through the pages. Ah, we used to be so young and naive!
If childhood dreams are interesting, then childhood dreams are beautiful. In the process of our growth, father, mother, teachers and friends accompany us, so that we can grow up slowly. Then in the following days, we should cherish time and study hard to make our childhood dreams more colorful!
In our class, there are interesting things and laughter everywhere, just like a miniature playground. Then, listen to me and tell you in detail!
It's all caused by stealing vegetables.
I remember one day, Xie Mingyu came back from playing basketball, grabbed a bottle of yogurt at the same table and drank it. After drinking, he said, "Ah! Stimulating, happy. " I burped again. When the deskmate came back, she shouted, "Ah! Where is my white glue? 24 yuan is more! " First Xie Mingyu one leng, face white and red, like a set of ran into the bathroom. He vomited 10 for more than minutes, and we all laughed. When he came back, the deskmate suddenly said, "You scared me to death, so the white glue is under the table!" " "Xie Mingyu listened to, directly down on the chair. Look, this is what happens when you steal from others, so we should not eat other people's things at will.
It's all caused by homophony.
Haha, are you kidding? Don't worry, more importantly, someone recently helped deliver cards, especially Zhou Fan, who also set up a toll box. A box of cards costs two yuan, which is fairly affordable, so many people go there to buy cards. Once the Guanke family only invested one dollar, and Zhou Fan said, "Two dollars!" Guan Kejia said, "Yes, it's cool since the fan was installed." Zhou Fan said, "Throw two pieces." Guan Kejia said: "The head is not cold, but the whole body is cold." Zhou Fan said angrily, "Put two dollars in." Guan Kejia said, "Fan is in the back. I think the back is cool. " Zhou Fan had no choice but to say, "Well, it doesn't matter." Haha, the language is not on a channel, and no one can help it!
It's all caused by pig teammates.
Last football match, something happened, which made us very happy at first, but almost fainted at last. The thing is, our "Crazy War" team and "God of War" team started a fierce football match. There is a saying in our team that "Xie Mingyu is not afraid of opponents, but pigs." We strode to the second half and desperately grabbed the ball and passed it to Tang Yutong. However, he passed it on to this buddy's Bigfoot Xie Mingyu. At that time, all we saw was that the ball was taken away and a black shadow entered the goal. When we saw it clearly, two-thirds of the audience laughed. God, we really flew our shoes into the goal. We were so angry!
This is the third episode of Class Two, Grade Five. Do you want to know other interesting things? Just look forward to my next submission!
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