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I killed the spider.
The spider is very reluctant to marry a bee, so she asks her mother, "Why do you have to marry a bee?"
Mother Spider said, "What happened to the bees? At least she is a flight attendant ... "
The spider said, "But I like mosquitoes ..."
Mother Spider said, "Don't mention that nurse! I can't even get a needle. Last time I gave it an injection, it's still swollen ... "
The bee is also very reluctant to marry the spider, so she asks her mother, "Why do you want to marry the spider?"
Mother bee said, "spiders are really nice." After all, people are also engaged in the Internet ... "
The bee said, "But I like flies."
Mother bee said, "Never marry the man who picks up shit!"! ! ! ......"
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