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520 got the license to send a circle of friends.
I cherish myself in order to meet you. I traveled through the storm just to come to you.
Congratulations on getting the marriage certificate.
Married today, and never doubted love again.
I like my husband more than him, and I have the rest of my life.
6. Unfortunate love is often like an IOU from a reliable debtor, which will increase your personal money.
7. Rigorous words and rigorous actions; Strict and strict. Refers to a person's behavior and words are very strict.
8. In fact, the most important thing today is: we.
9. I miss you so much that I can't sleep every day. I always miss you and look forward to meeting you. I love you every second. I love you. I will love you all my life and cherish you forever!
10. Life is too long. I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.
1 1. Although it may be incredible, is there really a two-headed snake? I saw it. I'll believe that when I see it.
12. The red envelopes that have been issued for many years can finally be returned.
13. From then on, Mr. Cao accompanied me in the evening and asked me if the porridge was hot.
Meeting you is all my luck.
16. From 99 (for a long time) to 520 (I love you) and then to 13 14 (for a lifetime).
17. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to secretly stir oil.
18. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. From then on, you have me all year round.
19. I liked you the first time I saw you, but I couldn't get tired of it after getting along for a long time.
20. You are as romantic as a star.
Copy of 520 certified circle of friends (2) 1. As far as I'm concerned, you are the best.
I am willing to unite as one and never part.
3. Hold your hand and grow old with your son
Love at first sight doesn't mean love at first sight for you. But after a glance, I never forgot you.
Thank you for making my boring life interesting.
6. I'm a little sweet and cute, and I like you very much.
7. Time will let you know about love. Time can prove love and make it happen. There is no kind of sadness that time cannot alleviate.
8. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and someone spent the night with me.
9. Turn mountains into water, and all roads lead to the same goal.
10. Live an unknown life with people you know.
1 1. Three meals for two people all year round.
12. I am your wife, your money is my money, my money is still my money.
13. It starts at first sight and ends in old age.
14. From now on, there will be two people in one room, three meals and four seasons.
15. I have searched all the sweet words, but they are not as sweet as you.
16. I finally got married, and my favorite money was discounted.
17. Auspicious and festive, both husband and wife, no disaster, no trouble, forever guaranteed for a hundred years.
18. From now on, there is no need to drive without a license.
19. I hope your family will not be disappointed. I hope you will work hard to be loved all your life, have everything you want, and let go of everything you can't get.
Miss, this gentle knife is so tightly inserted in my heart, full of blood and tears, but I can't bear to pull it out, even if I want to.
Copy the circle of friends (3) 1. There are rumors that I got married recently, and I want to clarify here. It's true.
I love you, or I don't want you.
I will ask you for the rest of my life.
Life is very tired, but I have heroic dreams, all related to you.
You don't need advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.
6. Peach blossoms don't need to bloom. The person I am waiting for has arrived.
7. I liked you ten years ago, and I will after ten years.
8. The person in front of you is a sweetheart.
In this life, I want to be a warm woman, as light as water and as beautiful as flowers.
10. tenderness is like water, and ceremony is like a dream.
1 1. In the family where I grew up, all the family members feared God. Parents stay together all their lives. This is a traditional family, which will remain unchanged until death.
12. Now, people all over the world know that you are my world.
13. In the future, a sweetheart is the person who sleeps next to her.
14. I will have a family in the future.
15. I won't lock the door of my senses in the joy brought by beautiful scenery, sweet voice and fragrant aroma.
16. That's it, our confession.
17. Two silly people, how sweet they laugh.
18. daily necessities, son, once for a hundred years. ...
19. Guess what? The stone scissors cloth is actually 520, which is what I want to tell you.
20. Set all tenderness and cuteness to be visible only to yourself.
Copy of 520 certified circle of friends (4) 1. Daniel Wu can't even marry me, but you married me!
Finally, hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.
You are a dream that I never want to wake up in my life.
You should listen to me for the rest of your life!
I like to mention national certificates and long-term meal tickets.
6. Getting married for the first time is a bit new.
7. I look at you and I can see all the mountains and rivers.
8. I work at sunrise and rest at sunset, but I swear to you.
9. In Jianghu, marry first.
10. Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.
You are as warm as the sunset glow.
12. linglong dice Ann Monkey Bean, do you know how much you miss it?
13. Live well and love you slowly. Neither too early nor too late. Only you.
14. At first, you Nakui, my heart, your wish came true, and my dream came true.
15. You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I'm glad I am.
16. Even if there is too much pain along the way, I will stick to it.
17. If it weren't for ocean deep, how could missing be rampant?
18. It is this man who ruined my plan to die alone.
19. Hahaha, you are mine at last.
20. You should make me lovely forever.
End the love run, get the certificate, and send a copy of the circle of friends.
End the love run and send a certificate to the circle of friends. 1 I was a boyfriend just now, and now I'm a husband.
Ten years ago, I liked you. Ten years later, I will.
3. We, so frankly.
I got a big pig's trotter.
The flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.
6. You married me, but Daniel Wu couldn't!
7. Many people get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.
8. Finally, I also willingly entered the besieged city.
9. Three students were lucky enough to have a trip with mountains and rivers.
10. The spring breeze is not as good as yours.
1 1. I see you and I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
12. The best thing is that when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.
13. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love you forever.
14. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is to give a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.
15. The warmest thing I can think of is having you every day.
16. Don't you like meeting gentlemen?
17. Every day in the future, I will love you more than yesterday.
18. Work with certificates today and get rich together in the future. I just want to win a person's heart and never give up.
19. You know, I've been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
20. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!
End the long-distance running of love and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. Copy 2 2 1. Dont Ask For Help teaches me for the rest of my life, so just listen to me.
22. I am married!
23. Take your hand in the future, walk together, see the mountains and rivers, and go to the ends of the earth.
I am most afraid of wasting time, because I want to save time with you.
25. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.
26. One person, one book, two people in a family, three meals a day, all year round.
27. Get married and fall in love.
28. Lovers form families.
29. Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan, I am the woman you will never get in your life!
You don't need to teach me anything for the rest of your life. Just listen to me.
3 1. You are all married, so I quickly took out my own evidence to suppress the alarm.
32. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.
33. I finally want to marry a man wearing a white gauze.
34. What is the Milky Way? It is natural to get the little red book! I hope all lovers in the world have marriage certificates.
I hope one day I can hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.
36. Due to the good performance of xxx, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.
37. I am not good, as long as you don't dislike me. You don't need it. I am glad I like it.
38. I think the man on my left has a good eye.
39. The revolution is successful, and the red flag can be lowered. I'll find a friend to play mahjong tonight, and you can sleep alone.
40. I do all the housework.
520 circle of friends who have obtained certificates to prove campus love (a collection of 40 sentences)
520 circle of friends who get the certificate to prove campus love (I) 1. You can get a 20% discount if you like.
People are like rainbows, you will know when you meet them.
Monomindedness is the warmest force in the world.
I like looking at you very much, because then you will find that my eyes are full of you.
5. You have to meet the bullet in the chest, you have to meet the spring, and I have to meet you.
6. For Fan Xing of the Student Party, happiness means staying at home to screen EXO.
7. I have no problem, as long as you don't dislike it.
8. The warmest thing I can think of is having you every day.
Since a person is allowed to generalize, he is willing to be generous all his life.
10. I see you, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
1 1. I'm finally going to marry a man wearing a white gauze.
12. Men and women who get marriage certificates, just play around, close the door and start your baby-making plan!
13. "The dwarf decided to let me take her to see the world;" "This fool won't lose me, will he?"
14. graduated with a first-class certificate.
15. The happiest thing in the world is that someone trusts you, someone accompanies you, someone understands you, someone dotes on you, and someone waits for you, and the reason is because I love you.
16. The main reason is that I am anxious to squander all the most extravagant tenderness for you.
17. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, which happens to be you.
18. Look! The legendary first-class certificate!
19. "I really envy you having me."
20. Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.
520 circle of friends who get a certificate to prove campus love (Chapter II) 2 1. Please let me take good care of you and love you all my life.
22. When I meet a lovely person, I suddenly feel that life is not difficult, and I want to laugh in the evening breeze or cool breeze.
23. The night under the moon with you is already deep, so I will share the wine with you.
24. Everything wins, and I have you in this life!
25. For the rest of my life, the snow will be you, but the light will be you.
26. Let go of the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!
27. The rainbow of Sri Lankan people is not known until you have seen it.
28. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!
29. It is this man who ruined my plan to die alone.
In a person's life, you will never be spared. ...
3 1. My youth, which has nowhere to put it, landed today.
32. My heart doesn't love much. I only love you for 60 seconds in one minute.
At first I just wanted a hug and accidentally added a kiss. Then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.
34. Ask me if I love him? The answer may be a little long, and it will take a lifetime to answer it slowly.
Tell Hugh that I can't wait for him.
36. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.
37. My lover is a world hero. He drove a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me.
38. Look, this is the tombstone of our love.
39. My cat and my people
40. Dear friends, life is three important things. On your wedding day, I sincerely wish you a happy wedding! !
Humorous and playful copywriting sharing in the circle of friends who get married and get a certificate.
Humorous and witty copywriting in the circle of friends after marriage (I) 1. All the private money has been paid.
If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.
I can't say I love you, but I love you.
My lover is a hero on earth. He came to marry me in a colorful auspicious cloud.
After searching for half a lifetime, I finally found my own fireworks.
6. Get achievements: bind the other half of your life.
7. If all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you all your life.
8. In my most beautiful years, I can meet you and give you the happiness I have.
9. We grow old hand in hand …
10. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?
1 1. Like money, you can get a 15% discount.
12. Once sold, it is non-refundable.
13. The three most beautiful days in this world are: the day with you, the day with me, and the day with you and me becoming us.
14. I want to meet you when the chest meets the hug and the flowers meet the spring.
15.2020 On May 20th 13: 04, I officially took off the shelf.
16. I am not an ever-changing building, I am just a structure hidden in my heart, the beautiful person who is willing to silently support you!
17. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for being a wife and being sentenced to 70 years in prison.
18. the rainbow of si people will not be known until you meet it.
19. I only have you in my heart, and my love for you will never change.
20. What I envy is not vigorous love, but staying with me until I get old.
Humorous and witty copywriting in the circle of friends after marriage (part two) 2 1. Dont Ask For Help teaches me for the rest of my life, so just listen to me.
22. I took a certificate and used it for * years, which is the most time-consuming but most honored thing for me.
23. Boy: Come with me and I'll give you the future! Girl: Let's go with you. Give me all the future.
24. Since a person is eccentric, he is willing to be generous all his life.
25. I will give you the love and touch you want all your life.
26. Hello, everyone. Please prepare some money.
27. I will wait for her to turn white and have no regrets.
28. You and I have known each other for a hundred years.
29. From now on, my life slogan is: Love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.
30. Since then, two people have a room and three meals a year. Getting a marriage certificate is suitable for sending friends.
3 1. Dear friends, click a like and you will get a discount of 19%.
Yixin doesn't pay attention to his feelings. He chooses a good companion to accompany him as soon as possible. A plum blossom wishes to hold hands in the New Year, and the scenery on earth can be expected.
33. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I was happy to bubble at the sight of you.
34. The man in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a certificate and send a circle of friends.
35. The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!
36. This is not the end of the dust, this is just the beginning of the story.
37. I became us and she became my wife. What a happy thing!
38. If you like, you can get a 20% discount.
39. Thoughts that travel through time and space emerge with time, and your gentle side face is in your mind.
40. Jackson, I'm sorry, I won't wait for you.
A romantic copy of a circle of friends who have known each other for ten years.
After ten years of acquaintance, the romantic copy of getting married and making friends circle is 1. Compared with men's promises, marriage certificates are much more reliable. Without it, you are playing house.
I don't have a boyfriend now, and I have changed my husband.
I don't want much, as long as you don't mind. You don't have to be so good, as long as I like it.
4. Enough being a fairy, and I will be your wife Chen in the future.
Like money, you can get a 15% discount.
6. The warmest thing I can think of is having you every day.
7. "Win" and "Lose"
8. Marriage is a fruit. Some marriages are like oranges, and peeling off petals is sweet; Some marriages are like coconuts, there is not much sweetness in the big shell.
9. You are the first person I see when I wake up and open my eyes every morning. I think this life is enough.
10. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.
1 1. I can finally hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests.
12. Being married, there is no doubt about love.
13. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
14. I can still live well without you, but I want to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. Willing to do a lot of things for you, willing to put everything down for you, willing to compromise, willing to share the joys and sorrows of life.
15. Dear, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, but if we don't get married, our love will have no good end!
16. Goodbye, Big Forest, I was hooked by a crooked-neck tree.
17. There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you and me all year round.
18 ... Two years later, I changed her household registration book.
19. The three most important days in the world are your day in the world, my day in the world, and the day when "I" and "you" become "us".
Compared with yesterday, today is the best time to get the certificate. In this way, I confessed myself. It is legal to work with certificates.
I have known each other for ten years, got married, and sent a romantic copy to my circle of friends. 2 1. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and someone spent the night with me.
22. I really envy this person around me. His eyes are really good.
23. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.
24. The housewife is on the line and will soon start the domestic violence mode.
25. Beauty is unlucky since ancient times, and there is no marriage certificate!
26. Let go of the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!
27. Married and Married
28. Let's go together and share weal and woe.
29. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.
30. The flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married!
3 1. Dogs sit at home and food falls from the sky.
32. Who doesn't have a national certificate?
33. I am willing to be the little princess in your palm all my life!
34. It was raining outside when I got the marriage certificate. My husband looked at the sky and said, how many sisters shed sad tears?
Friends, I am a married man, so don't call me after nine o'clock, okay?
36. No matter whether your life is blue sky or rainy season, I will always have only one turn away from you.
37. I am willing to worry about you, and I am willing to protect you all my life.
38. It is rumored that I got married recently. Here I want to clarify that it is true!
39. May the years be quiet, beginning at first sight and ending in old age.
40. License: I wish us a happy cooperation in the future.
A romantic and sweet copywriter in a circle of friends gets married.
Romantic sweet copy of marriage in a circle of friends 1. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.
2. In the name of love, spend a lifetime together.
3. Don't participate in the first half, and accompany you in the second half.
Three students were lucky enough to have a tour of mountains and rivers.
When you hold a wedding and exchange rings with her many years later, will you remember that you owe me a future?
6. I am also a person with a certificate in the future.
7. Let's go together and share weal and woe.
8. Happiness is holding hands with each other until the end of life.
9. Official announcement
10. I don't want anything You're the only one left in Qian Shan.
1 1. Married and married
12. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.
13. If you like, you can get a 20% discount.
14. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.
15. I wanted something today, so I married her.
16. Today we got married, I got married, I got married for love.
17. Today, I got a person for free.
18. With the promise of Whitehead, I am willing to write a letter to Hong Jian to make the alliance of Hongye well documented.
19. I got married today and told you.
20. The main thing is that I am anxious to give you all the most extravagant gentleness.
Romantic and sweet copy of marriage certificate in friends circle 2 2 1. Obtain a license
22. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and someone spent the night with me.
23. Daniel Wu can't marry me, but you married me!
24. Once sold, it is non-refundable.
25. Loving you is the romantic beginning of my life.
I hereby swear that I will be loyal to my wife after marriage, work hard, give her the happy life she wants, sacrifice myself for her and her family at any time, and never betray her.
27. Married
28. You have to meet a bullet in your chest, you have to meet spring, and I have to meet you.
29. Wife, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.
30. When I meet a lovely person, I suddenly feel that life is not difficult, and I want to laugh in the evening breeze or cool breeze.
3 1. I still love your spring, summer, autumn and winter after all the seasons.
32. Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.
Dear, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, but if we don't get married, our love will have no good end!
I've always wanted to thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.
35. With you, I have everything.
As a student, I finally got a national certificate.
37. Everyone is showing off their circle of friends, Weibo ...
38. May my eighteen loves be eighty companions.
39. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.
40. It is fate, the joy of cheating, and the boredom of being here for a long time. This ten-mile red makeup is like your blushing cheeks, which makes people intoxicated. Thank you for being the brightest star in my plain years.
My husband's birthday coincides with 520 sentences in a circle of friends.
Husband's birthday coincides with 520 friends circle (the first one) 1. It's really lucky to see you and get close to you across the vast sea of people. It is a small probability to like someone, so don't let go when you meet them.
2. Some people can't love, hate and forget.
3. My love is like a clear spring, and a trickle moistens my heart; My love is like mountains and rivers, with beautiful scenery everywhere; My love is like autumn, fruitful and heavy; My love is like an old cow, and I have no regrets until I am old! Dear wife, I wish you happiness!
4. True love is exclusive, and the field of love is very narrow, so narrow that only two people can survive; If you fall in love with several people at the same time, it can't be called love, it's just an emotional game. Schiller
5. What's it like to love someone? I said good night and wanted to say good night.
Since the day I met you, my heart no longer belongs to me. I look at you all over the world and miss you.
7. A message represents a miss. Maybe we are all busy, maybe we don't know how to express it, but I hope to tell you through a cold mobile phone that there is a person not far from you, and I hope you have a good life!
8. I always thought that no matter what, as long as I gave up first, I wouldn't get hurt and my heart wouldn't hurt.
9. What kind of world would it be without flowers and love in spring? —— Guo Moruo
10. I envy all the unimportant people around you. They can see you easily, so I miss you very much.
1 1. Love doesn't have to be together, but it must be together.
12. You don't have all the looks I like, but I like all your looks.
what is love ? Love is better and can be the same.
14. Do you want me to apologize or confess?
15. The happiness in my life is knowing you, but unfortunately I can't have you. I can't have you, but I still love you …
16. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.
17. Even if the world ends, I will still love you.
18. I like you, just like your mother slaps you unreasonably.
19. Greet gently and integrate all wishes; Faint blessing, pouring infinite true feelings; A short message quietly filled the screen. Nothing, just want to say to you: I have been thinking of you quietly! Do you feel it?
20. Sometimes I feel that I am a female general who can love you through thousands of troops, and sometimes I become a Cui Yingying who hates thousands of kinds of leisure worries, but it is all worthwhile. But when your eyebrows move, I will abandon my armor and drown in this spring.
Husband's birthday coincides with 520 friends circle (Chapter 2) 2 1 this sentence. Time goes by, life turns, mottled shadows, a little love. I hope that when we are old, we can still cross the crossroads of life with our fingers clasped. Because holding hands is not easy to let go.
22. Your eyes betrayed your heart, clearly telling me that you are no longer willing to come near me, taking away all the sweetness and warmth with cruelty, completely forgetting all the happiness and crushing all my hopes for the future!
23. You wake up the sleeping earth like a gust of wind! You are like a drop of rain, starting the initial gestation! You are like soft sunshine, warm and attractive fruit! You are like a snowflake, illuminating the loneliness in winter!
24. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
25. Loneliness is especially beautiful only when you miss it.
26. My childhood has withered and my husband is old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with was like you.
27. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
28. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.
29. I think if it is colder than Gao, you can't compete with me, but if I like you, you win.
I love you today, more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow, every day.
3 1. Actually, I never owned you at all, so I think I should at least tell you this sentence and say I love you. Whatever you say or think, I just love you.
Let me accompany you, and God will give you a generous gift. There are no flowery words to express sincere friendship, only a heart that beats for you forever. That's how I really feel, no matter how I care about you day and night.
33. I am only a person behind the world, because it is you. It doesn't matter if I'm late.
34. When you are alone, you are free but lonely; When I am alone, I am chic but miss it; When I'm alone, I'm happy but no one shares it … Only when I miss you will I feel sweet and warm. Dear, I miss you and love you more!
35. When you want to give up, think about why you came.
What is more precious and happy than honor, wine, love and wisdom is my friendship. -Hayes
37. There is a kind of companionship that is invisible but sincere. There is a kind of waiting that is silent but affectionate, not necessarily all the time, as long as you have feelings in your heart, you don't have to express them, as long as you feel them.
38. I want to hold your hand, go to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery and taste the oceans and rocks that will dry up forever.
39. It's dead of night again. I've been thinking about our love for a long time, and my feelings for you never seem to disappear. Are you still thinking about me at this late hour? I'm still here to tell you that I miss you so much.
40. You set off mountains and rivers and ran to me, stepping on the stars all over the sky to visit me. I have the whole universe to tell you, but I can't say half a star when I open my mouth.
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