Life perception of philosophical sentences Positive energy humor

1. Everything will be solved eventually; But as the saying goes: hit the south wall and never look back!

2. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong!

3. The ceremony is light and affectionate; But as the saying goes: it's not surprising to be polite to many people!

It would be really funny if it didn't happen to me.

5. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.

7. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

8. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

9. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

10. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

1 1. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

12. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

13. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

14. How much sorrow can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

15. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.

16. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

17. There may be several women who don't eat, and there are not even one woman who is not jealous.

18. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

19. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

20. There is no relationship in the world that is not riddled with holes. Every relationship has a reason to exist at the beginning, and it will inevitably end when it ends.

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