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Cui Ping has been trying to kill this traitor. She asked Lao Yu, "I heard that there is a kind of pistol that is silent, right?"

Yu: "Well, there is."

Cui Ping: "Is there a silent machine gun?"

Lao Yu looked at her and walked away, then suddenly walked up to her: "There is a silent Grenade. Do you want it?"

Ping Cui: "Sorry!"

Ping Cui and Yu pretend to be husband and wife. The next morning, the stationmaster said to Yu, "The first night was more tiring than digging a vegetable cellar!" " "

For fear of the enemy's suspicion, Lao Yu shakes the bed every night. Cuiping said gloomily, "It's no use shaking it off. The accountant over there is a bachelor. Can you stand it? " Shake it every day. Do you think you have great skills? "

Jade: "It seems that you know a lot."

Ping Cui: "I have never seen people or animals."

Xie Ruolin always wanted to sell the information to Lao Yu, but Lao Yu refused. Xie Tao: "The same two gold bars, can you tell me which one is expensive and which one is dirty?"

Li Ya, the stationmaster of Wu, said: "I wanted to show my face, but I showed my ass."

Master Wu once again admonished Li Ya: "Can you take your head out of your heel and use it again!" "

Cui Ping can't read, so she wrote "Yu Zecheng, Little Man, I Love You" by teacher Qiu, who has always had a crush on Lao Yu.

Read it as "Yu Zecheng, big egg, I'm going to cook you".

Lao Yu laughed wildly, knowing that it was late autumn that deliberately deceived Ping Cui.

A Japanese went to a restaurant for dinner. He ate lobster and asked the waiter, "What's the use of the lobster shell you ate in China?" The waiter said, "Of course I threw it away!" "No, no, no," said the Japanese. "The lobster shells we ate in Japan were made into fresh shrimp strips and bought in China." The waiter brought fruit. The Japanese asked; "What's the use of the fruit peel you ate in China?" "Of course, throw it away!" The waiter said. "No, no, no, we eat fruit peels in Japan, make juice, and then sell them to you in China." After dinner, the Japanese eat chewing gum. The Japanese asked again, "What's the use of the gum you ate in China?" "Of course," the waiter replied. "No, no,no. The chewing gum we ate in Japan was made into condoms and sold to you in China." The waiter was furious! He asked the Japanese, "What's the use of condoms used in Japan?" The Japanese said, "Of course!" "Nuo Nuo's condoms used in China are made into chewing gum in Japan and sold to you!"