Joke sentence

The sentence of the joke is as follows:

1, why can't you write the questions you can't write on the table during the exam, because the table is also shameful.

2, why do you want to stay up late, in order to buy a mobile phone that can light up for ten hours.

I met a stranger on the road just now. We looked at each other for a few seconds, and then we all bowed our heads quickly. To tell the truth, I refrained from crying.

4. Others have assets of over 100 million at the age of 20, and I have assets of 20 at the age of 20. This is not an asset. This is called balance.

If you think I have a good personality, good personality, good popularity and good looks, you can call me "good nss".

6. Justice can be late. Why can't I be late for school?

7. When you are in a bad mood, you don't listen to how many good things others say. When people stare at you, they feel like they are scolding themselves.

8. I like the way a person expresses his feelings, rather than asking the other person's permission. Just expressing your thoughts.

9. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

10, unable to respond to feelings, people are very tired. I don't want to hesitate any more, and I don't want to love humble again.