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Pretend to be indifferent, use alcohol paralysis, and make yourself look numb.
I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.
If you don't drink, who will?
-Give the alcoholic a drink.
Tears shed after drinking are the most real. Let me have a drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.
I got drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.
The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!
I've been bothering you for thirty years, and I've been in a daze for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.
The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.
I don't drink to drink, I just can't get rid of my friends.
Men cannot make good friends without drinking.
We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.
I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.
If you don't let me drink it, I'm afraid I'll feel bad. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.
Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!
Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.
People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.
Wine becomes sorrow, acacia becomes tears.
-"Su Curtain Covering"
Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.
The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me. How many do you say?
Friends are here, and there is good wine. If a pervert comes to him, it's up to the female pervert.
Lady's suggestion: excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.
I heard that drinking can lead to sudden death, so I fell in love with drinking.
When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me.
Generally women don't drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.
I don't drink, but I said I was drunk.
What intoxicates people is nothing more than flowers and wine. Flowers are beautiful, and wine is sorrow.
Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.
anonymous
Philosophical theory
Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.
-For business banquets.
There are three tragedies in eating: those who want to invite don't come, those who come are companions, and only you are awake when you check out.
But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword. Sadness has returned, although we drown them with wine.
Lipper
A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while a good drinker gives up drinking to bury something in his heart.
Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!
anonymous
Philosophical theory
Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.
Lead the whole process and lead the future.
Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.
The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know more and do less.
You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
Gibran
Hope to adopt!
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