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Rehabilitation joke
Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.
The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.
Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!
Then the man roasted the squid. ..
2: I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have recovered.
An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:
"Turn left?"
A: "Yes"
So ... hang up. ..
4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.
Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...
6: There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking.
7. Little Penguin asked Grandma one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
8: A pair of corn fell in love …
So they decided to get married …
On the wedding day ...
One corn can't find another corn …
This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?
Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.
9: In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.
Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"
Xiaohua: "Yes"
Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"
Xiaohua: "Piano."
10: Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, but what is the living?
A: Call for help!
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