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The full version of naughty children.
2. A village woman was walking in the forest with a basket of eggs on her shoulder. Suddenly, a big man came out and gave her to John. After the big man left, the village woman got up and patted the dirt on her body. Say? What's the big deal? I thought the egg snatcher was coming ~ ~! ~
Xiao Ming said to his mother, "mom, mom, I want to get back at that little babysitter." She broke my toy! " "Mother said," How do you retaliate? " Xiao Ming said, "I want to press her on the bed like my father, bite her mouth hard, strip off her clothes and pinch her ~ ~ ~!" " ! !"
Mulan joined the army. . . One day during the war, my period came, and I was about to change sanitary napkins when suddenly a shell came. She passed out. . . . When she woke up, she was already on the operating table. . . . The doctor said. Are you okay? ! ! ! "Mulan said," what's the matter? I'm fine. ".。 . "It's nothing. . Is it okay if the penis is blown away? ! ! "
The doctor said, "But it's all right now!" Mulan said, "What's the matter?" . . "I will sew up the wound for you! ! ~ "said the doctor.
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