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Don't ask me why.
Author: White Bearded Black Goat
Don't ask me why.
Updated on February 2, 2009118: 03: 56 words: 15323.
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Don't ask me why.
White beard black goat
I was a little surprised and excited when I received his appointment call. In fact, no wonder, after all, it was the first time he offered to invite me to dinner. Speaking of which, I'm not afraid of jokes. I've never been invited to dinner by a boy since I grew up!
After answering the phone, I looked at the time displayed on the screen of my mobile phone. It was 16: 30, which means there is still one hour before my off-duty time.
I don't know how much I can do in an hour, but I'm afraid I'll miss my appointment. So I called home and told my mother that I would not go home for dinner tonight. Mother didn't ask much. She knows I'm in love.
Finally, after work, I hurried to the appointment place-the green grass of Wenshao Garden was littered with couples, but there was no sign of him in my heart. Suddenly, I felt very lost. I found a piece of Jieshi and sat down under the dim lawn lamp. Eyes look over from time to time, and time is spent in anxiety. He said he would keep the appointment on time and promised to take me to He Zi Yuxiang Restaurant to eat my favorite boiled fish.
I don't believe this son of a bitch dare to play me?
Just as I was thinking, he heard a familiar cry in the distance. I suddenly looked up and saw him standing in front of me, panting and saying, I'm sorry I'm late again. He giggled. That's a lovely smile.
Zhao Wei, what do you mean? Let me wait here. Do you want to starve me to death in the street?
Jiao Yue, let me explain. He has been defending himself, saying, I told Bing that I can't play with him tonight. He said my business was not as urgent as his. Look at his. ...
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