Are there any jokes about money?

I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring. I can only count money all day, and so can my mother. My family lives in the mountains, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things every time. It took five hours to drive a Mercedes and four hours to drive a Porsche. Although there are helicopters at home, it is difficult to find parking spaces there, which is quite inconvenient. I go shopping occasionally. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and there are more than 20 bodyguards with me. Everyone will scare me away when they see me, so I have been ostracized since I was a child. ...

Because my home is deep in the mountains, it is very cold every winter. Dad also said that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no heater and no cotton cloth in winter ... I can only spend money to keep warm with my parents every day, and I can only sleep with money. I think the pound is warmer.

I remember when I was a child, once, because the room was too big, I rushed out of the room and peed my pants. So, my father put a little sheep in my room and told me to rush out of the room with 1000 ping, cross the five-kilometer corridor and reach the toilet of 800 ping in ten minutes (I often get lost in the corridor); Dad asked another person to build 20 simple rooms with 600 square meters and 250 square meters of small toilets, saying, "If you get wet in the future, change rooms directly. If the room is not enough or too small, tell dad that dad is looking for someone to build more rooms. Our life is very hard, you have to bear it! " Now that I think about it, Dad is really a kind person! !

I still remember that once, a thief broke into my father's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins inside to keep rolling out and the thief was crushed to death. I feel sorry for the thief-gold coins are very painful to crush people! ! He is not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated by money before. My mother often tells me that our family life is very hard and wants me to learn to bear hardships ... so I have developed a good habit of being hard-working since I was a child. In the future, my wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, eat up all the money at home and avenge those poor thieves.