Strong wind humorous jokes talked about by friends circle.

1, I didn't walk to work by myself today, but was sent to work by the wind.

Don't go out on windy days. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if everyone else was blown away by the wind?

3, the wind blew 120 kg, I ran forward. I don't want to face 100 kilograms of meat.

The wind has been blowing wildly since last night. It is said that there are eight grades. Everyone said it was really a demon wind.

5, go out to buy rice, the wind is very strong, I just blew my bangs.

There seems to be a strong wind in this country today. At this time, girls who are a little fatter will be fine, and they will not be blown away without boyfriends.

7. The wind was so strong that my down and pride were blown away, leaving only a shivering frozen dog.

8. The windy trams are all late. The platform is also a mess. In such cold weather, while eating lunch, the girl ran in the wind looking for a tram. This is also a kind of spirit.

9. The strong wind dispersed the troubles in my heart. Oh, no, it blew away my money!

10 I'm not afraid of strong winds and tornadoes. I am afraid that everyone will be blown to the sky, and I will be embarrassed when I am still on the ground.

1 1, unlike Tang Priest who doesn't blow. When the wind blows, it falls from the sky like a plastic bag.

12, I don't care if I freeze to death in winter. I just hope the strong wind won't blow my buns and cakes cold.