Leek zygote joke

It's the first time I've read such a long sentence when I grow up.

0 1. In my emotional hell, love is forbidden to go to prison.

02. It's none of my business that you hate me. You make it sound like you like me, and you can sublimate my life.

People don't care about you at all. Why are you so cheeky and show how shameless you are?

No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me, including your eyes.

If you are not blind, don't know me from others.

06. People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most.

I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.

08. Whose hand is the dog you once loved licking now?

09, don't think how awesome you are. No matter how powerful perfume is, you can't make a leek box.

10, I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

1 1. I hate it when people come to me for things and leave me alone.

12, my things, I never like to share with others, because I want to win, so you have to lose.

13, friend or lover, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

14. Although I believe that human nature is good, if people attack me, I will answer blows with blows.

15, don't waste time on trifles. Generals have swords and don't cut flies.

16, people who are spoiled by me should be arrogant. Come behind me if you need anything, and the wind and rain will stop you.

17, I'm warning you to stay away from him. I've been very restrained. When I break out, you should be prepared to turn into crumbs.

18. If you love him, you must lock him in the house. If he tries to escape, break his leg.

19, don't try to leave me, or I'll wash Beidi with blood and marry you as a dowry.

20. I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

2 1, I never surrender, although I fell like this, no one came to help me, and I stood beautifully.

People always say that people can't be a legend until they die, and I am a living legend.

23. I would rather wear muscle armor all my life than walk around with fat.

24. I won't keep it from you for so many years. Actually, I'm here to save the world.

The world is cold and self-aware, so there really is such a thing.

1, trapped in a bottle called loneliness, the exit is too small, so I let myself be covered by it.

2, I can't see emotions, I can't see sadness and joy, and I draw black and white with a touch of helplessness.

When the meteor falls to the beauty of love, life begins to cry. Injured people like to hide in dark corners and make their bodies desolate, as if people all over the world are discussing love. At this moment, I prefer loneliness.

4, the world of mortals picture scroll, whose love of life and death is painted? In the end, I can only keep the same face. This is a thousand years.

You are the eighty-ninth key of the piano, which is the distance I can never touch.

6. When I said goodbye to you in tears, you just said goodbye to me coldly. I didn't feel your cold eyes, and my heart broke into Qian Qian.

7. The noise and light in the world, the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it swam, and the warmth came out like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

8. Love is like two people lifting their muscles. They are always reluctant to let go when they are injured.

9. Every wound is like a black Datura, enchanting and painful, filled with endless black fragrance.

10, the sun will still rise tomorrow. Can we meet at the corner?

1 1, don't let our love become a memory. If you want to leave, don't forget my name.

12, since love, why not say it? If you lose something, you can't get it back!

13, my wing, burned by a tear, can't fly to the sky.

14, commitment is often like a butterfly, flying beautifully and then disappearing.

15, memory is like boiling water, steaming constantly. I just looked at it and my thoughts flew away from my body bit by bit.

16. Happiness in your hand should be simple and transparent.

17, will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

18, quietly enjoying the moment of being alone, so lonely, so lonely.

19, the day is a calm smiling face, and the night is helpless decadence.

20. You have too much uncertainty about me. How can we catch them?

2 1, if the flowers bloom, I like it; If the flower falls, give it up. I was full of joy on the road with you because of the scenery, not because of you.

22. If God wants to destroy a person, he will display his madness. But I've been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me? Sincerity is a kind of mind.

23. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

Dear, even if I breathe the same air, I can't hug you.

25. If one day we are not together, we should be together.

26. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

27. If loving you was a mistake from the beginning, then I want to make a mistake again.

28. Distance can separate people, but it can't separate hearts, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

29. The whole world is green and full of vitality. Except me, I am lazy and neglected, so I forget the taste of spring.

30. The things I tried to forget turned out to be really forgotten.

3 1. When tears turn into rain, whose vows can be reincarnated at that moment?

32. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give it, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

33. Words for girls-Dear, please remember: I have been in love many times, but I still have to believe in love. Few couples succeed in their first love. When I was a teenager, I broke up mostly because I didn't understand love, but the love at that time must be true. Love is a technical job, and the skills and principles you learn in the process of love are not easily given by others. And these things will affect your future marriage and even your life.

We are willing to endure the pain of hot summer because we have no choice.

35. Over the years, you are closest to me and you are farthest from me.

36. Is human satisfaction obtained by comparing with people less fortunate than themselves?

37. Some masks have been worn for a long time and really can't be taken off.

38. The world is cold, so there is such a thing.

39. I love the ocean deeply at the moment, but life is doomed to be lonely as blood.

40. You have no idea how sad I am at some time. You don't know, waiting without response is really tiring. You have no idea how much courage I need to remember. In other words, you don't know, just pretend not to know. It is said that time flies, but in fact it is just that the heart is changing and the feelings are changing. It is said that time can't stop us, but in fact, time can't stop our impetuousness. You are so selfish and I am so stupid.

4 1. Be kind to a person desperately, and don't like you for fear that he will do something wrong. It's not love, it's flattery. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more and can't live without him. This is not love but unwillingness. You work hard to be a man, for fear that others will look down on you. This is not strength, but fear. Many people are controlled by emotions, only dare to seize and dare not give up. But you dare not give up anything. How tired you live.

42. Few men can keep women simple. A woman who has regrets all her life can never be simple. If her regret can't be filled or replaced, then she will make you elusive. A woman with pure nature is the same as a woman with evil nature. When she is happy, it is simple.

43. I smoked for the first time because curiosity gradually became a habit, drank for the first time because sadness gradually became a sustenance, cried for the first time because heartache gradually became a memory, and missed you for the first time because loneliness gradually became a need.

44. How heavy is the word love? It can make people lock their hearts and count their past youth in their memories; It can make people sad, whether it is drizzle or sunset. Hurt, hurt, loved, thought, those beautiful days are like clouds and blue sky, without a trace of you, and no one has ever proved that you have been here.

45. Even if I lose a lot now, I am not afraid to lose more; If you don't return my message, I won't contact you again. I don't want to be so humble Even if I don't have arrogant capital, I will proudly show myself!

46. Fate will always give you a fatal blow when you least expect it.

47. What you can't get is always the best in the past.

48. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

49. Many times we give up and think it's just a relationship. Finally, we realized that it was a lifetime.

50. I feel very painful when you say you are not good, and I don't know how to comfort you. When you say you are drunk, I feel pain, and I can't help it. My language is too pale, but my heart hurts because of everything you say. Too many can't, don't want to, want to leave, leave this painful and sad you. On the other hand, it is too difficult to empathize with others, but I just care about my love and forget to leave. Time and time again, I am used to having you and everything that hurts you.

The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone who makes you want to be gentle.

Introduction: There is no despair in life. Despair lies in your own heart not being opened. If you close your heart and let it fall into darkness, how can your life be bright! A closed heart is like a room without windows, and you will always be in darkness. But in fact, it's just a layer of paper around, which will break when poked, and there is a bright sky outside.

1. If one day, a person who can't come back disappears, a person who can't live without leaves doesn't matter. Time will bring you the right person. Before that, all you have to do is take good care of yourself.

2. Happiness means sticking to what you should stick to, giving up what you should give up, cherishing what you have now, and not regretting what you have decided.

3, after breaking up, don't recall the sweet past, because it will make you more painful; Don't doubt his decision, because he has already decided; Don't try to save it, because it's not worth it; Don't worry that missing him will be the scariest thing in your life. He is not afraid to miss you. What are you afraid of? Don't be afraid that you are about to fall into a loveless life, because that is impossible. After breaking up, please move forward smartly, because the person who deserves it is not far away.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

The best way to get back at a man is to be his daughter in the next life. Think about it, cry and yell at him, and he will have to coax you, and he will never be rude again. You can be shameless by swiping his card. Let the class teacher lecture him if his grades are not good. "With this virtue, you can raise such a daughter!" I remember desperately talking about failed love, which made him so distressed that he wanted to hit those boys with a broom.

6. If you appreciate me, please sit still and look forward to it, and I will make you appreciate it even more. If you are jealous of me, please stay away, because I will make you more jealous. If you think I'm refined, I am. If you think I'm pretentious, I am. If you think I'm arrogant, I won't argue. If you think I'm tacky, I will snicker. If I don't accept all the jealousy, anger and insults you have given me, they still belong to you!

7. If one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because it is full of you. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there. If one day, in a noisy city, we pass by, I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that I once loved that person. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. Actually, I just touched myself.

8. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore. There is a person, you always say you want to let him go, but you can't help but pick him up again. There is a person, you really want him to be happy, so you would rather not be happy; There is a person who smiled when you left him, but when you turned around, you were in tears.

9. Holding hands together in the street for one day is passion, holding hands together in the street for one year is love, holding hands together in the street for five years is affection, holding hands together in the street for ten years is affection, and if we can still walk together in the street after 30 years, that is love.

10, wear your own shoes, don't blindly compare, don't cut your feet to fit your shoes, the key is to fit your feet, and the key is to walk easily and find your own way.

1 1. Actually, the other person doesn't like you, and it's no use chasing you. The other person likes you, there is no need to dig deeper. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but most of them will break up in the end. Because love is not touching, you are not his ideal partner, even if you are accepted for a while, you will leave you when you meet someone he likes in the future.

12, men and women are two completely different animals. For example, salt and sugar look so similar, but they are absolutely different in essence. Otherwise, how can there be so many misunderstandings?

13, women will remember the man who made her laugh, and men will remember the woman who made him cry, but women will always be with the man who made her cry, but men will be with the woman who made him laugh.

14, there are two kinds of youth crisis, one is not knowing the way out of the struggle, and the other is not knowing the reason for the struggle. There are two kinds of midlife crises. One is to wake up in the morning and rely on your own people. No one can rely on themselves. I woke up another morning, all my dreams came true, and there was no impulse in my mind. There are two kinds of pension crisis: one is that people die and the money is not spent; One kind of money is spent, and people are not dead.

15, I want to travel with you one day and go to places I have never been. No luggage, no backpack, no computer, no cell phone. Go to a place. The best thing in my heart is always on the road with you, catching the last meteor, sitting on the highest mountain, listening to music, talking about movies, eating casually. When I crossed the mountain stream that day, I was not old, and you were still there.

16, believe in yourself but don't refuse tears; Believe that money can bring happiness, but don't pay for it all your life; Believe in fate but don't wait blindly; Believe in love but don't require perfection; Believe that human nature is good, but don't forget to lock the door.

17, forever, love will not be romantic forever. Don't tell me about perfection. There are few perfect marriages in the world. Real life is ordinary and simple, and three meals a day are endless. Never give up, just feelings, care for each other without vows.

18, before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up. Sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness.

19, when we go from ignorance to thoroughness, we have to take some detours and get some injuries. This is the symbol of our journey and the price of our growth. Don't avoid it because of fear, and don't refuse it because of protection. Some people and things, only experienced, you can taste the world. Some detours will hurt, but only temporarily; Some of them seem to have taken a detour, and we bypassed them. However, that kind of pain has never dissipated.

20. Be a strong woman, face it calmly, experience it bravely, and forget the people and things that have disappeared. Those who can't have, know how to give up, and those who can't touch learn to hide in the snow. Instead of indulging in the past, it is better to bathe in the sunshine, throw away sadness and loneliness, get rid of helplessness and indifference, stop being afraid of the unknown, and don't be blindly confused. Tell yourself: I can.

2 1, can someone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability? He will cover my eyes with his big palm before my tears fall and whisper that my eyes look best when I smile. He will put my head on his shoulder when I am wronged, telling me that I never need to pretend to be strong in front of him, telling me that "even if everyone doesn't believe in you, there is still me."

22, you must wait, don't be disappointed, don't hesitate. In such a big world and such a long life, there will always be someone who makes you want to be gentle.

23. On the road of life, there is one road that everyone must take, and that is the detour when he is young. How can you grow up without tripping, hitting the wall or breaking your head?

24. If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again. Love is a song that can never be sung in life. People may experience many kinds of love in their life, but don't let love become a kind of harm.

25. Everyone will be inferior to others in technology and depend on others sometimes. Don't feel ashamed, and don't feel inferior. We are all human beings, mixed in the stream of people and living an ordinary life. When others ignore you, laugh at you, criticize you and frame you, you should learn to master your own rhythm. As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, everyone has pain; Don't lose yourself, cheer up is better than anything.

26. If we can't be together, it means that we have no fate. Since there is no fate, there is nothing to regret not being together.

27. Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, suddenly looking back, we found that it has been very light, very light. We think love is deep, deep, and the years to come will let you know that it is only shallow, very shallow. The deepest and heaviest love must grow with time.

28. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. Life has its ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything. The greatest happiness in life is to firmly believe that someone loves me. Don't forget the past, but let it go. Because there is tomorrow, today will always be just the starting line. Simple life is charming, simple heart is happy; Learning to be simple is not simple.

29. Inner memory will erase bad things and beautify good things. It is because of this function that we remember the past vividly.

When you like me, I don't like you. When you love me, I like you. I fell in love with you when you left me. You walk too fast, otherwise I can't keep up with you. We missed Noah's Ark, we missed Titanic, we missed everything that was thrilling and not thrilling, and we will continue to miss it.

3 1, even the best things will be lost one day; No matter how deep the memory is, there will be a day to forget it; People who love again will go far one day; No matter how beautiful the dream is, it will wake up one day. Fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

32. When we look at other people's lives, we always like to magnify their happiness and ignore their misfortunes, so other people's lives are happy. When we look at our lives, people always like to reduce their happiness and expand their troubles, so we always have too much dissatisfaction with our lives.

33. Don't think that never quarreling is sweet, and don't think that everything is comfortable. Quarrel is communication, and disagreement is to express his true wishes to you. Never arguing means never communicating, and never having different opinions means suppressing your nature. Don't say it's just your idea. It's impossible. There are no two people in the world who always think the same thing.

34. Life is so long that you can't imagine how brave you have to be to bear all the setbacks and sufferings; Life is so short that you can't figure out how to cherish it so as not to lose all your love and blessings. But you should be indifferent. Because no matter how long your life is, you will eventually grow old; No matter how short your life is, you are still alive at this moment.

35, young girls must remember: there is an ideal girl, success will not abandon her; Girls who love life, life will also be full of sunshine and fresh air. In the vast sea of people, as a young girl in her twenties, you must find something that can make your feet stand firmly on the ground. This thing is your great future and life goal.

36. The more familiar friends are, the ruder the conversation is; The more familiar the friend, the more obscene the behavior; The more familiar friends you are, the less you care about joking; The more familiar friends, the more I want to take care of you when I come out to play; The more familiar friends you are, the less you meet and the more you miss; The more familiar you are, the more you scold you when you make a mistake; The more familiar my friends are, the more unhappy I am, and I think of you first. Give it to your friend.

37. If you fall in love with advantages, you may leave because of disadvantages. Love is really not so utilitarian. Falling in love with someone is a kind of heart. Even though he is full of flaws and feelings, there is no argument. This is destiny. Everyone has advantages and disadvantages, but not everyone is destined. When your heart beats, please hold on tight and don't let go. Pass by a thousand times, and you can only hold hands once.

According to psychologist Eriksson's theory of eight stages of life, 8-30 years old is in the stage of "practicing love", and the main contradiction to be solved is the contradiction between "intimacy" and "loneliness". At this age, we are bound to meet love, stand its test and temper, stick our heads out of our own small world, and learn to stick ourselves with others with love-it is an inevitable problem at this age for the frustration and mistakes of love.

39. Everyone's first love is mostly pure. After crossing the first love, love gives birth to many gestures. Some people fall in love at first sight and become romantic; Some people are indifferent and will never come up with the second person they really love; Not everyone is suitable for a lifetime with you. Some people are used to grow up; Some people are used to living together; Some people are remembered for a lifetime; Have you found someone you love?

40. It is easy for two people with different tempers and personalities to fall in love, but it is difficult to live together. Because love can be as long as we are together, but life is realistic for whoever washes the dishes. That's why it's easier to love than to be together. If two people want to live a lifetime, they must be tolerant and have a bottom line. Tolerance makes you peaceful, and the bottom line is the constraint of marriage. Two people can endure within the bottom line, which is the love of life.

Editor's note: The real pain is that there are unknown tears behind the smiling face. Those who pretend to be strong let us stand in the crowd, but they don't know that the crowd has dispersed, and then dignity and dignity fall to the ground in loneliness, and only a piece of land is pieced together into inner loneliness. It took a long time to discover that it was the wine of our life, and only after brewing for a long time can it emit a sweet fragrance. Life is not like this without pain, unhappiness, bitterness and sweetness.

Too late to forget, too late to calculate. Eyebrows are so short, thoughts are so long.

1, I never expect anyone to pity me. I carry everything with me.

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

3. Because it is not a wise choice for a person to give up a city.

4, a boy doesn't need to be too good, as long as he is willing to return the game and listen to you.

5. Be optimistic, be positive, smile more and look in the mirror more.

6. One day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.

7. Whether it's for my wife, my mother or my new female colleague.

8. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

9. Time won't make me forget you, but get used to not having you.

10, too late to forget, too late to calculate. Eyebrows are so short and thoughts are so long.

1 1, life is a simple trajectory, and every story is interpreted with heart, which is a dull repetition.

12. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

13, really a smiling face. I'm used to being sick.

14, know how to listen to other people's suggestions.

15, there are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

16. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, and some people are just a sneeze.

Commitment doesn't mean staying with someone when you have no choice, but it means keeping a relationship with someone even if you have many choices.

18, when others start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

19, so-and-so remembers that you used to be my place, so-and-so let dreams take you away.

20. Just happy things are different. Let's always remember those days when we are about to graduate!