Describe my jokes in one sentence.

I have no money recently, and I don't want to talk. If I don't have money, I can't talk hard. Don't call me for activities over 1 yuan. Every time I look at my circle of friends, I envy you. You are good-looking and rich. You show a necklace or a steering wheel, and (/post/7.html) you go everywhere every day. I can only silently look at the dynamics of your hair and take a bubble from time to time to prove that I am still alive. Whoever feels bad about me will send me a red envelope to get me through this month. Really, I'm so tired. Forget it. I'm going out to wash my hair when it rains, or it will stop raining again!