Friends, who can tell a joke that makes me cry? I want everything that makes me cry.

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman b: ok ... one, two, push, it's back.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ...