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During the Spring Festival, which relatives have you encountered that made your teeth itch?
The first one is the relatives who come to my house with their children. After arriving, they often like to bring the children to play in my room. Then the children will ruin my room with all kinds of things, which is impossible to say. He said, "You can't even fight."
Often after they come home, I have to pack them all up again, which is very annoying. Once, my aunt’s granddaughter broke my iPad not long after I bought it.
The final result is that I can only admit that I am unlucky, so now whenever they come during the New Year, I will lock the door of my room to prevent them from entering.
The second type is all kinds of relatives who ask about your situation, such as where you go to school, how your studies are going, and whether you have a girlfriend.
If you have mentioned all the above questions, there will be questions waiting for you below. Should you take the postgraduate entrance examination? If you don’t take the postgraduate entrance examination, you won’t be able to find a good job. Then give an example of which person next to his home passed the exam. How much does a graduate student earn per year?
In fact, I just want to say one thing in my heart, just take care of your own children. You are too worried. My parents don’t care about me so much.
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