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What are the Changsha dialects?

Bamiz Bamiz plays the fool. [Example] Don't play dumb with me, I know it all!

Ban Shiyang made a fool of himself and had no manners. I don't have much money with me today.

Bantuo Bantuo guessed the single and double bet. [Example] A lump of winning or losing is quite big, and thousands of people stand up at once.

Help the old man help the old man, a wage earner. [Example] Old people who should be invited back are not even rude, ignorant or lazy. Carrying sandals

Master Bai Bie knows nothing. Look at him, he can't do anything, he is the master of our general manager Bai.

Basket goods are thin and inferior, and low-grade counterfeit products. I bought a lot of guys in Xiahe Street today, all of which are trivial goods.

No, Niya hair. No, Niya hair is outrageous. He is a rare figure. Bunia Gilles

There are many things that are not delicate. I thought it could be much cheaper, but it will not be exquisite once I know it. [Example] Tickets for Yuelu Mountain 12 yuan are not exquisite.

I no longer like the fragrance of cloth, and the children are disobedient and naughty. [Example] Look, you want to spread the food everywhere!

Step on Cai Yijiu, stop (don't take CMB). Wait a minute. [Example] I stepped on it and got off (ha).

Super Debbie is a very popular poker game, similar to double upgrade. [Example] Speculation is more attractive than hitting ha. Dig the ground.

Chatting with Che Xiukuo, chatting and chatting. [Example] The two brothers talked all night; Incite disorderly talk.

Congshangling of Qi Shangling promotes, assists and strengthens it. I only have one way to climb the mountain, so go ahead. Canopy [near]

Liar, liar. [Example] He is our poke, and you believe in poking Dan! Poke treasure, poke expensive, poke expensive.

When negotiating, the big board demanded a lower price. [Example] 1000 yuan? That must be some boards.

It's great to keep swimming in autumn. [Example] You embrace autumn like a tortoise-the shell is now (wide)!

Hit the mat. Dadianzi goes to bed. [Example] You are still talking nonsense. I want to hit the mat.

Play big tunes to give gifts. [Example] The sound of my uncle and grandfather made me hit another stone. Alas, human feelings are a saw!

Dai Longzi set a trap with a cage, Joe. I told you: you two are blind! Take my cage and go to the police station with me!

The funeral of Tang Shiro. [Example] X's sunspot "Tang" honked his horn last night, so I'm going to (Ke) to help.

Carry a basket, dial a basket, empty gloves, white wolf. In those years, it was really a national entrepreneurship, and even retired people went to various places to carry baskets.

Computer ghost computer ghost neuroticism; A bookworm; Paranoia [for example] says that our computer ghosts are not too innocent; Use electricity to play ghosts.

Taste teasing; Flirting. [Example] I used to be serious, don't adjust my taste; [Example] I don't do anything serious, but I only know how to adjust my taste with my younger sister!

Ignore each other after quarreling with in-laws, especially between children. The two of them are right "in-laws" and are penniless.

Chop one knife, one more, kill. Now, the more acquaintances, the easier it is to cut. Chainsaw (General Electric Company)

Enanga, your father. [Example] Oh, so-and-so, um, is the man's house very loud and practical?

The beard painting method is false, and there is a problem; Lover; With a rich man. [Example] That za road is painted vigorously; Za's cousin draws a beard.

Your uncle Gui Daiye is a bit naive. [Example] Did you poke me expensive? [Guan] Poke expensive, poke expensive.

Harry is a little retarded, unswerving, paranoid and tasteless. [Example] He is an oil addict and has numerous pimples all the year round. [Near] Ha particle, ha ha ha.

Be free, you stinky Hambaran. What a mess. He checked the scene and left some leisure time to rot.

Hong Zicai flattered and praised him. [Example] West Masako still likes to sip vegetables, and when she is praised, her ass is full of energy.

Sun Zihua's grandson is the black sheep of his family and a naughty boy. [Example] Uh-huh, grandson of Zahua, if you don't listen, I'll knock you two chestnut shells!

Squeeze toothpaste, squeeze high, rack your brains and slow down. Every time he is asked to write a composition, he follows like toothpaste, and he can't write a word for a long time.

Hemp seed is not authentic. [Example] It's extra large!

It's cheap to pick up baskets. [Example] Want to bang! Otherwise, it will send a lot of baskets to pick up. It's so good that he picked up a basket!

Call the skull, call the skull unconvinced, and yell. Stop it, I'll knock you to death.

Siren siren [example] aren't you afraid of using your car license plate to make a short siren?