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The happier, the happier.
B: Huh? Festival? What festival? Is today your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring a red envelope! (make a gesture to ask for a red envelope)
A: What a mess! His birthday has already passed!
Oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?
No way. You don't even know what day it is.
Why should I know? Is today important?
A: Of course! It's a festival for teachers and students in our school!
Oh, I see, today is National Day!
Ah, 1 1 o'clock is long past!
It was Teachers' Day! Let's wish all teachers in the world a happy holiday.
A: Wait, wait, wait. Wrong again!
Is that labor day?
A: (Laughter) Did the holiday of 5. 1 make you sleepy? (touching each other's forehead)
B: Go, go, you are so stupid! Isn't it an art festival?
I just found out. I was just about to tell you! ! ! !
You're kidding! ! ! !
A: I'm not kidding. The audience doesn't want to see you! ?
B: Ah! I'm a clown?
A: Look at your figure. You are not a clown. Are you an elephant?
A: Well, for the sake of the school art festival, I won't argue with you! Let's wish all teachers and students a happy holiday!
C: (go on stage, probe, look)!
Yes, but I can't!
A: Ah! What are you up to?
B: There are too many things to be busy, and the school art festival is about to open.
A: Then hurry up! ! Go to the art festival! ! ! !
C: Impossible! I haven't prepared the program yet!
B: What about that? What's on?
C: Speak in the same tone!
A: I know how to say cross talk! Pay attention to eating and drinking Lazar.
B: No way! It should be: daily necessities.
That must be Four Treasures of the Study!
A: daily necessities are the four treasures of the kitchen. No, cross talk is about speaking, learning, teasing and singing.
C: Then let's go!
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