Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The happier, the happier.

The happier, the happier.

Hello, happy holidays!

B: Huh? Festival? What festival? Is today your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring a red envelope! (make a gesture to ask for a red envelope)

A: What a mess! His birthday has already passed!

Oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?

No way. You don't even know what day it is.

Why should I know? Is today important?

A: Of course! It's a festival for teachers and students in our school!

Oh, I see, today is National Day!

Ah, 1 1 o'clock is long past!

It was Teachers' Day! Let's wish all teachers in the world a happy holiday.

A: Wait, wait, wait. Wrong again!

Is that labor day?

A: (Laughter) Did the holiday of 5. 1 make you sleepy? (touching each other's forehead)

B: Go, go, you are so stupid! Isn't it an art festival?

I just found out. I was just about to tell you! ! ! !

You're kidding! ! ! !

A: I'm not kidding. The audience doesn't want to see you! ?

B: Ah! I'm a clown?

A: Look at your figure. You are not a clown. Are you an elephant?

A: Well, for the sake of the school art festival, I won't argue with you! Let's wish all teachers and students a happy holiday!

C: (go on stage, probe, look)!

Yes, but I can't!

A: Ah! What are you up to?

B: There are too many things to be busy, and the school art festival is about to open.

A: Then hurry up! ! Go to the art festival! ! ! !

C: Impossible! I haven't prepared the program yet!

B: What about that? What's on?

C: Speak in the same tone!

A: I know how to say cross talk! Pay attention to eating and drinking Lazar.

B: No way! It should be: daily necessities.

That must be Four Treasures of the Study!

A: daily necessities are the four treasures of the kitchen. No, cross talk is about speaking, learning, teasing and singing.

C: Then let's go!