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What happened to the hurtful sentence?
2. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
You said that you should either fool around all day or make a fuss about something. You said you would do something else.
I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?
Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there is no sound in front of people like a grass dog sleeping in the stove in winter.
6. Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.
7. It's all my poor eyesight. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain to wear around your neck.
8. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.
9. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone.
10, after so many years, I finally see the difference between you and a dog! You look a little human!
1 1. Please forgive me for trampling and insulting your friend who has suffered from mental trauma, excessive brain stimulation and extreme paranoia.
12, you are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks; Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.
13, don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture.
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