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I came out without taking off my pants.

A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant.

"Dude, I really envy you, so fast."

"I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

Zhao Di

A woman who was about to give birth could not bear the pain of childbirth, so she said angrily to her husband, "It's all your fault. You can't touch me again. " After giving birth to a child, a woman holds her newborn daughter in her arms and discusses her husband's name. Finally, the woman hinted, "Dear, let's call it' Zhao Di'."

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Mom asks questions.

Mom: "Son, son! Come on! "It's so easy!" What is this? "

Son: "'this is too simple'."

Mom: "Why not make it simple?"

Son: "Oh, it's so easy!" "

Mom: "You didn't think I would hit you, did you?"

After speaking, he taught his son a lesson.

Then, my mother asked again:

"What do you mean by the word' what'?"

Son: "What?"

Mom: "What do I mean by' what'?"

Son: "What!"

Say that finish, the mother taught her son a lesson again. ...

After the punishment, mother asked again:

"Well, I'll ask you again. It's okay to tell mom."

Son: "Um U_U~"

Mom: "What do you often hear' fuck'?"

Son: "(whoops) ..."

MM wants to fart

A woman wants to fart on the bus, but she doesn't know what to do. Suddenly Beethoven's Symphony of Destiny sounded in the bus, and she naturally solved it with music: boom, boom, boom, boom. Watch other passengers' reactions while snickering, huh? They all stared at her with their noses covered. It turned out that the Symphony of Destiny came not from the car radio, but from her walkman.

Don't be stingy

When the big fool entered the country, he brought a myna.

The customs officer stopped him and said, "Sir! You myna also have to pay taxes. "

"How much should I pay?"

"Live 50 yuan, if it is a specimen, it only needs 15 yuan!" At this time, I heard myna hoarse and shouted, "What a fool! Don't be stingy this time! "

Hands are too wet.

A few days ago, my colleague Xiao Zhao bought a second-hand bicycle for 30 yuan. I just rode for a day, and my back tire was flat, so I pushed it to the garage opposite the company to have it repaired. Just two days after it was repaired, the front wheel burst again, so Xiao Zhao went to the garage again. As soon as I saw the tire burst, the master replaced it with a new one. One day later, he asked the master to change the brake line, and two days later, he changed the brake shoe. ...

Yesterday, he went out on business by bike, and he fell off the chain 10 times in just three stops. When he visited the car repair booth again, the master looked sad and said, "Dude, please, go to another place to repair it." Can I help you pay? " You come to me all day, others think my hands are too wet, and no one dares to come to me to repair my car for days ... "

Old farmer and donkey

One day, an old farmer drove his donkey cart into town to sell vegetables. After entering the city, the donkey rampaged, and the old farmer whipped it and scolded, "You think you are a police car! Hit whoever you want. " After selling vegetables, I went home. Once out of the city, the donkey dragged the car to the vegetable field to eat some vegetables for a while, and then ran to the wheat field to eat wheat. The old farmer slapped him and scolded, "You think you are a cadre and you can eat anywhere!" On the way home, the donkey saw the fishing net hung by his neighbor and jumped up excitedly and stepped on it. As a result, the old man was forced to pay for fishing nets, and the old farmer was whipped and scolded: "You think you are 169, and you can surf the Internet if you want to!" The donkey was anxious and kicked the old man. The old man said sadly, "You think you are Bambusa bambusa. You can kick whoever you want ..."

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