Who knows a funny joke?

Li Shuang died, and his family burst into tears at home: Cool! Cool! Their neighbors saw it and asked them what was going on. They said, great, great.

Several people went to the restaurant to eat, and the waiter was new.

After everyone was seated, the host said "tea, miss" and the waiter checked the number from the beginning.

The host asked, "Miss, what are you?"

The waiter said, "This is a dog's".

Then I went to tortoise soup and tortoise.

The host said, "Miss, you can give points."

Miss, I looked at turtle soup and that bastard, and I was embarrassed.

The host said, "What's the matter?"

The waiter said, "There are seven of you and six assholes. How do you divide them? "

After waiting for a while, everyone was drinking turtle soup. The host said, "Miss, you can divide the turtle meat."

The waiter said, "The tortoise drinks soup."

The wine was almost finished, and the rice was served. The host politely said to everyone:

There is nothing delicious on the table today. Let's get together and have a simple meal. "

Therefore, everyone, as long as they are from China, should not argue all day, making people think that China people have this virtue, "There is nothing good on the table."

Someone bought a car with license plate number 00544 (let me try). He was overjoyed and was driving in the city when he was suddenly hit. He was furious, but when he got off the bus and looked closely, he felt speechless. The other car number is: 44944 (just try it)!

A couple took a nursing child to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the child cried, the woman quickly undressed and the waiter stopped her. The woman is furious: Isn't that ok? The waiter said: it is ok to show your chest, but you can't bring your own drinks.

A farmer went to the garage and took out 2000 yuan: buy a Santana. Shop assistant: What? Farmer: Santana 2000 is written at the door. Shop assistant: You go to the Mercedes-Benz 600 opposite.

The dentist examined the patient's mouth: "There is a big hole in your tooth! There is a big hole. " Patient: "There is a hole, but it goes without saying twice." Dentist: "I only said it once." That's an echo. It is an echo. "

Part I: Hahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Transverse criticism: neuropathy

The tortoise and the snake go to the park with only one ticket. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the eagle who cut the ticket said, stop. The tortoise and the snake panicked, and the eagle said, look at your tortoise, wearing a tie!