What test compositions are there to tell jokes to your family?

Do you want to know about my family? Let me tell you something:

Let's start with my dad. My father is good at telling jokes, but his jokes are not pure jokes. What, what kind of jokes are they? Hehe, you will know after reading the following story. After dinner, my father told me the joke of 1 as usual: "Once upon a time, there was a man, 1, with a long bamboo pole on his shoulder, who was going to be transported to the city to be the flagpole of the inn." But when he got to the gate, he found that he couldn't get into it, because he was leaning on a bamboo pole, and the gate was certainly not that wide. Colleagues gave him the method of 1-if the bamboo pole is cut into 1 sections, can't it enter the city gate? The man also thought about it and did as his peers said. As a result, although I entered the city gate, I couldn't be the flagpole of the inn. "Now you know, dad's jokes make sense!

Okay, dad said mom. My mother is a 1 super flower lover. If you don't believe me, go to my house and look at the room, living room and balcony. Where are the flowers that she took good care of? Roses, azaleas, avalokitesvara with thousands of hands, and rich trees ..... make you an eye-opener. Whenever she is angry, all you have to do is say 1: "Wow, your flowers are beautiful." Make sure she's more than half angry. The first thing my mother did when she woke up in the morning was to water the flowers. She said, "Apart from us, these flowers are her favorite."

Finally, talk about me. I seem to have an indissoluble bond with animals-whenever I am alone at home, there are always two birds flying from the balcony and twittering and greeting me; The fish tank at home is always idle, with a few lively and beautiful little goldfish; I also raised 1 cute and timid bobo. In short, land, sea and air were occupied.

1 a joking father, 1 a mother who loves flowers, and I love animals, forming 1 a harmonious family.