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1, the husband's weight has exceeded 100 kg. Every time I walk with my daughter, my daughter will say, "Dad, your body is so shaky when you walk, and you get bored when you look at it."

My husband was stimulated to go to the gym for two months.

On this day, he showed off in front of his daughter: "Look, I have muscles."

The daughter looked at it, touched it again, nodded with satisfaction and said, "Dad, you are really much better than before, from' looking boring' to' fat but not greasy'."

2, a sister paper, my brother is very fat, one day, he slept naked, fleshy.

Me: "Brother, you should lose weight. Mimi is so big. "

He said, "Sister, you are jealous of me!"

3. Before going to bed tonight, I took a shit in WC, and my mother asked in the kitchen, "Do you eat braised eggs?"

I replied, "Go ahead and save one for me!" "

As a result, my mother blurted out: "Pull, let's eat together after pulling!" "

Because the temperature of air conditioner is too low, I wake up dizzy and I can't stop sneezing. I struggled to get up and get ready to make breakfast. My husband said, "Don't do it. I went downstairs to buy ready-made ones. "

I was particularly moved by my husband's concern and returned to the bedroom beautifully.

The son playing computer in the bedroom said, "It's not that I won't let you do it. Dad is afraid that you will sneeze and fall into the pot. "