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The writing direction of the novel. . . . . . In today's novels, the protagonist gradually upgrades and the enemies gradually become stronger. Can you come up with something new?

The following complaints

As a reader’s point of view

After reading too many novels, I am very tired of thinking in a fixed way. After I dug up a novel on one theme, I went to dig another. Yes, I got tired of watching movies about girls, so I went to watch movies about boys. The reader's aesthetic sense will be tired, this is fundamental after all.

Recently, I thought it was quite funny. Why do biological brothers and sisters in romances separate after they know their blood relationship? Why do the heroines dare not step out? Later, I learned that there is a kind of taboo subject in the world. Incest really satisfied my heart which was full of holes and aggrieved by the bombing. After watching too much of "Beautiful Boys, Lily, Females and Bestiality", I dragged on for dozens of chapters and refused to have sex. After partially satisfying my YY desires and looking at how many MB are left, GB’s book will give up the article and move on to other articles. In fact, I have been challenging my reading limits. Now I can click on this book to read it. Author, you write with your heart, and don’t give it to me, a reader whose brain is already in a semi-divided state, with such confusing logic and mental disorder. Can you tell me about an overly complicated plot?

It has to be said that writers sometimes have such attitudes. One kind writes by oneself and makes oneself happy, and the other kind writes by oneself makes others happy. But I believe that the first type has almost been hunted to extinction by the butcher's knife of this real network society. Nowadays, most authors look at the readers of the times with a materialistic perspective, and do what they like in order to make themselves famous. It is understandable that it is very perseverant to write articles for so long and stay in your nest with your own little book and wait for thousands of readers to come. However, some authors think they are innocent and have been writing rosy articles waiting to fly to the sky. In fact, what the editors and readers behind the scenes are pursuing is just a by-product that adapts to the fast and refreshing consumption process of modern times. Who is willing to wait for half a year for a sour and meaningless article? ——Unless the structure of this person’s brain is really different from that of ordinary readers.

Sometimes you can’t read a novel seriously. When you encounter a serialized novel that is half-read but lukewarm but still catches your eye, suddenly the author is struck down by some subjective or objective reasons and becomes a eunuch. There are so many cases. I don't want to complain anymore. It would be a waste of water and brain cells after I finish vomiting.

Let’s talk about my history as an author

Because in the past few years, there were too many unfinished works on The Eunuch, and I almost bumped into others hundreds of times while squeezing on the bus in the morning. The underwear colors were the same. At that time, I seriously doubted my character. I was so angry that I felt like crying. So I set out to write books on my own. This profession is as complicated as a big pot of rice. All the third-rate and ninth-rate religions are updated three times a day. How long can I, a grasshopper who updates a thousand words once a week, stay there? ? In 2006, I wrote about JJ and his starting point, one by one, and he became famous. I rushed to the big team and ended up at the bottom. Not to mention the click-through rate, there were a few people who threw bricks and almost hit me for the rest of my life. I met all kinds of weird things. KAO, can I write this into an online novel about the history of blood, tears and sacrifice during the Anti-Japanese War? I would like to add that at that time, I read a lot of advice on writing online articles, joined the Q group and listened to lectures. All the authors looked like elementary school students and asked a lot of questions innocently, including what popular topics and which websites compete. How to create a character, how to develop a writing style, etc., etc. - I was stunned on the spot. I couldn't believe that being an author could be so scary. After a while, I saw some great gods, famous people, etc., and just You can watch it from a distance but don't dare to play with it. I have seen the miserable situation of low-level writers, and since then I have realized that I have to step out of the online literary circle and concentrate on waiting for others to update my articles. Why do I feel uncomfortable sometimes, why should I wait like a little daughter-in-law? We want to carry Hongxing out of the wall and escape - come on, this is a bad joke. In the end, we can't stand the temptation of the update and return to the nest. So, in summary, I’m going to be a shameless article-chaser for the rest of my life, and leave all my criticism to those authors who kill me every day.

My feelings as an online editor

This is not something that one person can bear. I am one of the sacrifices.

I went to the website to apply for a job as an online editor, and after going through all the steps to select a concubine, I couldn’t help but be excited when I got the news of a boss’s admission. I began to imagine that in the future, I would be able to review some VIP-only paid chapters or handwritten by some stallion in the background. Exceeding the standard or something... wrong, this is all an illusion. I only became a small employee during the internship period, responsible for collecting books and observing the author's later development potential after signing the contract, etc. It is already difficult to find an obedient author. , it is even more difficult for me to find a small author who has the potential to develop into a great god in the long term. Often the authors I find are those who have started writing nonsense before they are adults and talking about what they will do after becoming a god. Or something, or the whole group shouted that he had 200,000 words and was invited to sign a contract by many large websites at the same time! I am indignant. I remember that when I opened my new account at JJ Qidian, I only published two chapters of more than 4,000 words and then accepted the letters from the editor. Later, the relationship fell apart due to some superficial reasons. Can I be as showy as you? OK, I have a life. Failure, don't talk about it. Anyway, after I became an online editor, I found that I get easily excited by making complaints. Maybe I’m used to being a hen. When I criticize the author, I always have the tone of hating the iron but not the steel. I find that I am becoming more and more like an angry youth. Okay, When I finally quit the online editing group, I deleted the QQ accounts of innocent little girl writers one by one. I was completely disappointed. The more I look at the essence through the phenomenon, the more I find that I am unable to accept the miscellaneous things behind the online articles. In the end, I just accept that I can read the article in peace and don't ask for trouble.

A word of truth, brother, don’t be too serious. If you can’t read a single article sincerely, just make up your own mind. Hi - From my personal point of view, I slapped myself in the face after writing this, and my words were so emotional, but these are my true words from the bottom of my heart, the product of two hours of typing. Take a look, just calm down and smile. I will decide now. He is no longer as powerful as he was then.