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I have a bad father. How to write a composition?
Dad always gets up early every morning, and then he starts to wake my mother and me. If we don't get up, he has many tricks: turn up the stereo and put his cold hands under the bed to ice me. If we don't get up, he will pull the quilt away at once. My mother and I protested loudly, almost hoarse, but he was laughing proudly.
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Once, my mother and I were playing idioms solitaire's game, and my father was the audience. When I recited "pull out the seedlings to encourage", I suddenly asked my father to take the next word. Father certainly didn't know, but he refused to give up and thought for a while.
The son said, "They are all dead!" "I said," No, the next word is: in vain! ""Dad said irrationally, "All the seedlings have been pulled out, and they must all be dead!" "My mother and I both laughed out of tears.
2. I have a bad father who wrote 500 words and commented. My father was born on Children's Day, which may be the reason why he will never grow up.
Although he is 35 years old, he is as naughty and humorous as a child. Dad always gets up early every morning, and then he starts to wake my mother and me.
If we don't get up, he has many tricks: turn up the stereo and put his cold hands under the bed to ice me. If we don't get up, he will pull the quilt away at once.
My mother and I protested loudly, almost hoarse, but he was laughing proudly. Another time, my mother and I were playing idioms solitaire, and my father was the audience.
When I recited "pull out the seedlings to encourage", I suddenly asked my father to take the next word. Of course, my father didn't know, but he wouldn't give up. He thought for a moment and said, "They are all dead!" I said, "No, the next word is: in vain!" " "Dad said unreasonably," All the seedlings have been pulled out, and they must all be dead! " "My mother and I both laughed out of tears.
My bad father's composition My bad father is tall, with short hair and snow-white skin. That's my bad father. When he is angry, it's like a volcano erupting.
Every weekend, as soon as the homework assigned by the teacher is finished, this "bad" father takes out several test papers and says, "Digest well", alas! "It's endless homework rustling away, endless papers rolling in". Once, my mother came home from work and got an imported apple from the company. As soon as my mother came back, she went into the bathroom. Father pretended to make a phone call, picked up the apple and went into the kitchen. Think about it. The father ate the only imported apple in a few bites and let me look everywhere. Finally, I found out that it was my father. I cleaned up my bad dad. Another time, my father took me to the ballet at night and we crossed the street. I was just about to say that he took me to the middle of the road. Suddenly, I saw a traffic policeman in front of me, so my father quickly hid by the car. When the traffic police left, my dad took my hand and ran forward, regardless of the willy-nilly I almost broke down. I gave a cry and my father stopped when he saw me. Tell me, is my father "bad"?
4. How to write a tall and majestic composition when the father of the fifth-grade primary school students loves mountains; Father love is like water, clear and sweet; Father's love is like fire, warm and strict.
In our life, fatherly love is not as great as maternal love, it is ordinary and ordinary; Father's love is not as deep as mother's love, leaving traces in life; Fatherly love is not as beautiful as maternal love, and it is scattered in life. One afternoon, my father asked me to do my math homework.
I went back to my room and sat down. Instead of picking up a pen, I picked up three magazines and read them. I thought to myself: watch it for a while, dad won't find out! So I looked up happily, but I didn't know that two hours had slipped away from my fingertips.
Suddenly, the door opened! "Very well! How much homework have you done? " I was so scared by this sentence that I jumped up from my chair. "You give me come here! Don't do your homework and read magazines here. 12 Do you want to sleep? Do you know that junior high school is coming? How precious time is now! Why don't you do your homework and read magazines here! If you don't test well, go to Aerospace Middle School! " Dad's face is flushed and his eyes are as big as two bells. He shouted at me again, "You must finish this set of questions today! Otherwise, don't eat or sleep! I will let you remember it for a long time and see if you dare to waste time in the future! " Then he gave me a hard look and slammed the door.
I just stood there and thought, What bad luck! You can't eat and sleep until you finish the problem! I reluctantly wrote a lot of questions slowly. Sleepiness soon hit, and my eyelids kept "fighting". I rubbed it with my hand and finally separated them. My stomach kept chirping and it was disgusting.
Even if you can drink a bowl of porridge! Dad is so cold-blooded! Does he really have the heart to watch his baby daughter starve? You must endure hunger! Who told me to waste my time! Do the problem quickly, and be sure to do it quickly next time! It took three hours to finish the problem. "Come, very good! I've heated the dish again, so hurry up and eat! " Dad became so amiable at this time. "Don't do this next time. This is a critical moment. You have to study hard, or where will you go in junior high school? " I'm worried about you, too! "I looked up at my father. My black hair has turned white now, and my smooth forehead now has several deep wrinkles.
I just found out: Dad worked too hard for * * *, and he is old. The father is strict but caring.
Dad used punishment to let me know to cherish time and plan my study and life well. Thank you, Dad.
5. My "bad dad" [my "bad dad"]
I have a bad father. He works in the Zhi Zhi Police Department. Why do you say he is a "bad father"? Listen to me:
Usually I like my father to send me to school, but he always says he is not available; Sometimes he promised to accompany me to the park on the rest day, but when it was time, he said he didn't have time to accompany me. What he says often doesn't count, my "bad father". I usually promised to go home at 8-9 pm to help me check my homework, but I didn't see his "my bad father" written by his pupils when I was going to sleep. Sometimes people who don't see him after getting up in the morning, I thought he didn't come home at that time, but my mother said he had got up to catch thieves. You say, my father is not good?
But I still like this "bad dad". According to my mother, my father will help me check my homework every night when I come back. Whenever he is free at home, he often teaches me to keep a diary, write a composition and do math. I also heard from my mother that my father wore a big red flower to the stage to receive the prize for the second time this year.
Father is really a "bad father" that I love and hate.
[My Bad Dad] Essay: What is failure? Nothing, just a step closer to success; What is success? That is, after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.
6. Write a bad composition about dad. Only dad is bad in the world.
what is love ? Love is giving your seat to your grandparents on the bus; Love is to give parents a cup of hot tea after a hard day's work; love is to help students in trouble. However, dad's love is always selfless.
Dad, as the saying goes, "Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a baby." But I think you are as important to me as my mother. Whenever I make a mistake, you always criticize and educate me so seriously. Whenever I say something strange, you always patiently guide me to correct my bad habits; Whenever I am sick, you care about me and take care of me until I fully recover; Whenever I don't finish my homework, you are so anxious to ask me to finish my homework and go to school.
Ah! Dad, the earth does not tolerate dad's love; The sea is not as deep as dad's love; Clouds are not as white as dad's love; Flowers are not as brilliant as dad's love; Gold is not as dazzling as dad's love; Gems are not as shiny as dad's love.
Dad, you are a tall and straight oak tree, and I am the grass around you; You are my umbrella. Let me thrive under your care. This is the love of my great father.
7. Composition I have a good father ""Dad, Dad, Dad, I have a good father … "Every time I hear this song, I think of my father.
Dad is 40 years old, with a flat head and bright eyes. Dad is a soldier, so he still retains some military styles.
Dad always encourages me when I am helpless and tired, and gives me a warm harbor of strength. Once, I was seriously ill and had to be hospitalized. It was only half a month before the final exam, and I was worried about my study. Dad seems to see my mind and accompany me to make up lessons every day. Whenever I wake up, I always see my father's haggard face, and sometimes I cry quietly when my father changes the urinal. Finally, three days before the final exam, I recovered and was discharged from the hospital. In the final exam, I did better and got the third place in the whole school. There was a gratified smile on dad's face. Because my father is a soldier, he is also very strict with me. But he never hit me or scolded me, but taught me patiently. Once, I failed in the exam, and the total score of Chinese was only 150. I want to go home. My father will hit me, but he doesn't. I just said seriously, "It doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. Come again next time. I won't blame you as long as you try your best. Summarize the reasons for this failure and try to do well in the next exam. Failure is the mother of success, and I will always support you. " Of course, there are no perfect people in the world, and my father is no exception. Dad loves drinking and often gets drunk. He vomited and vomited when he was drunk, and he was unconscious. My mother and I always take care of it. I wish dad would stop drinking. This is my father. He is one of the most grateful people in my life; He is the closest, most admired and admired man in my life. I love my father.
I have a good father.
I remember a song I loved to sing when I was a child, Good Dad and Bad Dad, which was innocently sung in my heart. I grew up and got to know my father's image again. I am proud of having a good father!
My father is a man with a distinct personality. Sometimes if I make a mistake, my father will be very strict until I understand a truth and treat the philosophy of life correctly. But usually my father is always very kind and kind, and plays with me. Are you saying I don't like it?
My father is a nosy "Sister Ma". He is always there when things happen. He helps the weak and helps the strong, and upholds justice. I appreciate my father's sense of justice. As a lawyer, he always helps people with lawsuits conscientiously. He has to read the complaint again and again for fear of making a punctuation mistake. Homework is the same, even if punctuation is wrong, you should say it n times. My father is a lawyer and has a good professional ethics. Unlike other lawyers, he doesn't want to take more cases. Dad often said: "It's better to have fewer cases, so that there will be no disputes and social order will be fine!" " "
My dad is still the standard new good man. He often buys food, washes dishes and does housework, and takes good care of our family. It can also be said that dad is an admirable lawyer outside, but he is our "nanny" at home. He also loves studying and writing. He has set up his own legal website to answer people's legal questions for free. Everyone he helped was grateful to him.
He is not only my good father, but also my old friend. He raised me and worked hard. Do you think there is any reason why I should not study hard?
8. How to write my dad in the composition "My Dad"
My father is a person who scares me and likes me.
Once I accidentally finished my homework because I was in a hurry to watch TV. After dinner, dad began to check his homework. Looking at it, he frowned and said to me unhappily, "You have miscalculated this question." Say that finish, he then check up. After a while, he found two mistakes in succession. Dad was angry and shouted at me, "Why do you always make mistakes?" How many times have I told you not to be careless, not to be careless! Why can't you change it? "Say that finish, he gave me a hard press on the head. I stole a look at him, only to see my father's two big eyes stare into an "O" shape, and his thick black eyebrows seem to stand up, just like a big tiger, which is terrible!
Dad is very demanding of me. Seeing that I was always careless, he wrote me a request to do the problem. I think my father is too fierce, so I gave him two suggestions: one is not to be fierce at will, and the other is to be reasonable. I found some idioms describing my father from the dictionary and told them to my father: "eyeing", "flying into a rage", "flying into a rage" and "flying into a rage" ... My father couldn't help laughing.
Dad is fierce when he is angry, but he is usually easy-going. Once, when my father was happy, I said to him, "It's really unlucky to be a child. Can't be mean to adults. " Dad said, "Then I'll make you angry once." I think it's time for revenge. I first pressed my father's head, then pinched his neck, and finally gave him a good beating with all my strength. I didn't think it was enough, so I jumped on him and messed up his hair, and then I said to him, "You are unkempt this time." At this time, dad is like a big sheep. No matter how much I toss him, he won't get angry.
Dad still likes to play with me. At this time, he has many bad ideas. Once, my father let my face relax, then put his hands on both sides of my mouth and suddenly pinched my mouth and said, "Haha, it's really like Donald Duck!" " "When I was in a hurry, I choked my dad's mouth, and my dad kept his mouth shut. As soon as I saw no, I grabbed it under his arm. Dad smiled, and I took the opportunity to pinch his mouth, and then said, "You are like Donald Duck. You are a fierce Donald Duck. "
Look, this is my father. He is both my elder and my friend. I am both afraid of him and like him.
The footsteps of the senior high school entrance examination are getting closer and closer, and the students are desperately reviewing for the exam, which makes me in a high degree of tension.
But I dare not slack off, although I am exhausted; I really want to close my eyes for a while, but I dare not, although my eyes are already bloodshot.
I can't hold it any longer, try to lift my eyelids and look out. Within sight, only street lamps stood there alone, giving off a faint light. The air was silent, and it must have been late at night-the confusion of my brain made me unable to tell the difference between innocent day and night, so I studied day and night.
Tired eyes, slow reaction. I decided to take a nap for five minutes. But as soon as my head touched my arm on the table, I fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took, but in a trance, a pair of calloused big hands gently touched a few locks of hair that covered my eyes, and then gave me a push: "Son, how can you sleep here?" You'll catch cold. "Oh, it turns out that my father comes home from work at this time every day.
"I didn't fall asleep ... I just felt itchy in my eyes ... I closed my eyes a little." In order not to let my father see my bloodshot face, I still kept my head down.
"You are too tired, go to bed early! How can your body stand this? "
"Oh, I went to bed after I finished this topic. Dad, you've been busy all day. Go to bed first! "
Father left helplessly and closed the door gently.
But before long, my door was pushed open again. Father brought a steaming cup of tea: "Have some hot tea and go to bed!" " "
"hmm!" I took the hot tea, looked at the figure of my father turning away and nodded deeply.
At this time, my ears suddenly echoed with the words that my father often hangs on his lips: "Don't worry, son, my father works hard to earn money, and he will provide you with education anyway."
Holding hot tea, feeling the temperature of hot air and the fragrance of green tea, chewing the words of father's concern and comfort, tears could not help but flow down.
The hot tea in the cup is faint and fragrant, but it feels particularly fragrant when it melts in the father's love.
How can I disappoint my father by drinking this kind of strong tea that blends in with his father's love?
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