Xie Erduo’s funny quotes

I could go on, but I think you already understand what I want to say. The following is the content related to Sheldon's funny sayings that I bring to you. I hope it will be helpful to you. Sheldon Funny Quotes 1

1. If that damn lethal ray works, it won’t be their turn to teach me a lesson.

2. It is impossible for someone to be both beautiful and good at playing video games.

3. This is an annoying mistake.

4. The headboard is always placed away from the door. In ancient times, this was very important to protect people from wild beasts.

5. "I can go on, but I think you already understand what I want to say.

6. I asked for it, who told me to appear in your life

8. I tend to think that "I am making them improve"

9. "I am your boss now, that's what I said." Do you dare not laugh at the joke? "

10. The mechanism of exchanging gifts is completely meaningless. Suppose I go out and spend $50 for you. This is a purely laborious activity. I still have to consider what you need, but only you know What do you need. Then I can make it simple -- just give you the $50, and then you'll give me $50 on my birthday, and so on, until one of us dies and the other old guy gets the better of him. The man is 50 dollars rich. I ask you, is there any benefit to this?

11. What is true?

12. You are dealing with the only people in the Western Hemisphere. One of the three people who can follow your thinking is talking.

13. I said you are an idiot. I want to say that yes, I was wrong and I shouldn't say it. < /p>

14. Homesickness is also a disease

15. This situation is often called a coincidence by people who don’t know the law of large numbers.

16. It's such an honor to appreciate the work of your brain (sarcasm)

17. I'd rather have flies lay eggs in my ears and hatch them

18. Just laugh now. Wait until you need technical support.

19. The mechanism of exchanging gifts is completely meaningless. Suppose I go out and spend $50 on you. This is a purely laborious activity. You have to think about what you need, but only you know what you need. Then I can simplify things - just give you the $50, and then you will give me $50 on my birthday, and so on until we are the winner. If one person dies, the other old guy will be 50 dollars richer than this person. I ask you, is there any benefit to this?

　20. My interest is so good that I think your understanding of English is weak. In my opinion, everything has become kind and charming. Sheldon Funny Quotes 2

1. If I find you are alone tonight, so if you feel bored at some point, please tell me. Don't bother me.

2. That was an embarrassing mistake.

3. If the damn lethal ray works, it won't be their turn to teach me a lesson.

4. Do you know what is most interesting about the cave?

5. This is an annoying mistake.

6. You are doing it. Talking to one of the only three people in the Western Hemisphere who can keep up with your thinking.

7. Just laugh now and I’ll deal with you later when you need technical support.

8. Homesickness is also a disease.

9. It is impossible for someone to be beautiful and good at playing video games.

10. I would rather have flies on me. Ears lay eggs and then hatch. 11. What is true and what is not? How do I know?

12. My interest is so good that your weak understanding of English becomes kind and charming to me.

13. I said you were an idiot. I wanted to say yes, I was wrong and I shouldn't have said it.

14. I am your boss now. Do you dare not laugh at the jokes I tell?

15. Starting today, everything is unreasonable.

16. I could go on, but I think you already understand what I want to say.

17. The headboard is always placed away from the door. In ancient times, this was very important to protect people from wild beasts.

18. This situation is what people who don’t know the law of large numbers often call a coincidence.

19. I asked for it. Who told me to appear in your life and be so cute and important!

20. It’s such an honor to appreciate the work of your brain (sarcasm).