Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I just said, "Comrades, I got paid today." I was scolded by my colleagues. How can I fight back?

I just said, "Comrades, I got paid today." I was scolded by my colleagues. How can I fight back?

There are two ways. The first way is spike. Just as he said you were a beggar, you said beggars can be emperors. You should have a quick reaction to this. Because this argument will delay, master, you won't have such eloquence. This is the worst policy.

The second one didn't even look at her. The biggest contempt is silence, not even turning your eyes. Best strategy