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52 sentences about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

1, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, far fragrant and near smelly, annoying is that the face is big and self-aware.

2. The bride is a newly-married mother, so the new mother and the old mother must be the most difficult relationship in the world.

Remember your mother-in-law's birthday. If you are by her side, you will have a lively birthday. If you are not around, at least call to say hello.

4, she has a minor illness and pain, accompany her to see a doctor, ask her to massage, take a pill or a glass of water, be caring and attentive.

5. Spend more time with the elderly and listen to their nagging. Old people like someone to chat with, and listen to them more when they have time.

6. My wife also has a name called bride. Think about it. You married a new mother. Can there be no contradiction with the old mother?

7. A capable, responsible and responsible man should say to his daughter-in-law: Your money is yours and mine is ours!

8. Don't criticize your husband in front of your mother-in-law, and don't show how much you two love each other in front of your mother-in-law. She is jealous of you, and she is jealous of you.

9. The mother will teach her son to put on clothes within five years, and the wife will make him take off all his clothes within five seconds after marriage.

10, having a baby is your own life, not your parents'. Educate children by yourself and take full responsibility and work by yourself. Let the elders enjoy their old age.

1 1. When her mother-in-law is in a bad mood and loses her temper, it is not easy to understand her, tolerate her, think from her standpoint and understand her.

12, the essence of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is that two women compete for a man's love, so for the harmony of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, men should take the initiative to assume the responsibility of reconciliation.

13, a good mother-in-law relies on coaxing, remember to praise her mother-in-law, for example, say "your cooking is delicious" after eating her cooking.

14, courtesy is light and friendship is heavy. Let her know that you have her in your heart. For example, clothing purchase in spring, summer, autumn and winter includes buying socks and underwear for her, and buying whatever she lacks.

15, both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law should put down their possessiveness. You know, they came together because they loved the same man deeply. If there is a conflict, it will undoubtedly make him deeply embarrassed.

16, both mother and wife love this man, and the husband need not be afraid that they will fight you to the end. Moreover, only in this way, their goals have shifted, and a quiet day in life has come.

17, don't treat your daughter-in-law as your own daughter, and don't treat your mother-in-law as your own mother; Keep the distance between a bowl of soup and be a measured mother-in-law and daughter-in-law; Then you will all be happy!

18, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not a problem of one party, but the cooperation of both parties, even the cooperation of family members. One day I will be a housewife or a mother-in-law, so I will compare myself and set an example!

19, courtesy is light and friendship is heavy, let her know that you have her in your heart. Perhaps a scarf can buy the old man's heart, or it may become her capital to show off to others, so the reputation of a good daughter-in-law naturally spreads like wildfire.

20. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the hardest. Asking for a daughter-in-law means that you have a "mother" at home to welcome your other "bride".

2 1. Tell your wife as much as possible what your mother likes about her. For example, mothers always praise their daughter-in-law for her ability and ability to talk. She is a daughter-in-law in a thousand. By the way, I bought something for my wife and said my mother bought it for her.

22. Respect and love your mother-in-law, and treat your husband's mother as your own mother to be filial. It is natural for the elderly to be tolerant of some living habits that are different from their own, and to understand that the two generations live in different times and have different ideas.

23, don't be too * * in front of your mother-in-law and husband. "Marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting her mother" is the biggest heart disease of all mother-in-law. The more your husband loves you, the stronger your mother-in-law's sense of loss and jealousy may be.

24. Don't quarrel with your mother-in-law, for whatever reason. Don't worry about trifles. You can turn a blind eye, turn a deaf ear and haggle over every ounce, which will only make it difficult for you to speak. A little unhappy, just laugh it off.

25. Don't blame your daughter-in-law; Everything is to your liking. After all, the daughter-in-law grew up in another family, and her living habits and style of doing things will definitely be different. You know, her daughter-in-law also grew up with the love of her parents.

The most difficult thing to get along with in history is the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. As long as you have a good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and your husband's love behind you, then your marriage will be very secure. Even if he has an affair after middle age, you won't be lonely.

27. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law should also pay attention to seeking truth from facts, be objective and rational, and conform to people's psychological characteristics and needs. The most suitable and ideal relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is close and sparse, close and sparse, not close and not too sparse.

28. Although her mother-in-law is not her biological mother, she is better than her biological mother. Some of her own mothers don't care about their children, but her mother-in-law does. At the same time, she is also the mother of her husband. If you love him, you must love his mother more.

29. You see, handling the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is actually as simple as that! Seeing that two women in the family live in harmony, men can rest assured to work hard outside, and harmonious mother-in-law relationship will also add points to the relationship between husband and wife!

30. The separation of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law seems to be the most thorough way to solve the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. However, some families can't be separated for various reasons, so they can only spend some time to maintain the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, get to know and understand each other more, and pay more and be tolerant.

3 1. treat your daughter-in-law as your own family, treat your daughter-in-law with a family eye, and be more tolerant and caring. You treat your daughter-in-law well, and she can treat your son well. Isn't it a mother's lifelong expectation that a son can have a loving family?

32. In the process of shopping, I not only relaxed my mother-in-law's mood, but also found that they actually like plaid skirts of the same style and curtain tablecloths of the same color. These common languages can be a bridge to build friendship between two people.

33. The so-called mother-in-law relationship is a by-product of marriage. How can two mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who are only interested and have no direct relationship coexist peacefully in one family for a long time?

34. The contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is mostly trivial matters at home, such as who washes clothes and who cooks. These are really reluctant things for men, but if your wife and your mother are at odds, you'd better do them.

35. Different backgrounds, concepts and cultural knowledge inevitably lead to some unhappiness between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. In the event of educating the next generation, the conflict of ideas will be more intense. This may be a problem that every mother-in-law has to face.

Don't try to be brave in front of your mother-in-law Never try to be brave from hair to toes, thinking that you can support the whole world by yourself, and you can't get carried away. On the contrary, in front of your mother-in-law, you should "lean on the small and sell the big" and show weakness in due course.

37. The mother-in-law doesn't treat her daughter-in-law as a daughter, and the daughter-in-law doesn't treat her mother-in-law. Daughter-in-law is daughter-in-law and mother-in-law is mother-in-law, but they should respect each other. They should be like mother and daughter, not asking each other like mother and daughter, but asking themselves like mother and daughter.

38. Although it may be a little bitter and tired, you will soon find that it feels good to be trusted by her. While broadening her horizons, my mother-in-law will naturally be grateful to you, increase her usual entertainment and divert her attention. How can she have time to find fault with you?

Love to eat the same food, plus your mother-in-law is a cook, so much the better. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can study how the dishes in other restaurants are cooked. After a long time, with the friendship of classmates, how high is the probability of friction?

40. The maintenance of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is actually not only the mother-in-law, but also the son/husband who connects the important bridge between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The good relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is actually the result of the joint efforts of three people. For the sake of family happiness, everyone should do his part.

4 1, I heard that my mother-in-law would be jealous because my daughter-in-law took away most of her son's love. I heard that her mother-in-law always wanted to be an authority in the family in order to consolidate her position. It is said that a bad relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will put her husband in the middle. I heard that, too. ...

42. In a small family, the young daughter-in-law certainly wants to play the role of hostess. Therefore, once the mother-in-law forcibly enters the small family life and tries to override the family with her own values, she will manage and influence her son's daughter-in-law's life with her own will, which will inevitably bring harm and pain.

43. Looking at the family with tangled relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, we can find that in the face of the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the husband is completely inactive or in a weak position. To balance the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law husband, on the one hand, the husband should realize that this is his own responsibility, and secondly, he should learn how to deal with the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

44. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has always been difficult, which is a difficult problem in interpersonal relationships, and this problem cannot be avoided, which really makes many people have a headache. Men and women who have never been married may not be very clear about how difficult the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is. The following are some common problems in getting along with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, so as to prevent problems before they happen.

45. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult. The new wife has just entered a family and has to face everyone in this family. A clever new wife will first get rid of the mistress of this family-mother-in-law. Winning the mother-in-law's favor is very helpful to stabilize the new wife's position at home.

As a daughter-in-law, I feel that I spend my own money and buy whatever I want. Why do you care about me? When the mother-in-law thinks that this daughter-in-law will not live, she must be treated well. This is how the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law arises. Who is right and who is wrong? In fact, there is no right or wrong, but everyone has different consumption concepts.

47. Many daughters-in-law are worried about the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and are unwilling to live with their mother-in-law. Many times, the young couple have to go to work without children, or for other reasons, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have to live together. Then the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is inevitable. In fact, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not so terrible, and it is intimate when handled properly.

48. Not every mother-in-law is very capable. She keeps your home in good order, helps you cook and buy food, and takes care of your children. Maybe she can only do one or two of them well. Never mind, don't worry. You'll be lucky if she can still help you. Some mother-in-law needs your care.

49. My mother-in-law loves her grandson very much and always wants to take care of her children in her own way. However, her daughter-in-law wants to take the children of 2 1 century to consult experts, read parenting books, look up information from the internet, combine Chinese and western, and keep up with the trend of the times. So there are many differences between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and PK wars must happen often.

50. The reason why the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult is more because of the embarrassment of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, rather than the cultivation and personality of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult to get along with. The difficulty is that two women are passively pulled together. The old has nothing to do with the young. Because a man is passively pulled together, they become relatives and have no choice at all.

5 1. My husband grew up under the meticulous care of my mother. Even if she is married, her mother-in-law will still treat her husband as a child and often make her daughter-in-law laugh and cry. They entered her daughter-in-law's room at will and changed the decoration of the room at will. Let life fall into chaos, but my mother-in-law still uses hello as an excuse. How can such a situation not be contradictory?

As a man, he shoulders not only the responsibility of the family, but also the harmony of the family. Only in this way, home is a warm harbor. The two sources of love in the family are desperately "bumped into" because of their common interests, and the "trophy" of "* *" really wants to give you unique love. This behavior is all because of you, so of course you have the responsibility to let two women live in harmony.