Humor, one-liners and classic jokes.

1, the ugly boy must run hard, because others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly if he is fast.

2. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger. I always do it after a big meal.

I went to the canteen to cook. When it was my turn, I said, Ayu, give me an aunt.

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

5, a beautiful skin for 3 thousand and one night, an interesting soul wants a house and a car.

6. Watching time in bed in the morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

7. I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a handsome word runs through my life.

8. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

9. Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!

Humorous

Humor, this is a foreign word, a word translated from sound and meaning, and expressed just right. Humor is transliterated from English, and the word in English comes from Latin, which means "body fluid". The widespread use of humor is attributed to the British humanist dramatist Joan Sheng, who created two works, Everyone has his own quirks and different personalities, both of which are famous for humor. But Lin Yutang was the first person to move this word to China.