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Who has a joke about frogs and princes?

The handsome prince was cursed as an ugly frog for offending the witch.

The witch said that the spell could not be broken until the frog met a girl who really loved him.

Fortunately, the frog finally met the beautiful princess and conquered her heart with his kindness.

The princess said: I believe you, and I want to love you, but you must promise me that no matter what I become in the future.

Son,

No matter beautiful or ugly, poor or rich, healthy or sick, you will always love me and never give up.

Of course the frog agrees.

So the princess kissed him.

The princess seemed to have a premonition of the bad ending. When she kissed him, a drop of clear tears flowed down. Fall on frogs.

Lips.

The spell was finally broken. The frog turned back into a handsome prince in an instant, and he was ecstatic.

But something unexpected happened. The prince found the princess missing.

The position where the princess stood was replaced by an ugly toad.

Toad jumped up, jumped on his instep and looked up at him.

Toad has tears in his eyes. Frogs can't believe it. He has the urge to scream.

When the witch appeared, she satisfiedly smiled:

She is not a princess at all. She is a toad.

Everyone thinks that after the princess kissed the frog, they lived happily ever after. This ending is as calm as water.

So I arranged for a toad to become a princess. She will kiss you to break your spell, and at the same time, she will change.

Give back a toad, which is the price for her falling in love with you.

If she doesn't want to kiss you, then she will always be a princess and enjoy all kinds of love. Unfortunately, she is a

Fool.

She knew her ending, but she still chose to love you.

Now, you keep your promise and spend your life with a toad. Don't forget, you promised her this.

Yes!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

The prince collapsed and he couldn't accept the fact.

This vicious witch pulled him from hell to heaven and from heaven to hell, making him happy and desperate.

Suffering in Poland. This is the witch's real intention.

The prince looked at the toad on the instep. He thought, how can I love her? He shouted in anger and despair and then rushed over.

Get out.

Tragedy happened. He trampled toad to death between his wrong feet.

Toad let out a scream, which made him look back. Even more incredible things followed, and toad became beautiful again.

Beautiful princess. Just, she died, she died at his ruthless feet.

The witch laughed wildly and proudly: Do you think the game is over? Don't! The game has just begun.

You smug frog, let me tell you the truth. She is not a toad, she is a toad.

A real princess.

It is also one of my curses that she becomes a toad. As long as you are willing to kiss her back, she can change from a toad to a princess.

But you don't want to, you can't accept her ugliness, you would rather kill her than love her!

Haha, is this your so-called true love?

The prince cried bitterly: kill me! You killed me! !

The witch said contemptuously, I won't kill you. You cowardly and selfish coward, I want you to live and regret it.

Spend your life with pain!

At the end of the story, the prince and princess didn't actually live a happy life.

She died at his feet, and he struggled with inner condemnation.

Before he died, he repeated this sentence: I only remember a tear in her eyes, I only remember her eyes.

Tears in my eyes.