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Daily humorous chat conversations

1. “I don’t know if it’s the mirror’s fault or my own fault, but I look so handsome no matter how I look at it!”

2. “I started to admire me so quickly. ? Don’t admire me too much, because there are too many people who admire me, and you are destined to not be on the ranking list.”

“But don’t be afraid, I will always give you a piece of my heart.”

3. "Do you think I look familiar? Look carefully. Don't be embarrassed to look at me for too long because I'm so handsome."

4. "Do you think I look familiar again?" Can’t help but miss me? It made me sneeze so many times!”

5. “Do you think a perfect man like me would have no friends?”

6, "Do you like to be praised? Do you like it? What a coincidence, I like it too, come on, give me a compliment."

7, "I found that you have an advantage." "What? Advantages?" "If you compliment me, I'll consider telling you." "Let me just say, your advantage is that you are honest! It's your honor to be together. The look in the eyes of the women passing us shows that they are jealous of you! Do you feel a lot of pressure to be with such an excellent person like me?"

9, "Do you know what the women passing by us think? They are all thinking: Wow! I start to believe in love again!"

"I wonder why, because they see If such an ordinary woman can be with such an excellent man (pointing to herself), will they still doubt love?"

10, "Ordinary people can't touch me, I'm precious? I charge you for touching the items, but for you, it’s free.”