Happy, humorous and positive sentences, funny and humorous

Learn to make happy and humorous witticisms, make yourself happy, and also make others laugh when you chat with your friends. Below are the happy, humorous and positive sentences I compiled, welcome to read!

1. You are not a palette, show me less colors!

2. The bridge that connects souls is understanding, and the road that connects souls is trust.

3. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

4. If the name can determine destiny, I want to change my name. Lots of money.

5. Don’t complain about life all day long. Life won’t even know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

6. Maturity does not mean that the heart grows old, but that you can still smile despite tears rolling in your eyes.

7. If you fall in love, it doesn’t matter if you fall in love later; if I get rich suddenly, please do it now.

8. "You pig" sounds like **, but changing it to "you Peppa Pig" is like praising someone's cuteness.

9. I once passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched, but there were no sparks!

10. What I didn’t say at that time will be used in the future. It's inappropriate to mention it.

11. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

12. If your wife doesn’t waste the family, who will she spend the money she earns?

13. There are only two things I don’t know in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that!

14. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful, I'm really afraid that others won't see me.

15. I think I should lose weight. The last time I donated blood, a hundred milliliters of lard actually leaked out.

16 Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

17. Tomatoes and eggs are a perfect match! No matter what ingredients are added, it is superfluous!

18. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

19. When God closes a door for you, he will also add a lock for you.

20. Those obstacles that are difficult to overcome are not all because of your short legs!

21. I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don’t know exactly. Which half.

22. Of course money cannot buy happiness, but if you have money, others will find ways to make you happy.

23. I like money because I have never suffered from money and I don’t know the disadvantages of money. I only know the advantages of money.

24. If you have humorous eloquence, you will have a priceless wealth that will benefit you throughout your life.

25. If you ask God for help, it means that you believe in God’s ability; if God does not help you, it means that God believes in your ability.

26. There are two types of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are in the middle, so ugly.

27. If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.

28. I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your pointing.

29. Human desire is like a kite. It must be flown but also controlled.

30. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

31. Every time I see a thin person on the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

32. You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll learn to be ugly, and if you’re not smart, you’ll learn to be bald.

33. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.

34. When I was in a long queue, I realized that I was the descendant of the dragon.

35. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

36. Live each day as if it were the last day of your life.

37. To get a wife, you should marry Xiao Shao, to make friends, you should marry Ling Hu Chong, as a man, it is best to marry Qiao Feng, and to hang out, you should marry Wei Xiaobao.

38. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

39. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

40. Think before you act to avoid doing stupid things. Because sloppy actions and words are despicable characteristics!

41. Life is like a dumpling. Whether you are dragged into the water or jump into the water yourself, you are not mature if you don’t wade into the muddy water once in your life.

42. I smile to the sky with my sword across my face, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed.

43. I am a little short-sighted, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

44. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us. .