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An interesting sentence, a choice
1, there is no pie in the sky, but bricks may fall.
The difference between stars and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.
Half the people in the world don't understand what you say, and the other half don't want to listen at all.
Other people's happiness looks like nouveau riche.
Sadness is that you can neither give up nor be dead set.
6. The biggest difference between people is that you are wasting money, and I can only waste my expression.
7. How many people use Du Niang to test whether the computer has a normal network connection!
8. Being unhappy is against yourself, and winning or losing is your own pain.
9. My future is not a dream, but insomnia.
10, you add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, and you ruin the life of instant noodles.
1 1. Stupidity is a small realm, and stupidity is a big realm.
12, the diamond stays, and the bachelor can go.
13, I can't tidy up you, so I have to tidy up my mood.
14, it's really hard to find a job, either write or despise it. ...
15, life is like a song. High-profile when high-profile. If it is high-profile, it is out of tune.
16, fight me, and I'll kill you.
17, but it's a pity that you didn't accompany me to get drunk.
18, the less money is transferred, the more words are transferred.
19, the hero is standing, the bear is crawling and my cat is hunched every day.
20. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!
2 1, in principle, tempering should be used, and tempering should be used on the blade.
22. As the days increase, people increase their livestock.
23. The abandoned part of life is also a universe.
24. While spurning others, we should also learn to understand their difficulties.
25. Q: What porridge does the Monkey King dislike the most? A: Flammulina velutipes porridge.
I have to endure two painful things every day. I can't sleep every night! Can't get up in the morning!
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